/britfeel/

come on lad, you can do better than that

Breaking Normie ft. user
a neet shitposter lies his way to a top sales position and lives a life of debauchery until he is fired

He has been in my hom city and uni city in the past year and I missed him both times. feelsbadman

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i have an anal fissure

no cannabis
drank too much coffee
chika rejected my offer of friendship
not in a good mood desu lads

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Its complete poverty, Ive heard of it too.

Good post but a sales job is the absolute worst for a NEET. You need charisma, drive and balls for sales.

>You're the manc, got any recommendations, even spoons would suit me. Might even bring along some BNP memorabilia to show you
>Maybe this weekend
I'm a Rochdale lass actually

What do normies/friends usually do together?

Which like Walter White you would develop during the whole experience you went through

Smash some beak lad. Makes everything better.

go out on the pull obviously

fuck it, gonna get some booze and sack of this work
ain't happenin for me

Braids are cute edition.

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getting shitfaced on whiskey because i don't have to start work till 8 tomorrow

you lads drinking tonight?

We could bowl, we could eat a meal together in a weatherspoons, we could place wagers on card games, we could shop

Guess we could just have a sit down and a few drinks then

I'm gonna go girl mode

A Moni and Shippy meet up is just what this thread needs

now THIS is good advice

Nah lad, tomorrow is drinking day, tonight I'm on the sweet sweet orange nectar

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Have a go on a few fruities? Drive around in your Proton?

I miss Harold Shipman posting.

If you have anything better I'm all ears.

Kek, I was sure he posted here at one point. He even got 5,5,5 and said "trips"

>girl mode
so you mean getting your back doors smashed in down the back of spoons

He's a top lad. Proper down to Earth. Can't stand any of the other guys, they're always shilling some affiliates, or bonuses, or whatever.

reposting for thread fren

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i bet you drive a Proton Jumbuck you nonce

>I'm gonna go girl mode
So you're going to wear you 'fem' jumper that looks like a blokes and your 'girly' black trainers?

had jedwad come to our local nightclub and one of the tesco's about six years ago, people were going mental over them

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nah m8 its expensive and it just makes me angry
i need something to bring me dddoooowwwwnnnnnn

I have womens jeans, shirt, t-shirts, hoodies and converse and unisex

i love it when minor 'celebs' do stuff like that but get the shit ripped out of them

He was such a robot too, even showed a picture of his old box room at his parents place and had anime posters
At least it wasn't moeshit.

Last time I went to the casino the wheel had two 0s in a row and thought hypa would be rolling in it tonight

true that lad, i don't often drink on week nights but i'm out of weed so i thought i'd might as well. to be honest i'd love a bottle of irn-bru right now, but there's only 2 shops in my town that actually sell it

>only one 5 hour long tutorial on PHP
>it's some Indian with an infuriating accent

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Ketamine and Xanax. You'll have a nice 3 day black out.

>and one of the tesco's

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Better get a wee stall and shill the bru then m8

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it was very strange, there was a closer tesco about five mins walk away but they insisted on taking a limo to the tesco two miles away, at night and made a big thing of introducing themselves to anyone who was in there and signing autographs and posing for photos. very forced like

think i'm gonna have to lad, closest shop i know that sells bru costs about 1.60 something ridiculous. but it's a 24/hr garage so it's to be expected really

>jeans
Looks like skinny jeans
>hoodies
Looks like any blokes
>Converse
Looks like the bloke pairs too.

Face it, your girl mode is very manly.

barr's red cola for me

nah im good m8 thanks for the tip tho

Can't conceive of why people like feet so much

i would probably tell them to fuck off. not ased me about celebrities.

Good luck suffering sober then la. You're stronger than I am.

I'm a tranny too and I think I would look much cuter with my head bashed in. Any of you strapping lads willing to help me finish my transition into a corpse?
I could suck your dick if you're into that, but like, no pressure.

Get a tizer instead

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naar m8, it's all about bing

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You for real lad?

Anyone playing Soul Calibur? For me it's Astaroth and Voldo: the perfect /gaybdsm/ tag team.

fucking hate gypos

Nah, my computer can't run it and I don't wanna upgrade incase the game dies in a couple of months Astaroth mah nigga though. I like characters who do massive damage. No queer shit though.

>mobas
lmao at you lmao

strong is my middle name
astaroth is OP desu. is the new one more balanced?

not them but i actually wouldnt even mind that as long as i died or was left with no ability to experience reality

No not really, sorry. I haven't actually snapped, I'm just close.

Astaroth has never been OP I don't think. He's always been a newb killer though because a few mistakes and you're dead

>watch a random horror movie
>it's by Troma

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banned imao *dabs*

need a hobby and motivation, wasting most of my life away, average day is wank, work, dinner, piss around on internet for four hours, wank, sleep, repeat

How do I know you aren't the rozzers?

Cock tease.

Went on /b/ recently lids. What the fuck has happened these past few years?

Doing a hobby is still wasting your life away.

i suffer everyday and just really want to die is it really too much to ask for?

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how long u been on hrt

Same lad, I don't know how to escape it

I still think theres too much risk involved.

Good thing I pass when in boymode then

yeah obvs his speed is nerfed but he still does stupid amounts of damage for how slow he is relatively.

its time to search at
OOOOOON THE MAAAAARTKER

9 months so my boobs aren't big, but I had a very cute face even pre hrt.

I'm sure you do, hon

Haven't been on /b/ since 2010 I assume it is complete AIDs now

Can I smash your head in whilst my dick is in your arse?

All the kiddies go straight to Jow Forums to shitpost nowadays. /b/ is just bots and boomers posting porn.

FB fap thread lads?

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aye aye, whos this

Yeah, I'm 22 and my hands look like turtle claws.

Made friends with a muslim girl at work. She's adorable, has a fat butt and is actually funny

>boomers posting porn.

we have actual porn boards, why do people post porn in /b/? never understood it

ffs lad some of us are trying no fap

evens wank to gay shit odds straight

Nice I'm happy for you

adkadjkjakjfk

Had no idea what that tattoo meant until a few months ago, shamed to admit

Wow SHE looks great what's HER name laddo?

What does it mean? Originally original comment.

Troma produced cannibal the musical
Shut yer piehole

Muslim girls are disproportionately funny for girls, wouldn't expect it at all until you start chatting to them. Maybe because they can't use their looks/pussy to get over more of them end up developing personalities?

evens I wank to gay fart yaoi or erotica, odds I wank to black shemales fucking white males in the arse

>shite arse
>shite body
>queen of spade tattoo
state of your tastes titlod you faggot