Friday night

>Friday night,
why are you here?

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Why is friday night supposed to be different from any other night?

Also, you're here too. What are you doing here?

Because it's friday afternoon where I am and I'm taking a break.

Taking a poo.

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Because I'm queer.
I'm gay.
I'm homosexual.
I'm bent.
I /am/ the arse bandit.

Waiting for my shift to start.

Nobody wants to hangout with me and I don't want to go and socialize by myself.
Tinder and bumble have shown me that I am only attractive to fat ugly girls

Feeling fat after Xmas over-eating and I want somebody to tell me it's going to be ok.

working up courage to cancel my planet fitness membership

Got out of prison

They say it's time to start over and build a new life. I have no idea what to do and I even stopped weight lifting because my mind is gone now

I work night shifts

I got myself sick but the urge to go to the gym is still there but afraid to get others sick as well/ make myself worse. So I am here

end of the work week ye goof, everyone gets smashed

Because my dad won't let me go out at night since I'm a grill :/ it's ok I can still lift in my room...

Was being outed part of your plan?

the people i usually hang out with on friday are all off vacationing with loved ones

Cause I'm going out on new years and dont want to do anything till then cause Christmas shit still has me drained

I have nowhere else to go.

It never even crossed my mind that it was friday. I'm off work and I guess I'm feeling what is feeling. I almost died of alcohol poisoning yesterday. Finna finish my poo and go to the gym though.

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Show me your body.

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Waiting to hit the gym in an hour

Any and all online tech certifications, networking, it security, the works. They don't care about anything but ability since demand is so high

You dont understand
I want to die

Oh shit I guess it is Friday.
Well I work nights anyway. And I'm off from Tuesday to Thursday. So this is kinda like my Monday.

just got back from a "date" with "the one" who wanted to break the news to her "best guy friend" that she has been dating someone for the past 2 months and its getting serious now

im at the point where i stopped caring about this shit. should i just ghost the bitch?

So, you got cucked?
>should i just ghost the bitch
It's up to you if you wanna keep cucking yourself or not, nigga.

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Wanted to meet with a qt dickgirl but she didnt answer. Now i will have to fap again like a fucking degenerate.

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Gym was a nightmare when I was there two hours ago. Every squat rack was taken, people even took bars from the benches to deadlift in the squat rack area. I'm not looking forward to New Years.

Why, you enormous faggot? Surely part of the punishment aspect of prison is that you're denied access to things youd usually have on the outside. What stuff did you miss on the inside? Family? Hookers? Money? You have almost infinite possibilities now, you sad sack. Live a little.

i am here because i long for the touch of a woman

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Just hire a prostitute you fag.

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The things I have learned
I want death

The things I know drove me insane
I honestly cant wait

23/1 changes you and I loved every minute of it. Cant wait until it's my time to go

Has to be a joke

Because I'm an aspie with no social life and I finished lifting and eating today

> (You)
> You have almost infinite possibilities now, you sad sack. Live a little.
Not when you're insane and ready to go

He's a normie with survivorship bias who can't understand that there are people with radically different worldviews

My pregnant gf feels sick

lmao nigga chill out it's 2:30 in the afternoon. Anyway tonight we're having a party for my Grandfather's 87th. After that, I'm going to my bro's place for a bbq/house party. Should be fun.

Yeah, hope the fuck out of there if you have self respect.

Go out or not nothing really changes

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The work never ends faggot, NO excuses.

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I gotta get up early to hit the gym tomorrow so I can have time to meet my friend in the morning to eat and watch a basketball game.

I just got home from "work" and I have to get up at 8AM to "work" again tomorrow.

Wtf man

Yea it would make me happy
The shit I know will drive anyone insane.

I tried making friends being out and meeting people. It's really hard to meet anyone

I have always been a lone wolf. I cant wait when my time comes and nobody will miss me

Post body I'll be honest

I’ve reached a point where Friday night isn’t so special anymore, I just cosy up with gf on the couch and watch Hell’s Kitchen

I just got back from the gym, man. Leveled up midway and reached a new PR on my DL
Get off my back

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Dudeeeee!!!

I'm bloated as shit right now

Grats dude. I just hit a massive PR on my DL too.

surfing the web while watching LAST MAN Standing, old lady is playing candy crush like always.

Just KYS then cause god damn you sound unbearable

What'd you go to jail for anyways? You a fucking pedo or something?

>every squat rack was taking
>people were rushing to deadlift even taking bench bars
Your gym is absolutely based. Will join with joy.

depends on how you look at it. if you want emotional attachment, yes. if you want the physical side, hitting up a prostitute is cheaper than maintaining a longterm relationship with someone you don't like.

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Grats, man. We're all gonna make it

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I'm tempted to post a pic where I live. It's so bad I just noticed the smell and wouldn't mind posting a pic but dont want that judgement

please do it. Also answer the question

No. I'm seriously embarrassed
I'm living in filth right now and the smell just started bothering me
Man I need to get my shit together

I didnt see your question so not sure what you're talking about

>anonymous mandalorean armor-crafting forum
>judgement
pick one

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