How healthy are you robots eating?

How healthy are you robots eating?

>what was it
>how fucked are you
>bonus points for recipes and pics, if it's any good

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Honeycomb cereal, so I'd probably die before too long.

I had some stale oatmeal myself, so I'm pretty much fucked

Hungry Man dinner

It was quite unoriginal

>Potatoes, salad, rice and chicken, tahini and bread.

Unless you are counting the insane amounts of pussy

Well it was a homemade healthy granola bar, I'd get pretty bored but on the plus side I'd probably get skinny

Chicken broccoli Alfredo pizza. I could unironically live on that for a long fucking time if I was also allowed water. I'd have to separate it and get rid of most of the sauce and cheese but chicken and broccoli for a meal is not terrible. Or does my breakfast whiskey count as a meal? Please say it does not.

Sip of the chili I'm cooking. So I'm basically eating undercooked chili for the rest of my life, cool. I'd probably survive for a long time or forever, it's vegetables/meat/chicken broth/some other stuff. Maybe I'd get scurvy but wouldn't the tomatoes cover that?

A blueberry muffin from dunkin donuts. Guess I'm dying of the diabeetus.

>meatball sub
I had 7 in the past 3 days, it's basically the only thing I've been eating in that time period. I could still go for another one if I had any bread left. I think this will work out fine.

Raw honey on a slice of whole grain bread.
I'm fucked.

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toasted english muffin with peanut butter. I feel like out of all the things I could choose to only eat forever that would be pretty good since its so basic.

Boiled noodles, veggie flavour.
I'm gonna die, my organs are gonna fail eventually.

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Kiwis, even though Im slightly allergic to them :x

If I'd eat them all day ill probably be drenched in sweat

Literally JUST got done eating some tyson chicken fries

I think I could survive, not healthily but its chicken so I'm not gonna starve or anything

nice

creamcheese, peanutbutter and jelly on crackers.
i'm fairly certain i could live off that for an eternity. i don't seem too fucked.

I'm in my mid forties and just ate foam bananas, strawberry laces, and milk bottle chews a big fucking mafull on my few teeth (stumps) left.
Dinner of a fucking champion!!

I'm a vegan, but I easily eat a bit too much, but I'm getting there.

rice and chicken breast. not bad

Buttered toast and irn bru. I can live with that

>tfw McDonald's Maestro burger
It was reheated...

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A bacon egg and cheese sandwich. I'm fucked

Lunch 30 minutes ago:

1.5 bowls of fresh home-made beef sausage barley soup.
Applesauce with cinnamon sprinkled on it, plus a lot of dried cranberries mixed in.

For a chaser, I'm going to have a cup of chocolate milk, once it finishes cooling down in the freezer. I like to leave it in until it starts forming a light crust of ice on the top.

>chilli cheese at mcdicks

Will probably die by the end of the month

Eggs, sourdough bread, cheddar cheese and some orange juice with a multivitamin. Pretty sure most of my nutritional bases are covered there.

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>what was it
pizza
>how fucked are you
very

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>chunky beef and vegetable soup

i don't mind this

lentis with onion, tomato, and bacon

>buckwheat and eggs
I am going to be so swole.

>homemade burgers and fries
I welcome you back obesity

This dude has done it for 25 years and he seems ok. You could supplement with orange juice for nutrients couldn't you? OP image just says eat, not drink. Would probably still have a lot of subtle health problems

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>movie theatre popcorn
WUH-OH!

related note - sisters brothers was pretty good, would recommend

>just ate a leftover hamburger on white bread, not even cheese
i'd be 100% fucked, it was a good burger but i don't think i'd be able to eat that for my entire life. probably just kill myself.

A bag of day old Taco Bell that I mushed and smashed to try and prevent me from eating it. It didnt work.

i ate a danish. guess i'll die

>toasted bologna melted cheese sandwich butter on the bread
it was yummy for my tummy.

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>Maestro burger
was it good? and what is special about it?

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fried egg sandwich for dinner.. I'm on a diet

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Roast chicken, green beans, spinach and some potatoes. Meh, I could probably live on that if I had to desu

>Spaghetti and meatballs
Fuck

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boogers
i dun goofed

sandwich with wheat bread, lettuce, lunch meat, and mustard. I'd probably be fine.

I think I might be completely fucked

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>peanut butter and bread
i'd be ok for a few years until i develop scurvy

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>slow cooked Anasazi beans with ham hocks
>pork green chile
>homemade tortillas
>arroz rojo (not pictured)

I think I could actually live a very long time just eating this combo, so not fucked at all.

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A plain can of tuna

Lol RIP me from mercury poisoning

Those taste so fuckin good buy I can't eat them because if I eat a whole bag I get the spiciest shits ever and my ass bleeds

Kraft Dinner so im good for a very long time

Your ass isn't actually bleeding
It's just the actual red food color (red 40) passing unchangedI also think that delicious flavor is the MSG

Full-course lunch consisting of soup as entree, main course of lasagna, salad, and fries as side dishes, Sprite zero as drink and a coffee.

Not bad imo.

Yeah I know but it sure feels like it is

Tomatoes.
I love tomatoes.

Eggs n bacon with a tomato salt and pepper

Im ok with this.

some cheap sweet and sour chicken i think ill be good

>pretzels
I doesn't matter though, i have had feeling stomach pain after eating anything and everything started to taste way worse lately so it doesn't make big difference

I ate fucking nachos and ice cream

>poverty-stirfry of whatever vegetables I had (broccoli, bell pepper, some weird greens that were on sale) with ginger, turmeric root, and garlic
Zero protein ahahaha! rip
Trips confirm pussy was had.

>ramen noodles chicken flavor
Seems about accurate, as im in uni and going to kill myself at some point next year

based snap peas
fuck captchas

Banana at 3am in the night

orange juice jello and cheese

i'll survive for a few years probably

>ramen noodles chicken flavor
same, I'm so fucked

It was a chicken salad with instant noodles on the side, I guess if I throw the noodles away each meal Ill be ok

Semen flavour chicken noodles?

>consuming sodium in 2018

>Fried chicken, cole slaw and potato salad from Publix
I actually don't care for this meal much but I guess it could keep me living for like 20-25 miserable years.

I had a rack of bbq ribs, Nice

I wouldn't know with cheetos but I eat a lot of very spicy food and have had chile shits before.
>cheap taco bell burritos
>unfold them
>generously glob pic related on
>refill burritos
>eat
>several hours later
>....
>it only barely worth it

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a booger

well fuck

chick fil a you motherfrickin fricker

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>a fucking strawberry milkshake flavored Pop tart

How fucked am I?

>not consuming an essential nutrient in 2018

ISHYGDDT

Chili dogs. Fuck yeah. Gotta go fast.

Gummy vitamins. At least I'll be getting my vitamins and minerals.

Strawberryvanilla granola... not bad

Bacon and egg mcmuffin.
I'll live (for 5 years before diabeetus kicks in)

I just finished eating some sponge fingers and milk with coffee.

>crawfish etouffee
>buttered cornbread
>Caesar salad
Id love to eat this a ton but Im sure I would grow to hate it if I had to eat it everyday.

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>sushi, miso soup, salad, jasmine tea
cool

>'sketti with self-assembled sauce (sieved tomatoes, salt, powdered ginger, caramelized onions, starchy water) and Parmesan
>Not at all, really. I've eaten the same dish for a week straight before, it's yummy.
>Well, no pics since I've eaten it already but yes, it's good and here's the recipe:

1.) Finely mince a bunch onions (personally, the more, the better) and caramelize them.

You do that by heating up a bit of oil in a pan, just enough that they all get slippery and don't immediately stick/burn to the surface, and then frying them for like five minutes until they start turning a bit brown. At that point you reduce the heat and regularly put in a bit of water to remove the caramelized parts that build up at the bottom of the pan/pot/whatever. Rinse and repeat. After about half an hour they should've turned from the initial white/translucent to a dark brown and should taste kinda sweet.
2.) About ten minutes before the onions are done, boil the spaghetti in salted water for whatever the packaging says, usually 8-10 minutes until al dente.
3.) To make the sauce, use the thing you caramelized the onions in, add the sieved tomatoes, add salt and powdered ginger to taste, mix and heat up.
4.) Plate using the spaghetti first, then some sauce, next some of the caramelized onions and lastly the Parmesan (freshly grated, ideally).

Hard to fuck up, really.

Two boiled eggs

I had an Indian buffet 5 hours ago and it still feels like it's just sitting in my stomach. I do not want this daily.

Publix sugar cookies

All I've had today was a bottle of Jim Beam black that I've been sipping on while playing Spiderman.

>what was it
A booger
>how fucked are you
...user...

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mcchicken and medium fries and 10 mcnuggets 2xhoney mustard sauce med coke. if i fast for several days between there shouldnt be a problem with my weight.

>broccoli cheddar soup
>honestly this covers a lot of macro and micro nutrients
>cheese, broccoli

>penne and meatballs, barely any sauce, no parmesan
>for all eternity

Do I get a cute traditional Italian gf as well? Probably going to die fast due to all that meat and carbs though.

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COME TO ME TACO INFINITY

oh fuck ya tendies and buffalo ranch doritos

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A double cheese burger from Freddys and carrot juice. sounds good to me.

literally fucking dick
my boyfriends cum
im gay

A burger and a glass of scotch

desu i'd probably hate it after a few days, but it could be worse

Cauliflower rice w black beans and salsa

Ugh, fucking dreadful. Well, at least its healthy

Not the best. I tried making a chicken wrap but use burrito ingredients.

Sliced up chicken patty, breaded.
Tortilla
Pico de gallo,
Some rice hot bbq sauce.

Would have been good if it was beef in it and no bbq sauce

Pizza with pineapple. Normies hate it. I love it

>bbq sauce.
The fuck is wrong with you?
>next time use mayonessa

>>what was it?
Maggie with chocolate powder

>>how fucked are you
Not much

>>bonus points for recipes and pics, if it's any good
x1 Maggie curry flavored instant noodles
x2 teaspoon of chocolate powder
Boil the noodles first
Add in the powder
Mix and enjoy

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>brisket, sausage, spare ribs with beans
ill be alright

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