Do you have robot eyes Jow Forums?

My eyes are the color of shitstains

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Yeah, but you're some hapa girl or something.

Me, I'm blue steel.

It's ok, actually. Don't mind me, go on.

your eyes are cute actually.

Nah, I'm pudgy irish italian.

thirsty robots creep out the bushes at the first sight of a possible female

hardened autism

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He didn't even suggest they were a female, he just complimented them

Thank you user. I just never liked the color. I always wanted green or blue eyes. My eyes were apparently green as a baby but darkened when I was 2 or 3.

is your weiner small and feminine? if so those eyes are attractive.

sorry, didn't mean to ruin your erection

I wish I had a wiener user. I wish.

I do realize I'm playing the dating game on easy mode. That doesn't mean that I can't still suck because I was born ugly.

why would you want a weiner?

>I got banned on Jow Forums
Good. You should be banned here too. Bet you're a piece of shit irl.

your eyes are really handsome user. I can't see your whole face obviously, but your pic looks a lot like taron egerton.

They can cum with significantly less effort and much more reliably.
Also they're more aesthetically pleasing.
Few more reasons but they're mostly weird fetish stuff.

>all these faggots claiming they have autism eyes
>no lower white exposure

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> born ugly
Still playing life on easy mode user, you can always attract guys despite your green/brown eyes. It is unfortunate you did not inherit colored eyes tho.

They're allright, no worries.

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no, I think they fit you really nice.
Yes green is really nice color for the eyes but this color fits you well.

Did you turn the contrast up on that pic? Got some whitespots in your pupils.

Cute though.

Well thank you user, glad you like them.

I'd probably kill myself if I had blonde hair...

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fuck off to /soc/
I'm only posting because they're interesting.

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Ah, I think I had a transparent setting for saving as a png or some shit like that. Hooray for technology.

what is this weird fetish stuff you speak of?

i agree with your reasons tho.

thx :)

Same here
I've heard it a thousand times back in the days. For some reason not anymore

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Well maybe not "fetish", but I've always just wanted to actually be the one fucking someone. I want to feel someone around my cock, I want to impregnate someone. Stuff like that.
When I was a kid, I always thought I'd grow a dick when I got older (molestation victim so I knew about male anatomy from a young age, only anatomy I really knew). Was pretty weird.

that's a bit abnormal for a girl but not really that weird desu. i've often thought of how it would feel to have a vagina and get fucked but then i think it would be really odd to lay on my back with your legs spread and be completely open and vulnerable and used. seems like it would be really weird. it's more of the interest from the others pov for me.

never had someones vagina around my cock but when i think about it in detail i imagine it's pretty good and feels rewarding to cum in/on somebody. i can look down and say i did this and made my mark on her.

is it more of just a quirky interest/fetish for you exploring what it would be like to have a penis or do you genuinely want to have one and feel what it's like? do you think that molestation was the reason for it?

Checking in, what about mine?

Origaminal

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You two have very pretty eyes.

come on, now you're teaming up on us.

I genuinely would want to have one and feel what it's like.
I'd say the molestation probably had a hand in it. Wouldn't ever transition probably, because it's a shitty idea at the moment, both for psychological reasons and because frankendicks are absolutely gutwrenchingly disgusting. But if I could magically change genders without any of the bullshit, I think I would go for it.
Though I do like having boobs, but I've always disliked my vagina. I had a lower back injury when I was 10 or so that made masturbation physically dull for me. Made things less sensitive down there. Never had an orgasm, probably physically incapable.

I think my eyes are pretty good but I could be wrong

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This fucking board man

not original

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seriously though these /soc/ shitheads... how women ruin every place they go in a nutshell

A guy started an eye thread just a couple days ago. Not sure why you're suddenly blaming women.

this is a picture of my eyeballs

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>Hazel eyes are objectively the worst eye color is a muddied creek of nothing

/soc9k/ is going well I see.

The best compliment I've been given was from this girl I had a crush on in elementary who said my eyelashes look pretty.

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These guys wouldn't be here if not for fem"""""""bots""""""""

wow that sucks about the back issue. what is a frankendick? the bottom of my dick is pretty ugly due to a birth defect that had to be surgically corrected and i always liked looking at aesthetic dicks because of it. they look so good. the aesthetic style of my dick is good but it's ruined by the corrective surgery. still works good and it's pretty big which is unusual for people with the defect. good enough for me tho if people don't looking at it they'll like how it feels.

i hope for your own sake you can cum someday. that must be really shitty. you can't cum vaginal or clitorally?

I've been here for 7 years

I've heard mine are kinda big

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Don't know about that. Guys post thigh threads all the time. Sometimes they post hand or feet threads too, though those were more common a couple years back. People are just weird on here man. Can't blame it all on the lassies.

Just the whole penis implant. They use skin from your forearm or back to make the skin. Basically wrap it around a tube. It looks absolutely disgusting.
And no, I haven't been able to no matter how I do it. Oddly enough, anal seems to give me the most pleasure. Doubt I can orgasm from it though.

And yet you engage in normie activities

This is /soc/ tier shit through and through, I don't get why you people think playing dumb is such a good tactic on this board

why not just find a gf and use a strapon on her?

The only positive comment I got from a girl, without any input on my end, was "you have pretty eyes." So thanks for reminding me that my blue eyes won't get me laid.

change that hair, its anime and gay.
keep long hair i guess, but dont style it so gay

Because I can't feel it. Kinda takes away from it to me. Wouldn't mind for the right person, but just doesn't seem like it'll really scratch that itch. Would be 100% for them.
Also, I really don't get along with other women usually. Generally don't have much in common, and just can't relate with most of them on any level. Don't dislike them, just prefer to not interact with them more than I have to. Don't think I could have a gf, but again, maybe for the right person.

It has some elements of soc, but honestly, this is an anonymous imageboard. It's all socializing to some extent. Here on r9k, it's just usually shitposting, sad times, or banter. I don't see an issue with the occasional eye/hand/leg/etc. thread as long as it's not the main theme of it all.

Handsome dude originally

that moment when op has an eye fetish and we all fell for his trap

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do you still have interests in sex and having sex if you are dull down there? do you get any pleasure from masturbating or sex at all?

like my eyes alright, they look a bit sad though

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Sex is still great just from the intimacy, but from a physical standpoint, no. Not much at all. I like making a partner feel good. That's about it.
I don't really masturbate much. Sometimes I get horny, and I go for it, but then just kinda give up after a couple minutes because I realize it's pointless.

wow that's suffering.

she was right,

also your eye colour is pretty alright, kind of like honey

the rest isn't really anime-y, I just like having fluffy hair

Yeah, it's not really fun. I tend to be horny pretty frequently with no real way to really get over it other than try to preoccupy myself.
Sex is the real suffering, because there's no release for me, and the act of it just gets me more aroused. So when they're done, I'm still riled up, but nothing can be done.
Again, still greatly enjoy making them feel good. It's just mentally exhausting.

i think my eye bags are going to stay in there forever

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Judging by your eyes, some of you robots are at least cute.
>tfw I may be one of the ugliest robots

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Being cute doesn't really mean much when you are an emotionless autist.

Aw thanks.

>have you been crying, user?
Digging your eyebrows
Striking

Eye bags can be cute user, don't worry about it. Also, you have great eyebrows. Like your eye shape too.

Post your eyes, user. I guarantee you're not as bad as you think.

idk or care if your a guy or a gal, would cum in thoose eyes

pluck those fucking things

have you tried that sensitivity cream stuff?

>permanent dark circles under my eyes

yeah

Iron, Zinc, and Vitamin K deficit, eat more steak.

I have actually. Just felt tingly and uncomfortable. No real change to sensitivity.

>idk or care if your a guy or a gal, would cum in thoose eyes
that's the most weirdest compliment i ever hear but thank's

And spinach and similar vegetables.

>iron
no way i am iron deficient, i eat probably too much iron which is common for people that eat meat every day (like myself)

>zinc
not possible, i have a zinc supplement that i take. i already thought i was zinc deficient, which is why i bought it weeks ago

>Vitamin K
literally the only one that is possible really, it's basically the only nutrient i don't get at least 50% dv from my diet. except my multi has 150% dv vitamin k1 and i have a k2 (mk-4 and mk-7 forms) supplement, and k1 is very readily recycled in the body

yeah, i'm a vitamin junkie. i think it's just genetics. i've had them since as long as i can remember, even in high school

nipple play, g-spot, light touching, absolutely nothing works? is it like a permanent back injury or can it heal over time?

I have shit coloured eyes rip

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Shit yeah probably just genes then

Nothing does much for me unfortunately.
Was a fractured tailbone and hip back in 5th grade, over 10 years ago. I'm sure it healed. But sensitivity is shot probably due to nerves and stuff.

that's because you are a darkie

actually im really not lol

at least it compliments my sullen personality

;_;

>black hair
>brown, nearly black eyes
>dark skin

what kind of white person are you? rhetorical question

rough. maybe your only hope is extreme mental stimulation. if i'm incredibly turned on and rock hard i can stroke just a few times very lightly i'll bust instantly. hope you can cum somehow someday. never give up!

they're ok. blue/green is the female master race tho. you're probably a latina.

i am pretty pale desu also my hair isnt black heh, its brown

My money is on Sicilian

>i am pretty pale
what is your ethnic makeup, nigger?

pls be my gf

LOL IM NOT SICILIAN

Am I fucked with that unibrow?

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just shave it, mohammed.

It's Haram to shave it tho

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