I really wish I had a big dick

5'5 fembot

That is adorable you don't have to be any taller than you already are, in fact how about you shrink a lil'?

So I can tower over people and get to break the short female stereotype every time I step outside.

Aww, thats cute. its ok no one actually gives a fuck about your height anyway and being taller would only limit your dating pool anyway.

If you're dick is atleast 4-5 inches you're fine, not even memeing.

Who would you even use it on?

Yeah, you are "fine". Just fine.

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I wonder how much of those ypu have saved.

You still wouldnt get girls irl a big dick is only good for online sluts

it doesn't matter when you're ugly as fuck

This lol face is all that matters that's why there's so many short and small dicked dudes

they don't understand that girls only like big dicks on Chad

>I really wish I had smaller labia.
Is that a problem?

Yeah, 5'5 is a pretty awful size for girls. You aren't tall enough to produce tall children, and you aren't short enough to be cute.
Also tits or GTFO

>tfw dick is bigger than 7"
Feels good. Still a permavirgin though
>inb4 all the faggots claiming to have a 7" dick

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>don't worry just stuff a condom with a half sausage

Guys worry about the size of their dicks too much. If you're at the stage in the relationship where the pants are off and the benis and vagoo are out, she's made up her mind on your dick already, no matter how big or small. When women want sex, it happens.

I'd settle for 2" off my dick for perfect skin. So tired of backne and acne

So dick growth is all bullshit?

She'll just go find a bigger dick user

You're not beating it hard enough.
And by beating I mean against the wall when erected.
Oh wait you can't heh

That's what you tell yourself to never try and you know it.

Honestly though its never been more on the honor system that a girl doesn't cheat on you when the internet is a smorgasbord of cock

No she won't, and if I'm wrong, she wasn't worth it anyway. If all she was looking for was a big cock, she would've asked for a pic up front.

That's not what I tell myself
I usually say "There's no point because you have nothing in common with her"

Believe or not women are not on the hunt for cock 24/7, and it's actually far more common for men to cheat.

So all women aren't worth no it then?

They aren't gonna ditch you because of your dick. Doesn't mean they're worth it, but you're fucking paranoid.

how to make dicc bigger? grapefruit?

this. It's just a problem if you literally have a micropenis

They won't necessarily leave when they can just get it on the side

wow you have to hide your big dick in public, life must be so hard for you

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I'm sad I will never impress a girl with my size.

>"Oh. You're average. I guess... that's okay"

She'll always wonder about bigger ones. She'll probably watch porn to escape from my tiny dick and then cheat/leave altogether.

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girls don't think like that

I wish I was just average
Looking at my 3.5 incher is tear-inducing

You watch too much porn, and you probably hace dozens of those pics saved.
You're being too harsh on yourself.

Reality is harsh.

>vaginas can push out babies
Confirmed for male troll. Having something huge like that pass through a vagina is NOT pleasurable

You spend time collecting pictures to reinforce your warped worldview abd reject everything else.
Sure having a big dick would be nice, but i know people with small dicks but they still had multiple gf's and even cheated on them.
Having a small dick isn't the end of the world.

You wish you had a big dick, then you get it and your life doesn't get any better... you forget about it as soon as you get it

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It doesn't matter how big it is, you would have no one to use it on anyway.

At least the delight on my possible gf's face upon seeing it would be nice to see. That will never happen with average because literally who gets excited by average things?

You know cock is not the only way to do that.

>6in long 6.5in thick chode
>tons of forcyde spots
>girls giggle and joke about it being weirdly proportioned
>if they try to actually take it they either barely can or can't at all in some cases
>all bj's are trash since they can't get it all in their mouth

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So if your gf was average looking you would not care for her?

>average
Measurements?
>inb4 hurr tfw dicklet with 10 inches

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Me to milelle said I did a good job, Stephanie said I was big...

5.5 length 4.5 girth
When most erect.

>6.5in thick

What the fuck, do you pump or something? That's insanely thick.

I have a theory that since I jerked off since I was 12 like 3-4 times a day at least and always edged myself a lot I was kinda "pumping" my dick the whole time it was growing. idk how else I ended up with pretty average length but fucking stupid girth.

Just b urself and it will all work out :)

Das average nigga. better than a lot of people out here

No you don't, girls hate big dicked men and the ones that don't are whores.

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That's what I explained. It's average. Actually the girth is slightly below average. No one will be excited to see it.

It kind of of doesn't matter you know. Mine is collosal. It's kind of like you ask for a steak well done and it comes out half done it's kind of like that.

A billion men have dicks smaller than average. That is just the bell curve. A girl who cares about you enough, would be glad to see your dick. Make of it what you will. You may not have been meant to impress, but your dick is not broken by and standard. I have flat feet, I cannot run quietly, so I am unable to sneak up on people. Do you think that is fair? No, but you are going to take your dick, and put it to the best use possible, OP.
How is that for a motivational speech?

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i'm a hair under 7 inches with thickness at the base.

doesn't matter if you don't use it.