Why lift and get ripped when a doughy butterball like this could put you into a coma with one punch?

Why lift and get ripped when a doughy butterball like this could put you into a coma with one punch?

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he's stronger than anybody on Jow Forums

Because I want to look and feel good, don't plan on getting in fights with fat Russians, and have access to guns in case I need to defend myself.

>implying

you should first figure out why you are lifting. you want to beat fedor? the sticky ain't for you lol

Stand your ground laws apply to humans and r*ssians aren’t human
I also look like that despite lifting so fuck

He probably looks like a complete bear in person. Prob had huge hands and frame. Also he’s Russian.

>then...you draw.
inb4 drunken filename

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because he is an exception you absolute retard

OP is rekt but you are rekt for responding srsly

What if it's a fat Russian with a gun, what's your move then?

what's anyone's move cowboy?

Fighting is for animals

Despite someone physical appearance, if their entire job is to learn and train how to fight as a living, then of course I won't be able to stand a chance. Same with someone like Bruce Lee, a lot of the people he fights are bigger and physically stronger than him, but since his entire career relied on him being able to fight, then no one stood a chance.

>i-i-i want to look good instead of be powerful/strong
you sound like a fucking WOMAN.

we are animals and alternative beliefs are delusions

women kill with guns and weapons not with fists

you got to re-evaluate your life son

Okay, so you're a faggot that uses grindr.
Either way you're woman like.

>I want to be powerful/strong

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Aesthetics dont matter in a fight. Also he was sambo champion in Russia.

With my smaller frame, I'm more difficult to hit. As my dex and agility are higher, this translates into my firing ability and aim while on the move. His high str and cons will allow him to take more bullets, sure, but he'll be required to be stationary otherwise his aim drops to effectively 0.

Jason Bloho was a roiding bodybuilder training for "aesthetics" for 10 years of his training history.

>believing anything beyond Blahino being a fatass retard who lifts and gloats about it

Humans are animals, fighting is an inevitability, and when it happens, being prepared could save your life

Who did Bruce Lee ever fight?

Go look at this pics.
He was the biggest and most "aesthetic" when he trying to become a bodybuilder.
That's why he hates bodybuilding because he was fucking awful at it.

>be Fedor
>Have some of the best stand up at heavyweight
>Nearly invincible
>Skinny fat Brazilian wraps his legs around your head and wins


What's even the point of fighting if all you gotta do is force the guy to suck your cock?

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His forearms look thicker than most dude’s necks.

this
self defense is great but if you don't plan on getting in fights a lot then there is little point, just look big as fuck and shredded and carry a gun

the Jow Forums - Jow Forums combo

hefty conclusions for a small man

>his entire career relied on him being able to fight
Who he fight tho?

bruce lee would get demolished by someone whose grappled for a year and weighs 30lbs more than him

he was a black belt in judo under gene lebell tho, so maybe not so easile, >inb4 a bjj fag would kill him
back then the only bbj fags were the gracies, so it might be correct but still not a valid point considering that many judokas still beat several of the gracie's

True a fighterz bod is dif from a bodybuilder.
Rogan said same during a shogun fight.
An gsp said he lifts for looks when hes done his training to be more marketable

Guns r for pussies

Bruce lee is more a fitness guy he barly beat a pyssy ass wong jack man an got frustrated when he got pinned training with gene lebell

Mark hunt roy nelson samoan fighters in general lile tua...bj penn shogun ...most fighters aint ripped esp at HW

>Most fighters ain't ripped
Sorry to burst your bubble, but that only applies for heavyweight with fedor, DC, my balls was hot, stiopic...
That's because in heavyweight most fighters don't really cut weight. If you go down one weight class to 205 (LHW) just take a look at the upcoming fight for the belt Jones v Gustafson, both ripped. And if you look at middleweight you can find the GOAT gsp and yoel romero, both JJJJACKED to the gills.
In every weight class except HW, a bf% over like 12 is an anomaly.

fear of weapons is a sign of sexual and emotional immaturity user.

Man, Jason genova really let himself go

I don't get it. I lift because it's fun. If I wanted to take this dude down and only that I'd be doing something different.


Plus, I'm pretty sure the police in my area would beat him senseless. "Local man savagely beaten by maurauding psychopath; possible on meth, heroic police apprehended in daring rescue".

Call the police and let a bunch of angry dudes with bigger guns and body armour take care of the problem.

t. lefty retard

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Fighter who matter tho. If you took somebody like Cain, or Fedor and somebody absolutely jacked like Romero who would win? more than likely the heavyweight. HWs are the alphas. that's why most of them are so friendly and easygoing. because they basically own every room the walk in despite looking like a fatty. not saying bantamweights or middleweights ain't shit, but in the grand scheme of things HWs run shit. levels nigga.

t. fatty who thinks he even has the remote cardio of a real heavyweight

Cuz I'll probably never have to fight him? Or like... probably anybody?

Oh my god

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Dear Original poster,

You've given me lots to think about, and I am now considering downing a baker's dozen worth of doughnuts.
Thank you for your insight.

Kindest regards,
Anonymous poster

Their conditioning was never in question, you stupid faggot. It was a question of aesthetics. Sure smaller fighters have better physiques, but the heavyweights, despite looking like plumbers, can obliterate them all. Whenever people talk about the "baddest man on the planet" they always talk about heavyweight fighters. Why? because they are bigger, stronger, and more durable than any man smaller than them. Cardio may not always be there but you always have those freak of nature (Cain).

Thats gay talk....fuckin 2018 zoomers

Skinny guys can hit bro those fukin knuckles land shit tgey hurt

Werdum is skinnyfat?

Yeah remember butterbean?

Fedor got baited. He would beat the fuck out of him if they fought again.

Fedor was past his prime by the time Wersuck submitted him. The Fedor of 5 years before would have knocked his head off.

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To this day I say Arlovski could have been the one to put Fedor out. That short hook was beautiful and changed everything. But I remember thinking he could have been the one. Arlovski never looked better, and then he went for that stupid flying fucking knee in the corner...

Nobody is sucking your dick because you can bench 4 pl8s
>FACTS and LOGIC