How well do you think you could handle yourself in a street fight?
How well do you think you could handle yourself in a street fight?
Angel Lopez
Dylan Barnes
pretty well desu i train ufc
Wyatt Cook
Don't know, never been in a fight and I get the fuck out of there if it looks like one is about to start (which is rare because I never socialise).
I know how to punch though, not sure what good that'll do.
Landon Foster
I think i'll fair pretty bad user. Should I step out of my cave and try out martial arts?
Gabriel Brooks
If you don't then some fucko on worldstar or youtube will see you getting your ass kicked and comment "dat pussy shudda known MMA!"
If you avoid the fight it'll somehow still be filmed and you'll look like Louie in that clip where the psycho jock kid and his gang of mini-chads give Louie and his lady a hard time and Louie does the only thing he can do, look like a little fucking bitch. The comments will mimic that video's too.
Anthony White
damn, those people look more retarded than incels.
Luis Flores
I'm actually a professional fighter, believe it or not. Mostly just lurk here. I'm currently signed to the UFC since 2017, though I've only had 2 fights for them and I've already lost one. I'm pretty sure I can beat most regular people I come in unarmed combat since it's literally my profession and I train to fight almost everyday.
That being said, street fights are highly unpredictable and anything can happen to anyone regardless of training or toughness. It's best to avoid needless violence especially if you live in a dangerous place.
Joshua Ross
What about Bruce Lee's technique for settling street fights/getting mugged/assaults?
Owen White
I'd probably try gauging his eyes out then get murdered in retaliation
Charles Nguyen
I'm actually not aware of Bruce Lee's technique for settling street fight/muggings/assaults and too lazy to google fu, but not lazy enough to reply to you and ask you what his technique was.
Parker Hall
He was baiting homophobes that pray on the week, like niggers do.
Josiah Butler
you shitpost in heem threads?
Eli Howard
I'd like to believe I can handle myself pretty well. 2 years of muay thai, 1-1 amateur record, which isn't good or anything, but it's real fight experience.
Benjamin Parker
Have you ever completely destroyed a non-fighter in a street fight before due to the difference in skill level?
Also how much is the UFC paying you?
Asher Kelly
>tfw manlet
>there are 200 lb freshmen who could beat you up
Connor Jones
>racist post
>doesn't know how to spell basic words
>pray on the week
kek this post makes total sense.
Brody Wright
wow, great fucking post. HAHAHA, so funny.
Joseph Brooks
...You're natty, right?
Nathan Taylor
I would die in the first five seconds from a punch.
Come to think of it that doesn't sound too bad...
Nolan Brooks
No. /ck/ is my homeboard. I just lurk other boards. The mma discussion on /sp/ is slightly cancerous.
I haven't been in a "street fight" in a couple years, and when I was getting into fights, i wasn't nearly as good as I am now.
>Also how much is the UFC paying you?
Not much. I got $10,000 last fight, missed out on the bonus cause I lost. My first ufc fight I won, but the purse money was laughably small that I won't even mention it. The sponsor fees are only barely enough to cover travel and lodging and shit since I don't live in the U.S. and have to fly across the damn world to get to the fight.
The competition is the toughest I've ever faced though, by a long shot.
Luke Parker
I used to use diuretics to piss and cut weight but I'm natty.
Eli Kelly
you mad you faggot?
Jaxon Brooks
Pretty well. I have heavy fists and I hit hard and when I throw tantrums I pungh holes and dents in various things. Also I have mental problems and when I get really mad I tap into some sort of autismo berserker rage where I don't even care about my own well being. I also smell very bad to normies.
Parker Hill
>slightly cancerous
lol slightly?
you have any fights scheduled? and what card were you last on?
Luke Miller
That depends, if it was a normal guy then sure i'd feel confident I could stand toe to toe in a fight. The problem is most fights especially "street fights" are a numbers game most the time, if you're fighting one guy and he has his boys backing him up, they're ready to jump in at any time and that horribly fucks your chances up.
Lincoln Rogers
I'm a weak manlet but people didn't mess with me in high-school because there is something wrong with me. I used to bit people's faces in fights and once I stabbed a kid with a pencil. They described it as "an angry chimpanzee ".
Carson Bennett
I was on the preliminary card for fight night 135. Gathejah(however you spell his damn name) vs. Nick back in August
I have one more fight left in my contract and they haven't dropped me yet so I'll probably find out when soon. Just hope it isn't some last minute thing, which I'll still take anyways.
Easton Howard
Vs. Vick* not NIck. Can't spell either of their names. Least I can post more kamata kun
Parker Jones
I agree with her, I hate that forenight shit too
Jose Jackson
What is your fighting background? What would you say your strengths are?
Easton Sanders
I feel like I would do alright as long as I don't get grabbed.
Getting grabbed and then thrown to the ground is literally the worse thing that could possibly happen to you in a street fight.
Kevin Phillips
I started training jiujitsu around 14 or 15 and competed in a lot of bjj and luta livre throughout my teens before going into mma. Im mostly a submission fighter but im not afraid to strike and I'm pretty confident in my knockout ability too
American fighters are VERY good wrestlers though. One of the reasons theyre so tough.
Cooper Diaz
thats cool. couldnt find anyone who lost on the fight night 135 card who only had one previous ufc fight tho.
Ryan Cook
Is your UFC record 1-1 or 1-2? If it's the latter then I think I know who you are and if you're really that person I automatically dislike you for being a huehue.