Women have it harder than me-

What are you a fucking chad? You'd be against a bunch of women of any sort wanting your dick? You wouldn't even be flattered?

Pic related.
And my notifications are just people posting in my dorm's facebook group.

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If you're not a pathetic being why are you posting here?

I'll give you a notification if you know what I mean, Rebecca. ;)

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God, it feels so creepy having someone use your real name on Jow Forums, even though I literally just gave it to you.
And no thanks.

>25 faggots that want a friends request to check you out
>35 chats in various groups of people, friends and betta orbiters that want to play their game of chances
Facebook has nothing to do with life, but in comparisons like pic related i think they reflect a bit of how is your social life.

Is it cool if I call you Becca?

Whose fault is that, Rebecca? Yours or mine?

No, and definitely don't call me Becky.

Mine

It would be a man's dream to have that large of a amount of women approach you and having the chance to pick the one that best fits you.

god i see you and your spoiler pic everywhere.
you're really a weird loser, weirder and more of a loser than "normal" robots lol

Whatever you say, Beck.

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There are limits to how pathetic you can be, y'know?

If you still think that, get out while you can.

At least you can admit that, Rebecca. Do you know that's one of my favorite things about you, Rebecca, is your ability to take ownership of things like that? One of your Rebecca traits that I admire so. Anyway, Rebecca, I'm glad that you and I are becoming so close at this point. Do you see how I'm referring to you as "Rebecca" rather than Becky or Becca? Rebecca, I hope that you appreciate the things that I do for you. I look at my life and think to myself what a mess that everything around me is, then I think to myself, "At least I have Rebecca there, being her Rebecca self."
I guess what I'm trying to say, Rebecca, is that you're very special and important to me. I honestly don't know what I'd do without you, Rebecca. I see you every day in my dreams every night, Rebecca, but something tells me that we'll be seeing each other every day in the future for the rest of our lives. Won't that be nice, Rebecca? :)

You posted a screenshot including a name usually attributed to female human beings, so as my hormones dictate I shall write you a comment that tries to be clever and/or funny about the fact that I'm answering you because you posted a screenshot including a name usually attributed to female human beings.

I will proceed to fail being clever and/or funny and you shall make fun of me in turn in order to discourage me from bothering you again again, further lowering my already rather low self-esteem, which will only lead to me seeking more approval from female human beings in a perpetual cycle of pitiful, misguided attempts at bonding whose raison d'etre and goals I do not really understand myself, as they come from baser instincts in the brain that cannot process the concept of remote anonymous dialogue through a technological medium and the futility of trying to bond over it.

Holy fuck man I think you've successfully outcrept me and I'm pretty sure you weren't even trying

in a nutshell yeah, you need connections to make it anywhere in America and women instantly and always have constant connections. Men we're just made to be slaves or nothing unlesss we're normie chads, maybe god hates us.

Holy shit you sound like a literal serial killer

women are attracted to serial killers so it's probably the only path left for him, you females did this.

Really? Facebook? And are you saying that you want to be boombarded by scammers, horny dudes and other random strangers you don't know?

Are you REALLY that loney?
If you really want to talk to random strangers that badly, just go to omegle or some shit.

oh my god im talking to a girl right now
holy shit what shojuld i do
guys help me out here quick

I don't like society's fixation on labels. You tell somebody how important that they are to you in a genuine and heartfelt manner, as I just did to MY REBECCA, and you get called "creepy" or "weird." The aloofness and stoicism encouraged by society these days, encouraging people to keep their feelings inside, truly is unfortunate. I yearn for the days of unabashed romanticism, in which I could confess my feelings for MY beloved, sweet Rebecca and not become a public target of ridicule. I don't particularly appreciate it, and I'm sure that Rebecca doesn't, either.
As an aside, Rebecca has nothing to be afraid of, other than her own feelings for me. She's not like the others, after all; MY REBECCA won't hurt me, ever. My Rebecca is not like the others.

Women have it harder than men in some aspects of life, and men have it harder than women in some aspects of life

What the fuck does this have to do with anything?
>If I make an image that shows 1 notification with "Male" above it and 100 notifications for "female" above it, it means it's always true for all cases
Wow you sure convinced me

Dude, get some professional help, go see a psychologist.
I'm not trying to be funny or mean, I seriously mean it.
I worry for your mental health.

I'm smart enough to know that I am probably to dumb to know how to help you, so ask a professional.
Promise me that you will at least make an effort.

>being aware of something and making a post about being meta aware of it yet continueing to do it anyways hoping that it will work
the absolute state of robots

As I said, you shall mock me, and it shall hurt me.

I pondered adding a meta-awareness layer at the bottom of the message and adressing the meta-loop that always happen with those things, but I thought it was self-explanatory enough.

>are you really that lonely
Yes. Honestly didn't think there'd be so many people who don't understand this here.
>omegle
Everyone on omegle is looking for women too!

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>trying to win over girls with your "intellect"
come on now

Im a guy btw

Alright, I'll bite.

"Your" Rebecca is conditioned by society to give off certain signals when she's considering a potential mate, which she didn't here. Yet, you act as if you two are in some kind of privileged relationship to which she never consented, as if you knew what she was thinking. That is, among other things, one of the chief reasons your message is creeping us out.

I thought his message was pretty funny

A lot. So does tinder. Stop pretending the internet isn't a part of our real lives, everyone is on the internet

I know you are, it's just. The sentence was so perfect y'know. Like I had things planned out in my head, type a long pretentious meta thing, be violently shot down, and re-pretentiously says "Ha-HA! You did just as I said you would! Ain't I clever?", and I got ignored, and then you answered and I panicked. Sorry.

Also, I don't expect intellect to be much of a tool when it comes to impressing girls - at least not in a direct way. I suspect that with smarts comes the ability to improve seduction stuff faster through trial and error. Not that I'd know; I'm not that smart, and I didn't try and fail that much.

The first step to fixing a problem is being aware of it and acknowleding it. That being said, you still have a lot of work ahead of you. Your second step is to not just try to reply/talk to anyone just because they are a female. Work on talking normally and having normal conversation, but don't force a conversation that you don't need to have, alright?

So, next time you see a female online what do you do? (Hint: The answer is NOT making a meta comment about you being aware that you lack social skills).

I'm basically sexless (in both senses of the term) at this point.

Hahaha very spooky dude
You should play a serial killer in a movie

>mfw people take my bad Hannibal Lecter impression seriously
My writing background is finally paying off for me!
Sorry to creep you out by the way, Rebecca. It will doubtless break your heart to hear that you're not in any way special to me.

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The absolute state of beta orbiting discord faggots that these fem""""""bots"""""" feed on

I'll lump you in.

>both senses of the term
Please PLEASE tell me you weren't talking about castration but being asexual and not getting any sex.

>It will doubtless break your heart to hear that you're not in any way special to me.
Damn

Definitely the latter lol

Okay, so I get where you're coming from and I'm a real sucker for self-improvement, but...
... what problem exactly are you talking about?

I cannot possibly offer you the female validation that you desire, not being female, but I can express my admiration for the intellectual effort that went into your clumsy, pathetic seduction attempt. You're a cut above the rest, my friend, not that posterity will benefit from your shockingly good reasoning ability on account of your failings with potential mates.

>exist
>get free attention
w0w hard life. Meanwhile if you're male, nobody gives a single fuck about you outside of what you can provide for them.

I was unsure whether you were doing it on purpose or not. But I thought that it was better to be safe than sorry.

>So, next time you see a female online what do you do? (Hint: The answer is NOT making a meta comment about you being aware that you lack social skills).

I, uh, call her ra roastie whore and inform her that her opinions are invalid! Chad once lightly teased her while his smiling, handsome face was visible to her and she liked it, so I'm sure viciously insulting her online and suggesting her entire gender is intellectually vacuous will be even better! Time to get those juices flowing!

I was referring to how your communication skill needed some work. I guess the "problem" is your lack of... charisma.

>seduction attempt
Wait.
I thought robots just craved female validation.
What's this seduction thing you're talking about? How would a miraculously successful one-message anonymous seduction bomb pay off anyway?

Also... thanks? I can't tell if and where you're being sarcastic, and whether I should take what you said as a compliment or not. Remember: lack of social skills, you gotta speak to me like I'm 5 man

Eh. Always managed to get by in life without any kind of social skills, and now that I've got an extensive social circle, I wouldn't even know what to do with them anyway. So y'know. Getting those aren't really on the bucket list.

Thanks for the advice, though! It's sweet knowing that robots are looking out for one another.

Well clearly you though i was the girl initially as otherwise you wouldnt have said "as i said, and you will mock me".

Why would you apologize to me after you knew im not the girl and im just a guy in the thread? Lmao

>Also, I don't expect intellect to be much of a tool when it comes to impressing girls - at least not in a direct way. I suspect that with smarts comes the ability to improve seduction stuff faster through trial and error. Not that I'd know; I'm not that smart, and I didn't try and fail that much.
That is true, but you have to start small. Seduction comes later on after you have built c o n f i d e n c e. Trying to be a pua fag when you're insecure is guaranteed to fail in a spectacular manner

The amount of reddit based bois on this site today is disgusting

Eh, I'd explain it but it'd pass off as clumsy damage control, so let's just say I did (and no, this isn't me meta-damage-controlling by not damage controlling or any other meta level of damage control, I just think this doesn't deserve any further debate)

>Why would you apologize to me after you knew im not the girl and im just a guy in the thread? Lmao
I dunno. I went full stream of consciousness there. I thought that somehow, through the arcane thing that is the human mind, you may have taken offense that I mistook you for a girl, and thus I apologized just in case. I mean, as long as it doesn't cost me anything, I'd rather say sorry for something I didn't do than not saying sorry for something I did.
(Unless I really intended to do that thing and already decided that I wouldn't apologize for it. Like for petty revenge or holding out to my beliefs and stuff)

Okay you're using buzzwords I'm unfamiliar with here. What's pua? And why shouldn't I be it if gets me some upclose spectacular failings with no repercussions nor consequences?

Also in my experience I don't really need to be confident as long as I can keep a cool head, be chill about things people usually dramatize, and stop worrying about how things could go wrong.

I know what you really meant to say, but I'm just gonna read it as you calling us BASED rather than the thing you actually meant to say.

Alright, but I do think that putting in the work to get better social skills is worth it. I am a fan of the expression "better late than never". Having at least a certain degree of charisma will help you better express yourself, socialize and make friends.

Exactly what I'm trying to say. Would you want any of those omegle guys to message you on FB?

>Having at least a certain degree of charisma will help you better express yourself, socialize and make friends.
I mean I totally agree that charisma is cool and all, but there are a number of other things I'd like to improve about myself before social skills!

Right now, I'm focusing on getting enough discipline to actually stay on my diet, keep running 3 hours a week, keep going to kung-fu lessons and keep walking 3.5 miles a day in order to stop being Fatty the Fatboi. Once I've actually got the discipline and life hygiene to do that, I'll worry a little more about money and managing it efficiently enough that I can actually get all the things I need in my life to care for myself and not be an aesthetic trainwreck, and once both those things have paid off, THEN I'll worry about social skills. I mean, I've already got friends, it's not like I need more right now.

If they were born females, yes.
What is so hard to understand about it?

I think you were damage controlling and this is meta damage control, to be frank. But go ahead and explain.

pua is pick up artist, basically guys that try to get women through "seduction" and by insulting them. Theyre basically a laughing stock.

>And why shouldn't I be it if gets me some upclose spectacular failings with no repercussions nor consequences?
You mean sex? Thats not what will happen lol. You'll just get laughed at

>Also in my experience I don't really need to be confident as long as I can keep a cool head, be chill about things people usually dramatize, and stop worrying about how things could go wrong.
To do those things you need confidence. Thats confidence lol. Confidence isnt thinking you're the best person alive, thats delusion. Confidence is being aware of what you are and being unshakebly fine with it.

But would they really? We are who we are because of our experiences. He is starved for attention because he doesn't have it. If he had always gotten attention it would have been redundant, and he would likely not want just any kind of attention.

good for networking purposes, probably not as good as twitter and insta, most NPC's just use these services to post useless emo or political crap instead of using them to make connections in whatever industries you're looking to get into

Hmm... If you say so. But y'know, bettering social skills is not a full time job. You can just casually small talk to strangers while for example standing in line, wait or whatnot.

Instead of taking the min/max approach where you "max out" your body/health but leave your other stats at 0, you can go for a more all around "build".

But ultimately, the choice is yours.

Not sure what you are trying to say.

Watch some washed-up 40 year old women in a bar, and see how awestruck they react to have a tiny slice of the attention of their 20 year old self back.
People easily dismiss and even hate what they have in abundance.

You didnt have to bully that user like this, my guy. That was rude.

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>all these normalfag fembots and white knights talking shit

Cant handle the bantz. Never change, user

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This cutoff meme implies that everyone doesn't already know this. Shit use of the cuttoff meme.

>all these normals in the thread acting like this doesn't matter

My point. Too much of anything is irritating.

Then why are you in any way surprised that males HERE on all places would love to get chatbombed by pervy women?

>being unshakebly fine with it.
Which no real person really is, most females seem to get angsty as soon as attentiongiving drops off, and males seem to be practically one step away from feeling a loser all the time.
Which makes them really fucking aggressive btw.

The only persons with "real" confidence left seem to be the delusional ones.

I'm saying that if they actually got chat bombed on a constant basis, it would get annoying eventually, and they wouldn't want it.

You are right on the first half, but thats because everyone these days is fucking mentally ill. Good that you were able to pick up on that though, most people dont.

>The only persons with "real" confidence left seem to be the delusional ones.
And thats where you're wrong. I made the distinction that thinking you're hot shit when you're not and having "confidence" based on that is just delusion. True confidence is knowing what you are and being fully at peace with it. Now it could very well be that the only "confident" guys you see are the former, but that doesnt mean those guys are confident. It means that there is something wrong with people and society at large.

joke's on you because i have a vagina and the only person that contacts me is my mother so HA! idiot

You just need to put urself out there bro

After 2-3 years of that treatment, and with the cravat that they KNOW how it is to not have it that way. While some would sure quickly forget, I think there would be less complains than you expect
Women mostly never knew that feel, and it shows.

They like killers, so there's that
Serial killers get tons of love letters in prison