The most based fit progression

The most based fit progression
>Cashier
>Prep cook
>Line cook
>Dishwasher
>Laborer
>Mason
>Carpenter
>Logger
>Farmer

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>mason
Literally a Cult of shabbos goys

i'd become a farmer to bang the girl in black.

Mason as in laying brick, pouring concrete, setting block etc. Not secret handshakes and dumb cult rituals you Jow Forums brainwashed retard.

Biglaw attorney/lawyer.

Top body. Top salary. Aristocracy.

>Thinking you will ever be as strong as a worker because you play with iron for an hour a day

>progression

Well, I see why these are the only options you have to convince yourself are "fit" op...

Why is that?

So far mine is
>

>Erroneously assuming I lift for the purpose of being stronger than others, rather than stronger than what I otherwise would be.
NGTMI.

Detassler
Bag Boy at grocery store
RA at Uni
Farm Hand during summers
Roofing jobs on the side
I plan on being a big law attorney
I live in Bumfuck Midwest

Pretty sure it's meant to be "Profession", rather than "Progression".

Carpentry is by far the most rewarding job you can do

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Just apply to all local grocery store and fast food joints for a cashier position and ur on the first step

What happened to all the psych nurse posters?

Psych nurses are pussy bitches that want to beat up on mentally ill dudes because they face no consequences and have assured back up of psych security.

Based and rearpilled

>camp counselor
>movie theater bitch
>camp counselor again
>security at bar
>barback
>bartender

lavish life lads

Every big lawyer I've known has been a soft bodied alcoholic with serious family issues.
You can drink expensive wine or whiskey every night, but it's still alcoholism.

but as it is with aristocracy, you have to be born into it.

Farmer is a double edged sword. You've got your ideal hard working man, but there are tons of dirty redneck duck dynasty types where I live

That actually sounds pretty good.

>tech highschool for electical>neet>demolition>neet>hvac>drug smuggler>homeless neet>apprentice electrician
my job right now is fuckin mint, i never have to work more than 25-30 hours a week and i usually still take home 250-300 a week

based

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Same

Kys

I’m a psych nurse. It’s boring.

>busboy
>waiter
>aquarium cleaner
>graduate college
>now starting masters

I will make less than $1100 a month as a grad assistant. I guess im gonna wait tables to make ends meet with my fucking bachelors degree.

Why has God forsaken me? I'm 25 and should have a real job.

>Why has God forsaken me?
idk, how often do you pray? when was the last time you went to confession? he's probably foresaking you for a reason desu

>not knowing what a mason is

Found the scrawny nerd city slicker

Are we supposed to envy this career progression?

Who “progesses” to dishwasher lmao? If you speak English and you’re washing dishes past the age of 17, you fucked up big time.

sure I’ll play. progression is from 15 to 27y.o

Same Store for 9.5 years. worked year round even in hs
>cart pusher
>cashier
>dairy worker (managed the dept for a short time at 18 y.o)
>produce worker (gained a lot of knowledge about produce here, would slave again)

Intermission for 8 months
>college: b.s. biology (fucking waste)
>earn degree for nothing

>90 hours a week running a forklift for old store and new store
>forgot I took police test 3 years prior
>get offered consideration for position
>total longshot
>end up full time LEO in my hometown with amazing work schedule, salary and those sweet state benefits

It’s actually interesting how many cops, at least in my town are pretty privileged. Like they never really worked or had a real boss before.

The end of that sentence should be "you mentally stunted undergrowth."

Fellow member of the bar. I love the law but the profession is insane. I feel my progression was earned and well planned.
>big as a fuck, play DE on the football team in high school
>get a scholly for football, T&F
>worthless degree but school was paid for and my job was to eat and get strong
>powerlifter mode in college, 2000lb big three total
>Not the smartest but I always knew I wanted to be a lawyer
>Start out pushing carts at Walmart. It was the millstone that Conan pushed until I went to law school.
>Become a lifeguard at a swanky country club
>get a lower paying job in same CC's kitchen
>get free liquor and food so long as I do a decent job
>connections made there helped me get my first legal job
>graduate law school, get a job as a Asst. District Attorney
>easy job, leave the office by ~2pm every day straight to the gym
>become known as "the jacked DA"
>offered an academic position that pays for an LLM (basically an advanced law PHD) while I work
>after 3 months I get to work from home
>I do about ~14 hours of what you'd call work per month. The rest of the time is built around my nutrition and workout, and jerking it.
I'm not the richest, but I am happy and motivated. If you're not happy and motivated what's the point? Even the bible says what does a man gain if he obtains the world but loses his own soul?

Not the most Jow Forums, but definitely in line with the bro lifestyle, I feel like bartender should be in there potentially as an alternate route.

>Get paid to do LISS for a few hours
>Have a "cool" job
>Make social gains easily
>Have an excuse to not go out on Fridays and Saturdays and do the whole club scene thing that doesn't make me seem like a shut in; "oh, sorry, I'm working behind the bar this weekend, I'll come clubbing with you some other time"
>Unending wave of qt's; I have a gf but my coworkers who don't have absolutely no issues with getting girls' numbers
>Instantly part of the old boys club whenever older dudes come in
>All of my coworkers are total bros; go drinking and partying with them and always have an awesome time
>Heaps of awesome stories
>Get to show off food and alcohol knowledge; can actually bluff my way into seeming classy pretty easily by talking about pairings and shit
>Buddies with the kitchen; get given tasty shit at random intervals just because the chefs are bored and like me
>Learn to deal with stress in a controlled environment; I find it trickles into other areas of my life really easily, and I'm a pretty cool cucumber because of it
>Get to show off my gains during summer, especially when I'm moving full kegs around instead of rolling them like others

Seriously, shit's awesome. If you can handle it, it's like being a cashier but with a few additional skill elements. Can also be done part time in addition to other jobs for that well rounded guy vibe.

My man. I worked up to bartender, and because of that barback experience I'm fucking good at my job. Wouldn't trade this job for anything.

Fuck, forgot to add my progression:

>Fast food cook (I was 16, kek)
>Support staff at restaurant
>Waiter
>Barback
>Bartender
>Actually good at my job Bartender

If you were a farmer she'd be your sister.

Yeah.... if by all you did was accomplish high school.

Trash

>painter
>cashier
>photo tech
>retail management
>window cleaner
>illustrator

Shiggy

People who idealize farming like OP have never worked on a farm before and don’t actually know what they are talking about.

Ok but how tall are you?

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I'm a farmer. It's pretty good because I don't have a boss, any coworkers or anyone looking over my shoulder, but this means I also don't have any way to meet girls, so I'm just alone up in the hills.
Think I'll get a cat.

Probably the most retarded post I've seen on Jow Forums

have fun tiling floors.

>student
>electrician
>student
>soon graduating and will be an electronics engineer (hopefully)
It's all downhill from the peak

>not baker

>Dishwasher
>Linecook
>Prepcook
>Most /fit profession

What in the ever loving fuck are you smoking? Most people who work in kitchens are either rail thin cokehead alcoholic xanny poppers, or fat as fuck alcoholics

I've worked with over 50 different people guaranteed in multiple restaurants, and there was only ONE guy who was fit besides me; he ended up going to an actually /fit profession, union iron worker

yeah it cringe how they idealize farming and try to act like they relate to the farmers.... when u imagine them writing it from their room. nonetheless i want to work on my uncles farm

6'6''

Actual most Jow Forums career is being in spec ops. But everyone here is a poltard who thinks everything we do in the military is somehow related to israel or the jews. Really just an excuse for being too pussy to fight for your countries. If you're in the US you don't even need to do it full time either, there's spec ops in the national guard.

>by far
Care to explain how carpentry is by far more rewarding than say, being a surgeon?

Oh let me guess, you are a carpenter?

>Wouldn't trade this job for anything
Not even a better, more fulfilling, more challenging, better paid job?

>aristocracy
HAHAHAHHAHAHA

but you literally die for israel

Farmer? You mean lazy welfare queen. Up before the sun working hard all day used to be true, now it is largely mechanized and computerized, yet lazy farmers still,try to sell the "le hard working" meme. Add in government subsidies and various programs of getting paid to do nothing (CRT) and it is a welfare program for quaint whites who are no smarter than the livestock they keep.
t. moved to various Midwestern outposts for work and lived near loads of these losers.

Spec ops is just elite level welfare queen. Go produce something of value baby killer.

But you aren't fighting for your country, you're literally fighting for Isreal. How is being deployed in Syria fighting for America?

Before the medical field I worked at a carwash while going to school, my back muscles are still fucking ripped from scrubbing rich fucks cars