How fucked up is your life?

How fucked up is your life?
I have a story to share that I really need to get off my chest.
It's a long one so bear with me here.

It involves my family and incest, so while I go through all this can we have an incest thread? If not, just share how fucked up your life is.

>be me
>have sister 13 years my senior, we'll call her Eloise
>always looked up to her
>parents had me late in life so they're old as heck
>they always used to make her take care of me

>be me, 11 years old
>she's 23 and still living with our parents
>just find out what it's like to cum
>go through the hamper and find Eloise's used panties
>stick my dick through the leg sections and just jack it with around my cock
>i don't know what the fuck i was doing
>cum all over her undies
>take her bra and do the same thing
>she walks in on me in the bathroom balls deep in her underwear one day
>we lock eyes
>awkward smile slides across her face
>"user, that's disgusting!" she yells and runs off
>i dislodge from her panties and chase after her
>my raging boner still out to the world
>go to apologize and she grabs my dick and puts it back in my pants herself
>never had someone else touch my penis and it felt good, my dudes
>she scolds me and tells me not to talk to her the rest of the night
>we never discuss this incident afterwards
>can't stop thinking about her touching my dick

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>be me, 12 years old
>still not over how she touched my dick
>go into her room while she's sleeping
>would rub my dick on her perfect ass
>felt so good
>im pretty sure she woke up at least once or twice but never talked about it
(cont.)

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>continue doing these things until about 15 when i realize it's weird
>turn 16
>Eloise is still living at home with us but she's going to college now so at least she's working towards something
>she goes to a party with her friend
>friend ends up leaving with some guy
>she's stuck there
>she calls me at 1 in the morning to come pick her up
>im a little angry but i go to get her because im a good brother
>arrive at the house, party is still in full swing
>she sees me from the couch and stumbles my way
>she tells she's sorry she woke me up
>pulls on my hand and tells me she'll make it up to me
>"user, i know you'll like this"
>she pulls me into a bedroom
>"Eloise you don't have to pay me"
>i don't fucking get it
>she smiles and kisses me
>full on tongue down throat kisses me
>im weirded out but also kind of turned on
>"user, i miss you coming into my room"
>she begins rubbing my dick through my jeans
>rock hard in a second because im 16 and no one's ever touched my dick
>"we should get home" i say
>she drops to her knees and i finally get it

>she unzips my pants and my cock give her a full salute
>"holy shit" she whispers
>im probably average length but i have girth
>she begins to stroke me
>i almost cum right then and there because no one's ever touched my dick
>spits on my cock and i brace myself
>watch her lips slip onto the head
>try hard not to cum again because no one's ever touched my dick
>it's the best thing i've felt
>she licks my head then keeps going down the shaft
>she has a hard time but soon her nose is deep into my pubes
>begins the slow, balls aching, rhythm of sucking my cock
>i try to shove my hips to make her go faster
>she knows i want more but she keeps going slow and steady
>ohgodmyballs
>eventually can't take this pace any more
>grab her by the face and begin thrusting
>she's choking from time to time but keeping up with it
>i can feel and hear her laugh a little
>fuck her face until i feel myself about to cum
>ram my cock down her throat and release
>she chokes a little but swallows it all
>ohfuck
>my sister just sucked my dick
>i drive us home silently
>every time she goes to a party from that point on she calls me to pick her up and she blows me
(cont.)

Holy shit user, this is gold. Keep going boyo

am i talking to myself or do i keep going

Lurking orthogonally

keep going you fucking faggot

>on her 30th birthday my parents buy her what she wants - a boob job
>not really into it until i saw her come home
>something about her wanting to make herself more appealing to men in order to fuck her made me rock hard
>parents gone for the weekend
>slip into her room at night
>lift up her shirt a little to see the tiddies
>"user, if you want to see you just have to ask"
>she's been awake this entire time
>she sits up and takes off her shirt
>they're glorious
>i can fit my dick between them
>try to tit fuck her like i've seen in porn
>doesn't feel as good as i thought
>i sit back on the bed and she looks at me
>"user, i've been sucking your dick long enough" she says as she straddles me
>ohfuck
>she gives me a long kiss before bringing my dick right up to her pussy
>i can feel it wet already
>she begins to put all of her weight on it
>a little resistance at first but then i begin sliding in
>its the first time i've had sex
>she's so tight
>almost cum immediately because i've never been in a woman before
>again she begins the slow, ball aching, rhythm of going up and down on my dick
>she keeps doing this
>"eloise, please"
>she laughs
>"treat me like a slut"
>i pause for a moment to register what she said
>immediately begin jackhammering into her
>her fake tits bouncing up and down
>flip her around and fuck her from behind
>she's screaming, "fuck me, fuck me, im your whore, etc"
>i pull out at the last minutes and cum on her ass
>spend the weekend fucking like rabbits across the house
>she tells me how she likes it rough
>spend the weekend fucking like rabbits across the house while choking her

god dam user is this is true you are one fucked up perv like the rest of us.

this did happen but it does not end well my dude

This is just someone's hentai fantasy transcripted into text. There's no way this actually happened.

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obviously. You dont just fuck your sister like a fucking hentai/doujin and expect to go well in the future.

>17/18
>parents are retired at this point
>spend several weeks a year on vacation
>while they're gone sister and i fuck everywhere
>she asks me to slap her once across the face
>i pause
>"do it, user," she moans while im balls deep inside her
>slap her across the face
>i feel her pussy tighten as she orgasms and screams
>she truly wants me to treat her like shit
>eventually start sneaking into her room at night and start fucking her while she's asleep
>she'll come into my room and begin riding me
>one night she gets really quiet while fucking
>"user, put it in my ass"
>this was the moment i was born for
>pull out and lube her asshole
>lube my dick
>begin pressing in and she screams
>i stop
>"no keep going, i like the pain"
>slowly ease into her ass
>its so tight
>its SO tight
>slowly push in and out
>"faster user" she cries "fuck me"
>begin moving at the speed of sound
>my balls are hitting her pussy with every stride
>i can see tears going down her face but she keeps moaning
>i finally go balls deep and fill her ass with cum
>i pull out and watch some of it seep out
>she sweeps up some with her finger and licks it
>i dont know how to feel

Post the rest faggit. We want to know how this blew up in your face.

inb4 what was wrong with this is user wakes up and none of it ever happened

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>be me, 20
>been fucking my sister for a while
>she still loves it when i treat her like a slut

>be christmas of last year
>think my parents might know something is up
>we all sit down for dinner
>"user, it's about time we had this talk" my mom says
>she looks at my sister
>my sister looks at my mom
>"mom, can we not bring this up?" eloise says
>my dad is tapping his fingers
>"what is it?" i say
>"well im not sure how to say this" my mom says
>oh fuck
>"user, we're not your real parents"
>"im sorry, what?"
>"we're your grandparents"
>my real mom was raped when she was 12
>they were terrified of the consequences so they hid her pregnancy
>took me in as their own child when i was born
>can't really process this all
>"ok but who is my real mom"
>they look nervously at my sister
>mfw my sister is my mom
>mfw ive been fucking my mom this entire time

look i know its not the "fuck off, user" ending you were all hoping for but it still really fucked me up.

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Thank you user for your beautiful stories.

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fucking fake and gay

orig

fucking gay and fake

Orig

WOW ITS FUCKING NOTHING.
pizza pie original comment

managed to cum but still fake and gay

really all this does is make me want to fuck my milkies step sister even more

Can I fuck your mom too?

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she likes to be treated like a whore so probably

tl;dr but i would suck a fart out of that ass OP

GOD FUCKING DAMNIT, user. I ALREADY FUCKING FAPPED TWICE YESTERDAY AND TWICE TODAY. NOW I HAVE TO HIT NUMBER 3. MY DICK IS GODDAMN RAW. FUCK.

oh, and uh, cool story bro. unironically.

Ive had sex with my sister more than a few times
Anyone interdestet?

you may as well. this is a fap thread for me now.

please share so im not the only one talking about fucking their relatives

>boo hoo im lucky please comfort me

Here it is:
> Be me, about 11y/o
> Have sister who is 1 year older
> Poor parents so we uave to share bedroom
> Get computer from a special program for kids from disadvantaged families
> We use it for homework and YouTube
> Heard of porn a few times from peers, but not 100% shure what it is due to no sex education
> Ask sister
> Doesn't know
> Google is your friend
> find porn and watch together
> Both get horny, she rubs her crotch
> I slide my hand under her skirt and take over the rubbing from her, directly onto her pussy
> She grabs my junk
> Dick = diamond
> She kneads amd strokes my dick
> I propose we get naked and rub eachother, like in the video we just watched
> Get naked and climb onto her bed shes wearing a shirt, a skirt and no underwear
> Rub eachother until she comes
> We agree this would be the only time

2 weeks later
> We stole some shandy from the neighbors
> We drink the whole 6-pack
> She says she wants me to rub her again
> i comply
> We watch some porn again
> Blowjob scene
> iWantThat.jpg
> Ask for bj
> At first declines, and gives a hand job while i rub her.
> She takes off her shirt and her small budding nipples take all of my attention
> Softly kiss her nipple, then lick and suckle
> Come into her hand
> She sucks up the cum while giggling
Cont?

Skip a month or two
> We masterbated eachother more and more
> Its my birthday, becoming 12
> Sister offers me the blowjob i asked for
> Gladly accept
> Get sucked off
> Cum in her mouth
> We masterbated eachother everyday after that.
> 2weeks later, its her birthday
> We lie in her bed together, masterbating, touching, licking eachother and she says:
user, i want to lose my virginity now
> She pulls my dick towards her pussy
> I push forward, just like in the videos, and penetrate her
> FeelsGood.jpg
> Try not to cum instantly
> She cums
> Her orgasm turns me in to overdrive and i have the most intense orgasm imaginable
> Following years we have sex almost daily, even though we know its weird amd wrong, it also really turns us on
> Be 17, sister is 18
> She went to uni a year before me and already moved out a year ago
> spend a lot of time at her place, having sex and doing things together, like romantic walks in a park, going out to a romantic dinner together etc...
> Parents never found out anything upto this point
> At parents house our bedroom, kissing
> Dad walks in on us
> Sighs and walks away, never brings it up
> I start my university, same uni as my sister
> I decide to mive in with her so we can split the rent
> Have sex regularly
> We secretly do romantic stuff together.

I really love her as both a sister and a girlfriend

so many things i missed out on in life because i only had a brother. what's it like having such a loving sister, user?

It feels really good to have her in my life

The only bad thing is that we have to keep it a secret desu

>The only bad thing is that we have to keep it a secret desu
that would be hard as more and more time elapses. but you got to release that massive sexual tension instead of jerking your dick until it bled. i envy you greatly.

Well, were planning on going to another city, or even country, get new names and start a new life, where no one knows that we are siblings. Well finally be able to marry amd maybe adopt a child or two. (She has some deformities on her ovaries so she can't get pregnant)

may i recommend a vasectomy so that you can creampie her to your heart's delight.

I already can because of her fucked up ovaries

I'll share a bit of my gay incest story
>7-9ish
>cousin same age
>we fuck around sexually a bunch
>now
>never mention it ofc
>he's a total normie with a long-time gf
>I'm alone, a closet fag and khhv

I just smoked a cig then jacked off again its been a long time but i fell back into it. My family hates me because of cigs

i hope it all works out user. wish you the best.

Thanks mate, i hope you will also have a good time

edged to this thread and busted to some ecchi, thanks OP. bumping in case anyone else likes this.

>48897319
WHAT THE FUCK MAN WHAT THE FUCK
THIS THIS IS SO MESSED UP WHY YOU DO THIS

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You're still fucking her right? At least I hope so. If not you're a fag.

you sound like you first heard of Jow Forums a week ago

This is fake and gay.

11 years old and one year sister. Okay.
Second story, your 17 and sister is 18? what?

>have sister who is 1 year older
She's 1 year OLDER than him, learn to read

It's not that this is fake, it's that it's copypasta. This exact same story was posted a couple months back.