I can't cope with it no more, fellow robots. if i don't find myself a man till the end of this year...

so, a boy? that doesn't really sound very manly to me.

If you're going to complain about it then describe in more detail

What is your level,looks-wise?Are doing anything different to try and get a bf so far?Improving yourself?Meeting new people?

So, Chad. You can get a line of robots lined up around the block, but you'll only settle for Chad.

who is the girl in the video?

>i'm going to end myself
I hope you will. I believe in you. Don't let us down.

ok here we go...

a real man is caring and genuine, always improving himself, honest with those around him, honest with himself, isn't afraid to acknowledge his emotions. he contributes to the world, stands up for what is right, shows gratitude and gives more than he takes.

There's probably a few people on this board that is like that but let me just tell you right now, most people who are gonna reply to you aren't that. They just want a slice of meat

You dudes ever had a girl dryhump you like this?
>cuddling with girl
>she lays on me and starts to wrap her legs and stuff around me
>she keeps slowly getting more and more on top of me
>tell her "be careful, you keep doing what you're doing and we're gonna end up in my favorite sex position"
>next thing I know her pussy is resting on my dick
>we're thrusting our hips back and forth, she's grinding on me and we're dry humping
>look down and she's soaked through her panties straight through her shorts
>had a big puddle in her shorts, had to change out of them after we fucked
Looking down and seeing that puddle is one of the hottest things I've ever seen

>>tell her "be careful, you keep doing what you're doing and we're gonna end up in my favorite sex position"
honestly, is there a more virgin thing you could have said?

No I've never had a girl dryhump me let alone touch me

>You dudes ever had a girl dryhump you like this?
I'm hugless.

You could handle a man that fulfilled any of these requirements, and a man that fulfilled all of them would want nothing to do with you.

you do know they have stank vaginas like a man has a stank peepee right? let her grind your face and get back to me after you wash your face for the next 20 minutes with dish soap.

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Workout and then join some social groups. Someone interesting will ask you out eventually.

Perhaps I fit that bill, what do you bring to the table, so to say? Not everyone here is a hostile NEET who wants 10/10 submissive weeb azn waifu. Some live on their own and just want an honest lady.

Before I attempt to stroke your ego, Ill say that I have absolutely no time for dishonest attention hoarders and have the same tolerance for ghosts as Bill Murray. Anyone I talk to has to at least be a decent person. This post is a freebie.

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Remember: Anglo women raped the world

Please don't do that user. Your life is precious.

Yeah I used to do it with my ex all the time. I got a weird fetish for dry humping after that.

>Yeah I used to do it with my ex all the time
no you didn't

What makes you not believe me?

you forgot
>"oh and he's over six foot tall"

quit pretending like you like them for the personality. you're deluding yourself more than anyone.
>inb4 incel
not a virgin