Do any robots have any disabilities?

Do any robots have any disabilities?
>inb4 autism/ADHD/aspergers
I'm talking actual physical stuff. Might not even be something that serious, like a webbed toe or a missing finger.

I have pic related. I look normal(ish) until I smile. Because of trapped nerves or some shit in my face, I basically look like I have had a minor stroke. I've seen some pretty bad cases on the internet. Mine is more like the example image.

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im asian so my dik smol

My teeth are incapable of forming an enamel layer so I'm 19 and have the teeth of a 60 year old. I don't blame my dad for passing down his fucked up teeth but I do blame him for never taking me to an orthodontist.

does jew genetics count as a disability?

peeing every hour. including night.
basically psychological torture after a few years

Do you think she can suck dick normally?

> prescribed ADHD and anti-depression medicine from age 4-23
>was an emotional roller coaster my entire life and developed many social issues from it
>stop taking them at 24
>feel 1000 times better

If I ever find out I have terminal cancer I am going to hunt down my first pediatrician and drag him behind my car for 200 miles,

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>anti depressants at 4
what backward country does this?

USA
The doctor deserves to die

my vocal cords are fucked up so i cant talk very loud. if theres anyone else in the room talking i cant be heard. it seriously makes me want to end myself at times

I have epilepsey and because of this have permanently damaged both my shoulders from having seizures. Im waiting for a full shoulder replacement at 21 years old.

What could an orthodontist do for your enamel?

PS--that's gross, but also sucks for you I'm sure. Your dad should have cut his balls off before reproducing.

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To be fair, the UK isn't much better.
>younger brother has legitimate autism
>went to sent school as me as kids
>this is the late 90s so before all every single kid was labeled with some form of autism, so the teaching staff had no one around to deal with autistic kids
>ended up dumping him with some "teaching assistants"
>they found that the only way to keep him quiet was to feed him, normally junk like cakes and shit
>brother ends up developing an eating disorder and balloons to 210 pounds by the time he is 13
>only in the last few years has he been a normal weight
Seriously fuck that school and fuck those teachers.

Blame your parents, they're the ones who let the Dr do this.

I can't write apparently. I meant to say
>went to the same school as me as kids

I have CP and I walk funny since the control I have over my left side is impared


A better question is, would you want her to?

Sorry to hear that user. What happened? Was it a single incident or repeated damage?

I unironically don't disagree with you. I know OP said not to mention it but I also have aspergers.

I have pigeon foot as a grown man so I walk like a faggot

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severe Crohn's disease

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Nah. The jews mutilated my dick as an infant, thats about it

I got a cleft-lip and palate on birth - a bilateral cleft, so I got fucked real bad. Mom had to feed me tiny drops of milk through special custom built nipples on milk bottles every hour or so. Its repaired now but the scars remain. I'm still out an upper lip and my dental's fucked. But things are getting better over time

Vaccines cause Crohns. It's a programmed acquired immune response. It's entirely immunomodulated. Just being stressed of not getting enough sleep the night before triggers it bad. Just a heads up so you don't forever question "why" for the rest of your life.

fuck off retard and your fucking vaccines

>anti-vaxxer
dont you have a funeral to attend?

If you are my cousin hope you're doing well and you are still liking the car

Wut? Isn't the other guy the antivax?

>I have CP and I walk funny
considering what website we're on, would you mind terribly spelling out what CP stands for?

does arthritis of the spine and bulging discs count? specifically at the L3-L4, L4-L5, and the L5-S.

Pectus excavatum
> user why dont you take your shirt off and jump in the pool?
> mfw

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Antivax what the fuck are you talking about

Cerebral Palsy

Or Cheese Pizza

Lost my lung a couple years ago

Damn. Smoking or something else?

got it fixed ? old friend of mine had a pretty bad case, got the surgery and looks perfectly normal.

T1 diabetes and a really bad back and fucked up left leg. I'm almost 22 and have the body of an obese American boomer.

I'm a skeleton with type 2. We could form a double act.

tfw asthmatic

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Also forgot to add pretty bad phimosis. My dick is being strangled but i can still manage to jerk off ok if i do it a certain way. Sex is another story but i don't plan to make it that far anyways.

I thought you get type 2 if you're overweight

Thats what I thought to, and yet here I am.

Random tumor/cyst thing that fucked my shit up, it was congenital and not related to smoking or anything like that.

I only have one testicle bois

>blind paralysed and mildly tarded
Do I win

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How do you know what pepe you chose

braille obviously

Not 100% blind. N still very blind
Vision is like pic but much worse with random tears and Spirals.

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Skeleton and scoliosis

>bells palsy

I've had it too back in January, now my smile is a bit uneven

Also have some receding gums because I would brush my teeth too hard, borderline requires surgery

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Fuck that sucks dude, at least you can see well enough to shitpost with the bros I guess

Missing an eye.

Seems like such a simple thing, until you realize that every reaction you've ever had with every person you've ever met has been prefaced with the question that comes to their mind-- "What is wrong with his eye? Where is his eye? What happened to him?"

Definitely once the above is internalized feels like a leading psychological downward path in which everything around me is rated at a destination to explode based on how shit being around others feels.

Games with mics are comfy, because I get to be a normal person.

I like to think of how life would be as someone attractive, without any disabilities: thinking of how great it would be for everyone's first impression of me to be, "wow, user is beautiful!" Instead of, "wow, he is messed up." Despite what we are lead to believe in society, or what the most liberal of us will claim, there will always be a stigma against living deformed, and it permanently scars your ability to interact with the world.

It gets worse when you realize that it's not a conscious decision-- it is in fact embedded in our natural instincts to shun and do away with the lame and the wicked. Your own mind realizes this too, and will work against you; positivity is fleeting.

All the frenula on my body are too short. Can't stick my tongue more than a few millimeters out my mouth, can't retract foreskin fully