Anyone in here who have any experience eating ass? Is it a sign of high test? Green texts welcome

>telling lies

enema, you need to get her to get an enema

anyone who claims that their girl "didn't need one" just doesn't realize that their girl enema'd herself beforehand and didn't tell them

It's literally her asshole, she shits from there. Enjoy your diseases!

I'm pretty sure she kinda like it but was a bit shy about it. I did not insist but I should probably ask her to do it again to see her reaction.

Is that Leonardo di Caprio?

Eating ass is unironically a meme created by some disgustingly filthy niggers and now it's been spread and people think it's normal and fine.
Eating ass is fucking repuslive. If you do it, you're a sick degenerate and you should seriously become celibate for the rest of your life to repent for your crimes against the gods.

>Anyone in here who have any experience eating ass? Is it a sign of high test? Green texts welcome

I think it is a sign of shit-eating perversion.

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Yes, did it and done to me. I didn't mind the feeling but when kissed after I wanted to throw up even tho I knew I was clean.

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I’m pretty obsessed with eating ass. It’s amazing. I only continue to see girls with very clean assholes (best opportunity to check is a full body massage or doing them from behind).

But I never do it in the shower, just spontaneously whenever. Some girls melt and feel ultra sexy that you’re into it, and some girls think it’s weird and act like they’re doing you a favor.

Same.

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By far most girls will not like to tell you that they like it. It can be hot AF, so do it when they're super horny and and tired from fucking and see their reaction to find out if they like it...

Is it any different than shoving down a cock tho?

god i wish that was me

Im a big assman, and in theory it seems fucking great, just having your face right up to her butthole going wild with your tongue, but in practice it's actually kind of gross. I couldnt get it out of my head that she shits from there. Luckily she wasn't really into it either.

Still like sticking my dick up her asshole tho!

I’m gay, so I eat ass all the time,
and occasionally get mine eaten. Feels good.

If your holes seriously aren’t clean, you guys are disgusting. Never once had any issues.

Anal is also disgusting.

>devilish grin and keep going

cringe

Don't make me eat your ass mate.

JOHNY JOHNY

how to clean an ass properly? I want to try it out with my gf pretty soon. What's the best way to make it clean, I'm scared of poopoo

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It's a good thing I'm into scat then

Any of you guys who are having trouble eating ass straight out of the rapper with no shower / enema are dating pigs.

Thin, fit women who eat clean have emmacate clean little buttholes. If you don’t know this, you’ve been dating 6/10 chubsters your entire life.

Pretty much this. Every fit girl I’ve been with have had clean assholes

Eating shit is disgusting no matter how you put it. You're practically licking the feces out of her rectum. This is only acceptable in a degenerate society obsessed with sex. Normal people find this sort of thing appalling -- it is a level of perversity most are surprised is so widespread.

fuck off back to r*ddit you illiterate huemonkey

lol you must not have banged many normal girls. Enjoy your lonely existence.

Normal women love getting their asses licked, and many lick ass. Picture the hottest girl you know. She’s had her ass licked. Picture the coolest girl you know. She’s licked ass.

Sorry bud, but society has left you behind.

> fit women who eat clean have emmacate clean little buttholes
where's the fun in that?

being left behind by those that are lost is of no shame

that is hot as fuck though, bonus points if she took a massive shit just minutes prior

I'm supposed to feel bad for not having taken part in this swinery? I didn't get the memo.

If you have a healthy diet (add a fiber supplement if you need to), your ass should be clear just from shitting and wiping. Srs. Then I shower afterwards just to be sure.

I’ll douche if I think I need to.

I did it twice, at the time i was watching quite a lot of porn smashing tinder sluts, and the idea turned me on quite a lot.

The only thing is, you cant really judge what a girls reaction will be, so its kinda risky just to start going down on it

first girl:
>both drunk
>fucking her doggy style in pussy
>pull out for a break
>just start eating her ass
>she seemed shocked
>let me do it for a minute maybe
>back to fucking
>she never mentioned it
>carried on kissing me etc

2nd girl,
>she was 19, i was 29
>eating her pussy
>pull her legs up and start eating ass
>she allows it
>then she seemed to freak a little that she wasnt satisfying me,
>kept pulling my head up from ass town and asking what she could do for me
>was too drunk to cum
>eventually give up and pass out

never lick anyones ass who you want to keep dating, unless you know for a fact theyre into it

Has anyone here ever eaten anyone in their teens?

yes, see : i also fingered an 18 year olds ass ( i was 28/29), she seemed to enjoy it, but when i pulled my finger out it was literally brown with shit (not joking in the slightest), I didnt want to ruin the moment, so i kinda just kept trying to wipe it clean on whatever i could grab while we were making out, i could smell it though, it was pretty rancid.

thanks i just vomited a little on my keeboard

I do it everytime, its super enjoyable and my girl is a clean-freak so she is always clean down there. Highly recommend

I eat my wife's ass all the time she loves it

thats god awful sir

Based and nastypilled

how did it went down the first time?

where to find girl who's into ass eat and scatplay

>dating this qt volleyball player
>got insane ass from bouncing all day
>also got a fiery hot attitude, doesn't take my shit like most girls do, I'm in love
>first time having sex, she's trying to out dominate me for who's on top
>I get sick of this flip her over, she expects doggy and gets into position, shove tongue into her ass and reach around and play with her clit
>she gasps and starts squirming like crazy
>gets more and more riggly until her body shutters and collapses
>afterwards stopped trying to take control

idk where this stereotype that guys love anal and girls hate it comes from. literally every girl I have been with loves anal and always asks for it pretty soon into the relationship. i don't really like anal, but i do it for them because it makes them cum crazy hard and fast, also i am convinced that mike adriano and pervcity porn are meant for girls, as almost all of my girlfriends regularly watched that stuff

so basically i think all girls are secretly into ass stuff so you should probably consider doing it for them

also the only threesome i've ever had was with my girlfriend and a chunky slampig like pic related, and my girlfriend was enamored with her ass and kept going back to lick it and rub her face in it throughout the evening

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I know but I couldn't help it.
I'm big into having control and partners giving in so when she said that I felt my face light up.

As others have said, enemas work a treat. For me, I've found taking a dump, waiting an hour or so then giving myself an enema leaves no residual poop.

are you fucking kidding me? this thread is just 2 guys going back and forth right? nobody fucking likes LICKING ass, wtf.

it's pretty nice if she cleans herself properly
anal on the other hand is really a mental thing, we rarely do it but I've started to like it less each time, it's a pain in the ass(heh) for both, it hurts her even with a lot of lube and proper foreplay to open it up and for me it's too tight and I can't even go that deep or pound hard

honestly, stick to vaginal sex and put your thumb inside her ass while you bang her doggystyle

i want to eat a cute girls hairy stinky butthole at least once in my life before i die...

This.
I eat pushy as much as I can but ass is just another story probably would never do it

Open your mouth

>filthy niggers
i think (((another group))) of people is responsible for that. Otherwise yes pretty much that

it was nasty, but it was my first time getting laid with her so I just pretended like nothing had happened. I literally have no idea why the first 2 inches of her ass pipe was so fucking shitty

>clean

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Ass eating is certifiably high test, based, and redpilled. There's a reason alpha males animals do it in the wild.

Smushing a thicc braphogs cheeks up against your face in the crease and taking a huge whiff is thee most satisfying and arousing feeling on earth. Inhailing pheromones and straight sex

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another story for you, getting my ass eaten for the first (and only time)

>fairly fit guy
>bored as fuck, list myself on some escort website just for keks
>get loads of messages off guys
>ignore them because not gay
>one day, message from female escort, woman in her 50's (im 25 at the time) ,shes not good looking,and shes overweight
>asks me if i like 'getting fingered'
>i think its someone fucking with me so i reply 'sure'
>asks for my phone number
>give it to her
>starts texting me about coming over to finger and lick my ass
>literally, im confused as hell , but her profile is genuine looking and she has good feedback, so whatever....
>agree, send her my address
>shes on her way over
>I take a shower, clean my ass thoroughly etc,
>her car actually pulls up outside
>holy shit
>answer the door in my boxers
>shes ugly, fat, and probably 55 years old
>comes in, takes her coat off, wearing lingerie underneath
>sit down on couch together, she instantly starts wanking me and sucking my cock,
>im super horny so i just roll with it, feeling her up etc
>she lays me back and starts tonguing my hole
>feels good
>goes to town on it for about 5 mins
>starts fingering me, also feels surprisingly good, especially with all the saliva lubing me
>thoroughly enjoying myself by this point, and i'm fingering her ass while shes sucking me etc
>eventually bust a nut all over her
>feel awkward as fuck now
>she barely gives me a minute to recover before shes putting a condom on my semi erect cock
>fuck her for like 45 minutes, cant cum
>she fingers me and sucks me again, and i go from 0 to busting a nut in about 30 seconds, bust into her mouth, she swallows
>feelings of remorse and regret again
>she gets dressed and tells me that she would like to stay for a coffee
>no shit
>we sit on the couch drinking coffee, her fully clothed, me naked as fuck, awkward as fuck
>she finishes
>i let her out the door
>she says 'so have you got the money?'
>Wtf.jpg

cont...

>tell her 'you initiated this meet, not me, i didnt book you'
>she looks confused
>she realizes im not paying her
>she says ok, and leaves.. but she looks a little angry
>spend the rest of the day feeling regret and hoping that she doesnt send some kind of debt collector to my house to beat me up or something ridiculous
>text her and say sorry for the misunderstanding
>she says its all ok

literally, one of the most bizarre events of my life.

Lol @ that ending

No one is reading your diary post about getting your ass eaten you straight faggot

Now KYS

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She probably just tested you to see if you beta’ed out and payed up

I like a cute asshole on a woman, but my mouth is going no where near that shit.
I remember one time i was eating a girl out when she was facedown ass up and she backed her asshole into my nose when she came.
I smelled literal asshole all night, i went to a fucking party like 7 hours after that and still smelt it the whole time i was drinking after 2 showers.

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probably, it would have been 150$ , i didnt even have any cash in the house.

The escort site has a whole booking system, we didnt use that... she just started texting me.... I also think she may have had learning difficulties , but i can't be sure.

>be ass eating connoisseur
>don't want to catch stds
>don't want to eat shit
>always carry a sheet of clingfilm for safe ass eating
>spread it over the asshole
>go to town

Don't be a fool, dont eat the stool.

>alpha males animals do it in the wild
the shit people tell themselves to justify their degeneracy

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t. low T cuck

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>degeneracy

Probably the most beta word to come out of society in the past century. "muh degeneracy" is beta male cope for not being able to live that degenerate life.
The best part is that the same fag complaining about degeneracy then proceeds to masturbate to fetishes where "degeneracy" would be an understatement

Niggers lick cow ass, asses in general.

Are you a nigger?

And again, blueboards prove themselves to be filled with bluepilled betas. Kill yourself degenerate

haha I came from r/the_donald to Jow Forums too! MAGA lol!!

ah it was a seething Jow Forumsack all along
color me surprised

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Look I get that people *should* have clean assholes, but how can you expect that unless someone is literally cleaning their asshole with soap and water or a baby wipe after every shit they take?

I'm in America as I'm sure most ITT are, where bidets are rarely seen, especially in schools and workplaces. Dry toilet paper is not going to get an asshole completely clean, and I'm not talking about someone taking nasty diarrhea shits, just residual molecules will be there. Luckily in my workplace our bathrooms are individual ones so when I take a shit I will get either a baby wipe or a paper towel, soap and wet it and clean off my asshole with that after wiping when the TP is clean to make sure everything is gone. Maybe it's easier for girls if they don't have to deal with hair down there but unless they are using moist wipes or paper towel to clean it, even a bright white TP after wiping could still have scent remnants on it

>natural pheromone communication ominpresent in the animal kingdom
>degenerate

>faping your micropenis to gook cartoons
>not degenerate

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No its a sign of degeneracy and you being a faggot. Glad to help

>He doesn't always have an anal douche on him