------Missed social cues thread-----
Sometimes my autistic obsession with lifting has made me miss obvious signs, I'll green text the story
>workplace has gym
>work with solid 10/10
>one day she started coming to gym when I did
>she knew how to lift, asked me for spot her in the squat rack a few times
>swore she was mirin me through the mirror a few times
>always finished her workouts earlier than me by 30-45mins
>says she's going to the sauna in the gym complex and asks if I want to join
>"nah I haven't finished my workout, maybe next time"
>next day she asks again, mentions she's going to shower after too
>"still got another 3 exercises to do, I'll see you tomorrow"
>she asks one final time, then stops training at the same time as me
>never texts besides work related stuff
>gets DYEL faggot ginger bf
>move our separate ways
Thinking about this years later, how the fuck was I so retarded? At least I didn't sacrifice my gains though.
------Missed social cues thread-----
GOTTA CONFUSE THE THOTS
WHATEVER IT TAKES,RIGHT BABE?
> be me
> good gainz, but still kinda little and timid
> see two tall, buff, good-looking dudes harassing an attractive woman at my gym
> walk up to them
> "Come on, guys. Knock it off"
> she looks at me and says "Oh, God..."
> all three of them start laughing
> gym employee walks up and tells me to leave them alone
My love life everytime
Long story short :
>be above average looking guy
>chicks hit on me and start initiating conversation with me
>my autism start showing
>they run away/stop responding messages
Cringe.
Almost exact same thing happened to me mang. After her last advance that I didn't reciprocate I have never seen her again. It's been 2 months gdi. FUCK
Yikes, this sounds true
In middle school the big titty girl asked if she could come to my house and watch a horror movie I'd mentioned I downloaded, but by then I had already seen it and said it wasn't any good and left it at that.
Took me a few years to realize what I did.
>at workplace gym
>been going there for 3months,
>older bald guy in is 40's stares me down
>pic related
>look back
>look at eachothers faces for 5seconds
>waiting for him to say something
>wtfisgoingon.jpg
>5 more seconds passes,
>finally "Can I have that one after you?" he says
>"Sure"
>leaves the squatrack instantly
>"no, finnish your sets first"
>"ok"
>sit down again
>"You know, never mind, I'll use these barbells instead"
most awkward thing that has ever happened to me.
same except one time I managed to conceal my autism long enough to convince one woman I was normal. obviously can't hide it forever so she left me after a year
OP here again. Glad to see I'm not alone. Here's another one for you guys.
>designated driver on Friday night
>drop off friends and hit the gym
>finish 1:30am and walk across to McDonald's to get a cup because my shaker cracked in my gym bag
>walk inside, one guy out the back preparing food and a qt singing some pop song to herself
>she doesn't know I'm there, and her voice is on point
>she turns around and sees me
>surprised and a little self conscious but smiles a lot
>compliment her voice and chat for a while
>get cup and leave for my car
>climb inside and remember that I forgot to get her number or even fb/insta
>literally scream "fuuuuck" like an autist, slam my hands against the wheel
>hear the horn go off but idc
>"why didn't I get her fucking number reeeeeeeee"
>pause as my voice echoed
>realise my back left window has been open the whole time
>look up and see qt paused in the car park holding her bag, terrified expression on her face
>start car and drive off in silence
>picked up friends from club in silence
>they ask to stop at same McDonald's on the way back
>"no"
Pls delete this post.
>go grab dinner with coworker after our shift ends
>pretty good time, lots of lols
>drop her off home, actually find parking
>she invites me up to “watch a movie or fuck or something”
>haha nah i gotta go home ill see you tomorrow
Did i mess up?
I hope this is true. You're fucking pathetic for being a white knight. HAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHA
>"Come on, guys. Knock it off"
HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAAHHAHAHHAHAAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
OH NONON- HAHAHAHAHHAHAAHAHHAHAHAHAHAAAHAHAH jajajajjajJAJAJJAJAJAJJJAJAKEKKEKEKEKEKKEKEKKEKEKEK
>Did i mess up?
Nigga, I had a girl say she wants to fuck but stupid grade 8 me said nah, gotta buy the new call of duty. I'm a lost cause
You should stop lifting and start training on your social skills asap
Almost same as me
>colleague girl
>notices I've been working out, even comments it out
>gee, user, you've been working out, huh? Nice guns you have. Your gf must like it
>I don't have a gf
>well user, you wanna come over some time to catch a movie? My parents are usually out for the whole day
>yeah hmm what time? I don't want to get a crowded gym when the movie is over
Why did we do this to ourselves, brah?
In grade 8, 2 girls kept on texting me, over and over again, non stopped. Asking to chill and hang out. I ghosted them cuz they were annoying as I was playing call of duty and they wouldn't leave me alone
/thread
The worst thing is that I feel some jealousy with these stories, mainly because you had a chance with a girl, even though you failed.
I have never ever been approached by a female in any way, shape or form. At all. It's like I am invisible.
I could probably even count the amount of social interactions I had with women on two hands.
This, basically.
same here nigga
I feel exactly the same way. I wish I had some of the opportunities in the guys in this thread have had. All I ever had was from women is either them calling me ugly or being indifferent to me.
Thanks for bringing back highschool memories, asshole
>junior year
>shortstack gym/dance teacher
>hottest teacher in school
>would always call me by a nickname
>brushed my shoulder a few times when passing by
>too autistic to notice until years later
You fucks probably won't believe me, so whatever
Kek
>what did she mean
I second this
>yeah hmm what time? I don't want to get a crowded gym when the movie is over
fucking kek this is cringe as fuck
I'm nearly fucking crying kek
It's not even the worst of it. She kept asking for like a week or so. I kept asking as well, what time? Should I bring popcorn or some chocolate? I can bring my whey protein brownies, they're like only cacao powder, whey protein and some other good stuff for you, will you want some?
user please it hurts
>girl invites herself over so i can help her with math
>go over some homework for 10 minutes before she gets bored
>starts fucking around on my computer
>keeps telling me we should go on chatroulette
>get annoyed and basically kick her out
>talking with same girl in school
>shows me she always has a condom in her purse "just in case haha"
She was kinda ugly and annoying but i didn't realize it at the time anyway
I've had countless girls show obvious interest in me over the years, especially in hindsight.
That includes girls i had crushes on, girls i was seriously in love with and as i got older just random chicks at clubs or parties.
I ignored every single opportunity. I can't really tell you why.
Some weird combination of social anxiety, performance anxiety, weird upbringing by unaffectionate parents... i don't know. In the end it comes down to me being a fucking pussy.
I'm 23 now and i feel like i wasted my life. I have worked on all my issues and am a lot more confident, but the total lack of experience now stands in my way.
I know this is my fault and that you would have done anything to get one of these opportunities, but still, you can't imagine my mental agony looking back at my fading youth.
>I have worked on all my issues and am a lot more confident
This is exactly my problem here tho. You had the opportunities and because of that you were able to fix your issues, even if you realized that they were issues only years later.
I never experienced anything and thus not only do I lack the experience, but also the knowledge of what I need to fix with myself.
>5 years ago, last year of high school
>right about when I was turning full on robot
>still have one friend I hang out with after class
>everyday we go to his house and play dumb videogames on his computer
>his one year younger sister is always around and constantly talking about random shit to me whenever I am there, giving me constant attention, physical interaction and whatnot
>I never pick up on it, think that she's just like that
>one day I come to his house and my friend isn't there, call him and he says he'll be there in 30 minutes
>I go to his room and play CoD2 while waiting for him
>his sisters comes to the room and asks where is her brother, I tell her he'll be here in 30 minutes or so
>she starts giggling and pulls out a condom right out of her pocket and puts it on my lap without saying anything
>don't know how to respond, I just laugh it out like she was pulling a prank, ask her where'd she get it, she says her friend gave her
>I reply:"oh okay thx haha" and just continue playing blasting fools on Toujane with my kar98k, didn't even pause it for the interaction
>she stands there for a couple of seconds and leaves the room awkwardly and I never see her again
>2 or 3 years later I see that friend again, we talk a bit about the old times
>"remember when my dumb sister was all over you all the time haha I hated it"
>it all comes to just then
>"y-y-eah hehe"
>freak out internally
A fucking condom, what the fuck was I thinking. The only thing she could've done to be more obvious is to literally take my dick and shove it in her vagina.
I don't even deserve to lose my virginity if I can't pick up on something like that. Natural selection I guess
>in college going to the cafeteria
>8/10 holds the door open for me, gets in the same line as me and is making small talk
>i just sat there like an idiot wondering why she's being so friendly
>get my food and walk back to the dorm
You were afraid and the fear 'stopped you from noticing'.
Nothing wrong with your perceptions. You were cockblocking yourself
it's shitty to fuck your friend's sister anyways, you did good
he probably wouldnt have done much fucking, he'd have cum just from her putting the condom on him
This hits way to hard
>when two autists collide
This one actually made me cackle
Same happened with me
>be me
>prime age of new metal and whatnot
>Deftones blaring through my diskman
>solid 8/10 goth pre-emo girl walks to me
>I've heard you good in general history, user
>yeah guess I am
>can you help me one of these days?
fast forward.exe
>Back at her parents house, she says we could do something else other then study
>says this as she flicks a comdom as a ramen seasons powder
>I laugh it off
>she nervously laugh it off, rolls her eyes out
>we studied
>A+ on the Napoleonic wars paper, tho
What's the matter with girls handind out comdoms like it is a rite of passage or a secret language we don't known?
>eating in McDonalds
>girl comes in
>has NO FUCKING HANDS
>Kind of hard to explain, as her hands are 'there' just not hands so to speak
>they kind of look like pale skin coloured plastic waste paper bins that someone set fire to so they collapsed in on themselves
>she is really cute other than this though
>orders food, somehow manages to get it to the table and start eating it
>picks things up by lifting them between her two little bumps
>sure she is smiling at me, and sure she is watching me
>really, really want to hit on her
>notice she is eating McNuggets and not one of the burger meals
>don't care about her disability at all but realise i should use it when i hit on her
>as it will break the ice
>walk over to her
>sit down on the same table
>"I-I noticed you ordered a McNugget meal, is that because you can't pick up burgers with your stumps because they are too big if so i would be the perfect boyfriend haha!''
>she looks absolutely furious at me for it
>realise i made a misjudgement by commenting on her hands
>try to be playful and say 'sorry, I am sorry, i should neve comment on a disabled ladies... MCNUGGETS!'
>was a play of expectations
>she gets up and goes to the counter, starts talking to staff and pointing me out
>manage to run away
user, i...
>pointing me out
You mean she held her stump in your general direction?
>never comment on a disabled lady’s McNugget
toppest of keks
In my opinion it's a lot more obvious what's wrong with your body and face than what's wrong with your mind.
I guess it's a matter of perspective but i'd trade some of my attributes for a no fucks given attitude
>I-I noticed you ordered a McNugget meal, is that because you can't pick up burgers with your stumps because they are too big if so i would be the perfect boyfriend haha!'
That's one hell of a sentence. Congrats she probably cried that night.
Worst was when a girl I sat next to in class back in hs messaged me on facebook to hang out, and I just flat out ignored her, all because I had a crush on some other girl I'd hang out with, who turned out to be a huge hoe and never gave me any action anyway.
I swear we could make a full TV show of all this missed situations and it would be a top tier comedy.
In my slight brainlet defense, the condom was some free promotional condom or something like that with a "funny" design so that's why my brain thought it was some kind of prank or something.
Nevertheless I know I was absolutely retarded for that
>you can't imagine my mental agony looking back at my fading youth
I can, and far too well. I'm 21, got an aesthetic and fit body now but I literally don't know any women besides some indifferent ones from my uni course. I can only show off my body during a few weeks of summer, so it doesn't help. I often think about how I wasted my teen years on vidya and being scared of girls for some reason. I see teens nowadays out in the streets and think how they are having fun getting with girls from their social circles and experiencing what I never had. It's come to a point that when I see a qt3.14 younger girl on facebook I immediately think about how she probably fucks some teen Chads, and I'll never get a chance to be one such Chad now, it's lost, I'll never be 16 anymore.
So I go lift weights and with each passing day I do it better. I lie to myself that I am better than those kids, that they are weaklings and won't ever bench or squat like me. But it doesn't matter, it's just an excuse. Makes me feel better. I put on some of the most heavy, brutal and angry music I know and approach the bar, to push through the next set. I forget, I get exhausted, cherish my gains. But sometimes it's like 2 a.m. and this thought comes around and crushes me once again, how I wasted my teen years. Maybe one day I will be strong enough to resist it.
it's alright user, your heart was in the right place.
if it was mw2 it's understandable
im in the same situation, started practicing mixed sports 1 year ago. it helps. And don't waste time checking the train u missed, men have til 35-45 of good years, we just starting (i hope).
im 21 and am going through exactly this but im not losing hope, im honestly trying to prepare for art college with the goal in mind to cuck all the twinks there and fucking some arthoes. The only problem i got is that i have no experience with women at all. How would one go about this and how would you prepare for this? Im pretty close to greek statue mode, i listen to alt music and am into weird art but how the hell do i act chad enough to fuck some of the thots?
I need some tips for social gains.
>"no"
A compssionate chuckle. On a serious note what you need to improve is :
>start hanging out with people that are where you want to be
that may be business, social skill wise whatever, stick to those above you so you can learn
>start training with someone who will through his regular behaviour remind you/reveal to you those missed social cues
>I kept asking as well, what time?
this, this is my autism as well. WHY DON'T THESE FUCKING NORMIES GIVE YOU A FUCKING CONFIRMATION, OH user LETS HANG OUT, I'LL TEXT YA, SOMETIMES NEXT WEEK HAHA WHY YOU MAD AT ME BRO LIKE I TOLD YOU I CANNOT COME LIKE THE SAME DAY BRO. through deprevation of a basic emotion i cannot put my finger on i have ascended beyond rage, help me identify it lads
>first sexual experience
>girl is sucking my dick on her knees
>"hey user how about we get on the bed"
>"no its fine keep going"
It didn't register to me thats what she wanted. Thought she just wanted me to lay down so she could suck it that way. honestly surprised she ever hung out with me again
I think art hoes will be easier to fuck despite you acting autismo, provided you are greek-statue mode. While I've not had many encounters with girls, it's much easier than it seems to be. In my case, when I see that a girl is into me and is flirty then I can somehow act full Chad and it comes naturally. Granted, I'm past my full autism stage and my self-confidence has improved through lifting and being aesthetic. However, I still don't know how to make those encounters with girls happen. But when they do (in summer for example) it really is easy. So you have to make those encounters happen, duh. This is what I don't know the remedy for. Maybe talk to them about your alt music and come up with some things like that you are getting into painting if it is a painter-arthoe, you don't have to know painting at all, just get her excited. That's what I would do I guess.
I am fine socially with people I know but very often clam up and struggle with talking to people my age who I’ve just met. Is this autism?
Nah, you did the right thing bro, she wasn't consenting enthusiastically enough. It would have been rape.
Ahahahahaah
Me on the right
Absolutely hilarious
>Art college
Oh you'll be doing something to those twinks
this thread was the funniest ive seen in a while
i got some stories like this too but i dont have the maturity to self-mockingly write about it
thanks for sharing guys, if you can, please keep going
such golden stuff
>"no"