Get sent to prison for 2 years and this guys ur cellmate, what do you do?

get sent to prison for 2 years and this guys ur cellmate, what do you do?

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Drago is a gentle giant desu.

watch him lose his gains and fighting ability slowly as he tries to get a workout doing pushups in our sweaty cell occasionally having to smell his shit

at least i'll have someone to eat lunch with

>implying they don't weightlift in prisons

>weightlifting is the same as fight training
t brainlet

Suck him off to assert dominance

Try to get along? I mean if you're going to be spending the majority if the next 2 years together you have to find some common ground

>watch him lose his gains and fighting ability
ABSOLUTE FUCKING KEK at faggots like you who think that you have no access to steroids in prison. Fun fact is that you have MORE access to them in prison than on the outside.

>talks about gains
>w-w-why is weightlifting mentioned
Kill yourself

do a 360 and walk away

Drago is 100 times more relatable than Creed.

be a good celly.

>thinks gains means muscle mass only
t brainlet

Beat the shit out of him because im the Argentinian Man

The ARGETINIAN man is the epitome of hominid dominance and masculinity.

Let's start by looking at my body. my body is large. my domineering size makes my presence known without even needing to point myself out. I am muscular, as a result of my high levels of testosterone. This gives me the appearance of health and strength. Im covered on olive skin. This olive skin reminds you of my ruggedness, a feature that developed due to being exposed to the scorching sun of argentina, made to withstand such an extreme condition. It also has a psychological effect on the observer. The olive skin reminds you of your dark, deep desires that emerge from your primal subconscious past.

The ARGENTINIAN man's demeanor is one of alphaness. im dominant, assertive, and can be explosively aggressive. My behaviour strikes fear into the more timid, cowardly race of man

The summit of expression of my masculinity on my body is my penis. The ARGENTINIAN penis is largest of all the races. As the penis is the penultimate symbol of manhood, this alone would suffice to make the ARGENTINIAN man the most masculine of hominids. This large penis is able fulfill the desire of the neediest of women, being able to more than fill all the recesses of the vagina. Its length ensures that when it ejaculates, the potent ARGENTINIAN seed will immediately enter the womb of the woman the ARGENTINIAN Aman impregnates.

In total, the ARGENTINIAN man expresses this masculinity in a most exemplary manner in bed. When I fuck, I unleash the entirety of my lusts and desires upon my partner without any restraint.

All this is the reason why im the epitome of masculinity.

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more cringe than
>pinoy #1

Keep moving goalposts, eventually you'll look like less of a retard

t retard

Butthurt Argie

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Accept my fate, start preparing my ass for him

Rape him before he can rape me, it's not gay it's about dominance

Suck his dick so he won't force me to suck his dick

no fuckin nip talk itt

>if i suck his dick he won't be able to rape me :3

no nip talk itt

big facts

Checked
I’d probably get along, unless he’s already in a gang. he’s probably not gonna pick a fight with his roomie. That’s a good way to get a shiv while you sleep

How short are you?

This dude would fuck you in the ass

Is 6'5 or what and boxes since childhood
Dont even contest him the Romanian Chad, Argentin boi

>Kaaaaaaah meeeeee haaaaa meeeeeeeee hhaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

prepare my boipussy

Pic related, t. Argie man.

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