What's the most Jow Forums pet?

For me its the crab

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That's right, crabs in a bucket describe Jow Forums perfectly.

underrated thread

Gotta be dogs for me
Pick related, looks just like my doggo

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per me e' la cipolla

but honestly should be either some breed of hunting dogs for normal tier fitizens or bears for chads

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Based and barkpilled

dog owners are most obnoxious retards ever walk this earth. keeping dogs should be illegal

Ok Abdul

Kill yourself you stupid faggot.

I fucking hate dogs and their owners especially pitbulls. Most unsympathetic people on earth.
>he a good boy he dindu nuffin
>said while I'm being mauled right then and there, in front of the owner's eyes

I hope somebody drone strikes your fucking home for the second time you little cunt

t.weak ass bitch
I was attacked by a dog as a child and had to fight it off and get away from it (was my next door neighbors) and I hold no hate. You’re just a bitch.

muslims hate dogs, i hate the owners

Dog owners are trying to ban civilian use of fireworks over here because they scare their little Fifi

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>i was attacked but hold no hate
literal cuckold.

kill your dog and then yourself before it kills anyone else you white nigger piece of shit

can't imagine ever having a pet bear. even if it's the most obedient pet that was raised from birth, it's fucking retarded. like you'd have to constantly live in fear and hope this fucker won't have a bad day or something, who knows what's going on inside it's animal brain.

I find it funny the sort of reactions dog haters get, it's the same treatment you get if you say you don't drink alcohol. dog owners are truly pathetic.

Have you ever seen a shaved chimp? Pull that shit up Jamie.

Holy shit, that thing would fuck you up.

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it's not even dog hate, but dog owner hate in this case.

And pet that isn't a bird is stupid and retarded

okay, this was epic youtube.com/watch?v=XwvmpVbggCU

por que no los dos

Any*

speak finnish you spic

*maims your child*

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good dog

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Someone post the screencap of the user who was strength training his cat, I was certain I had it but I guess not. Cats are the answer to OP's question though

Monkey is better than a crab though

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>duck
>snek
>non-nigger breed dog
>bears
>twinks you keep in a cage under your bed.

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But anime is still trash

whoah, those are fighting words

Dog without question, specifically the GSD

>loyal
>respects authority
>will walk all over weak owners
>strong
>intelligent
>courageous
>confident

The GSD embodies everything that we strive for. There are no weak ones, only weak owners.

Pic related

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>do you wanna know how I got these scars?

>Smells like shit
>Shits all over your house
>Can't leave the house for an extended period of time because they will shit all over your house
>Have to take it outside just to take a shit (not independent)
>Can't leave food around because it will eat it
>Kills small animals
>When you invite a girl over it jumps over her and tries put it's face all in her crotch just to cockblock you
>Makes the whole house smell like dog nuts and dog ass
>Barks at stupid shit
>Drools everywhere like a retarded person
Should I go on?

>B-but my dog is trained perfect and everyone loves my dog haha i'm a cool dog dad :^)
Everyone hates your faggot little dog

The horse is a pet right ?

he cute

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>smells like shit
bathe your dog you retard
>Shits all over your house
Train your dog you retard
>Can't leave the house for an extended period of time because they will shit all over your house
See above, or are you complaining about having to be responsible for a pet?
>Have to take it outside just to take a shit (not independent)
Its either clean shit out of a cage/box or pick it up outside, seems like a neckbeard complaint
>Can't leave food around because it will eat it
Then just be responsible
>Kills small animals
Based
>When you invite a girl over it jumps over her and tries put it's face all in her crotch just to cockblock you
Train your dog retard. Also girls love dogs, I've seen guys get pussy just for having one
>Makes the whole house smell like dog nuts and dog ass
Bathe your dog retard
>Barks at stupid shit
Train your dog retard
>Drools everywhere like a retarded person
Its a problem with a lot of breeds but generally not GSD

All your complaints are bitch-ass complaints. Get some fucking responsibility if you want a pet and if you can't the only thing you deserve is a fucking tomogachi

A dog, although I consider them more of a companion and a pets something you keep but doesn’t really feel anything or that you don’t really love. So for pet I’d have to go with one of the 30 niggers that I may or may not have tied up in my basement haha

>per me e' la cipolla
Fratello fittadino

Your a retard

that's food, but then again chinks eat pets too

>hates anime
>on 4channel
epic new opinion

>Hurrdurr every dog is trainable and a perfect little angel, dindu nuffin. If there are any bad dogs it's never the dog's fault!!
kys

What happened to mantis chan? I want to get something like a bug or a small reptile and see how big I can make it grow, and then selectively breed it’s offspring to produce a giant size.

Reptiles are pretty cool too though. Pic related is a sailfin dragon, looks like a mini Godzilla and can eat mice

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Pits are shit dogs and they have shit owners

Its not the dogs fault, its the retard owner's fault for either not training the dog or getting a dog they can't handle.

HE A GOOD BOY

I’m America horses aren’t eaten due to some political bullshit that happened long ago, something about doing away with French customs(French eat a lot of horse). But I for one, I absolutely fucking despise horses. These niggas are not intelligent animals. They’re so fucking dumb, and I’m not making this shit up, they will bite down and suck on random shit like a wooden fence or even a car if they can, and they’ll just get inflated with air and stuck. It’s called cribbing and they do it for no reason. I remember I used to volunteer on this horse rescue, most of the horses and other animals were retired or injured and would have been put down. There were several horses that for no reason would go out of their way to kick at you or bite you. I was quick enough to doge that shit, but there’s something terrifying about knowing a horse is just waiting on you to walk past it’s stall so it can try and smash your brains into soup with a kick. Something so imbecilic is capable of planning an attack like that. One used to coax people into trusting and petting it, it had signs that read “dis nigga bites”, but it would act friendly, get you to move closer and closer while brushing or petting it, and then it would lunge at you with its big fucking blocky stupid horse teeth. Fuck horses, I bet that’s some of the healthiest meat you can eat.

He is, but his owner isn't. His owner should be put down for being so pathetic.

>so you be sayin'
*mauls random toddler*
>nigga you be sayin'
*snaps unprovoked*
>we wuz sum sort of
*attacks every dog within a mile radius*
>good boyz an' shiet

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Autism.

you are all faggots
chickens are the most based and redpilled pet

I picked up a stray cat two months ago. This pussy just showed up and wouldn't leave. She's cool

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I'm saying dogs raised by niggers act like niggers

Lots of white niggers out there with pits , then.

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If you think I think better of these people than niggers, you're mistaken. They're a disgrace

Ferret no question

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damn, crabs can do THAT?

I like that duck :)

I mean you did just post literal white niggers

I, too, have autism, user.

cat is canonically the best though

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I too hate fucking horses, user. Shit animal

Imagine hating the best animal

a crab did that?

He died recently :(

Dogs are irritating and I dislike the fuck out of them. The owners are even more annoying.

Ketteh.

wiggers

Fat of the land brah
At first I thought this thread was faggy but then I made the connection

I'm literally autistic and even I'm not as retarded as that guy

>tfw you had to wrestle down your german shepherd because he went on a bloodlust rampage and jumped into our chicken coop
Dogs are based af, i wish i could get one now

Cat. This is mine and he has the sniffles right now.

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They're called man's bestfriend for a reason, user

>go on date with a girl
>show them pictures of your reef tank
>she automatically wants to go to your house to see it

Every time

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This was my favorite pet that I have owned. I had to keep it in a separate tank because it would tear up anything with it. It’s a peacock mantis shrimp. I’d argue it’s the most Jow Forums pet on the planet because it can shatter 1/2” thick glass with its club arms and is generally savage as fuck.

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Better idea on the size of the shrimp... the sucker was hard to get good pictures of because it moved fast and sneak attacked everything.

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A cat will pretty much eat the same food as you.
Start mixing in pure when into lactose-free milk and you'll see some sick pussy gains in no time.

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>Start mixing in pure when
Whey

>A cat will pretty much eat the same food as you.
Wrong. Garlic and onion kills cats and they're lactose intolerant when they're no longer kittens. So does the caffeine in chocolate. Obligate carnivores, dude. Proteins, fat, and a little bit of carbs are tolerable but the less carbs the better. Cats drinking milk and mice eating cheese are both meme myths pushed by cartoons. Sometimes they'll try them if they're desperate but it tends to make them sick or give them diarrhea and digest poorly. "Vegan" cat food is a fucking sham

ok Muhammad

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i hate pitbulls as well. They are the niggers of dogs. They are vicious by nature

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>and they're lactose intolerant
Which is why you use lactose free milk.

You don't actually feed them milk. at all. Just water and juicy animal meat.

Dogs
>Ultimate bros
>Loyal
>Can learn a ton of tricks
>Great for attracting people
>Always down to go on runs
>Make you have to leave the house
>Show that you're capable of taking care of something (unless you can't then you're a shithead)
>Will ALWAYS have your back if someone is getting in your shit
Yeah, definitely dogs.