Cons of being Jow Forums

I'll start
>you can't tell who doesn't like you anymore because they will never say shit in your presence
>sadmogging (when you mog someone you don't want to mog, for example around his girlfriend)
>occasional body dysmorphia
>having to hear unfunny jokes about how much you lift/eat

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>You learn that being fit didn't fix all your problems

>fresh stretchmarks around the armpits and delts
>girls complain about your calloused hands
>buying new clothes depending on whether you're losing or gaining size
>The cost of buying supplements outweighs the savings of cutting junk food

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>doesnt wear gloves
Lol, can’t believe you fell for that meme. Let me guess - you practice katana, too.

>smelly farts

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I don’t know how to handle the test boost or whatever that comes with being fit. When I lift hard and eat and sleep well, practice nofap, etc, I go past alpha and become a dick. I’m overly aggressive at work, mog dudes I don’t want to mog and feel the need to compete all the time, act judgemental, solitary, and worst of all flirt or pursue almost every woman even when I know I shouldn’t (like crazy bitches, coworkers, even superiors; this is especailly bad because I have an awesome gf but can’t control myself sometimes. I just want to be that nice chill fit guy that makes everyone feel good but instead I go full caveman douchebag when I shouldn’t.

more time in kitchen and washrooms
weaklets asking for physical favors

>People would be down to wrestle and roughhouse when you’re skinny
>put on some decent muscle, no one outside of judo wants to wrestle or just generally roughhouse
Shits lame, made like half my friends tackling them to shit. Uni everyone just gets drunk, studies or fucks around on the phone.

this is the worst part in my opinion

That’s not test, that’s just a you being a faggot who picked up a weight once and let it get to his head. Turns out you’re an asshole, who knew? :^]

It makes it hard to talk to normies about anything fitness related

Because they have such stupid fucking ideas, right

Lactobacillus GG
thank me later

Inevitable, occasional injury.
Constantly regulating intake.

>hits close to home

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It's been a decade since I saw her first and she's still the most perfect woman I've ever seen.

Wait, what? No, no, no, I lost 10 kilos already.

Do your gloves match your purse? HAHAHA GOTIM

>constantly have to buy new clothes because your sleeves are now cutting off your circulation
>normal clothes don't fit right anymore, you need big shoulders but small waist fits

Faggot

>buying snake oil supps

>not matter how fit you get, you'll never have her

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I think you're hanging around the wrong girls chum. In my experience girls love a guy with calloused hands.

>girls complain about your calloused hands
Really? Every girl who has noticed my callouses compliments them. Bitches love that shit

smelly farts, worse foods you can eat.

still no gf

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Be Chad not Brad boys

I get this too

imagine giving that ass a good smack with both hands haha

>all the girls constantly hitting on you and asking for sex

haha, i have sex all the time now. who else knows what a vagina feels like? definitely me

I know, right?

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>wasting a major portion of my life picking up things and setting them down again
>being sore all the time
>constantly comparing myself to other people

>get hungry all the time, have to eat more to feed body
>panic about losing gains if you miss a meal, workout
>clothes dont fit as well
>diet causes horrible farts

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T. New lifter

>You start to admire fit men and look down on scrawny women

>full caveman
it feels good though

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imagine going rough at it until her leg falls off and pinning her down by the neck with it haha

heh

imagine haha

i'd lick her sweaty stump

>one hour a day
>wasting my life
kys.

Does your purse match your gloves too?

You either unironically find inner peace or wait for your body to adapt to the hormonal changes, in fact that's why teens can be so irritable/moody.

>Pixie haircut dyke

Delete this

>being that much of an insecure faggot
If a haircut is stopping you from appreciating this 10/10 specimen, you really deserve pity.

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would-do-a-david-cronenberg-sex-scene-with/10

>Be me
>out of shape and ugly
>want to look good for girls
>start working out
>starting to look good
>now enjoy looking at muscular men
>think nothing of it, just mirin
>2 years later
>jacked
>total fucking faggot

Looks like being a total fucking faggot is a learned behavior.

>score by Paul McCartney

Imma a dude but I want a body like this....is that gay?

My biggest con:
>wasalways a fat as fatass growing up so women never paid attention to me
>that was fine because they never got close enough to find out how much of an autist i am
>i start losing weight and getting swole
>now girls do want to approach me
>still an autism inside so don't know how to talk to them
>now they just think im an asshole instead of a quiet nice guy

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Do you want to have a body of a woman? Yes, that's gay, unless you mean you want to have that body in your fridge, in which case you're just psycho.

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They never thought you were a nice guy, they always thought you were an autist. Take it from me, I'm fat and quiet and they instinctively know how autistic I am.

this were actually funny if it didnt hit so close to home.

At this point I'm convinced Jow Forums has made more discoveries in the field of homosexuality than conventional science ever will

I'm still working on being able to fit a pineapple in my ass. That should win some awards.

>Not liking short hair girls with big tits and ass
Gay

Seriously. Pixie girls are the best.

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this one is actually true

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>be a programmer
>continually hear from 30-38 year olds that still play pokemon how useless being strong / lifting is
>they refer to their biceps as "this thing"
>they have to do pushups on their knees like women

why did i think programming would be a good career choice?

Oh, so I'm the only one who lost weight but still isn't being hit on? I wonder if it's my face or I should lose 10 more kilos.

I hope you didn't forget to lift in the process, user

Art department and Game design is where the chads are. Oh, and QA.

How do you think I lost weight? Of course I'm lifting.I should lift more. I should work out 6 days a week. It's not like I have anything else to look forward in life

imagine if she wrestles you down and then forces you to lick her pussy wouldnt that be very weird? haha

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Can confirm

Yeah that's be weird haha.

Name of this semen demon. I wanna bust a load to that butt.

Gloves are great desu, its the only way i can lift otherwise I couldnt have surgical precision with scalpels

>in fact that's why teens can be so irritable/moody
citations needed

Jack the Ripper or a doctor? Or maybe both!

Sara from wicked weasel.

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Thanks, pal

This.

haha yeah, heh...

that body is incredible but that hair is awful

fag

Nice opinion, pleb.

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Couldn't get any more gay.

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That hair is kind of a uhhhh
Let me just say that there are twinks that look just like her but with a dick

Yeah, let's just keep twinks as your thing, okay?

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I get this shit too

this makes my penis the BIG penis

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She looks like me if I put on a two piece bikini and I'm a dude. It's uncanny how much this is like looking into a mirror

name, please. I love short haired bitchs and still have two days before i quit porn for good

K E K

Take your shitty babytalk back to imgur.

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Do it and post on /soc/
Sara from Wicked Weasel. Just do a reverse search, dude, jesus.

stfu

dont talk to me or my sons father ever again

>Do it and post on /soc/
Nah

Why mention in then, you god damn twink?

Give it a rest you faggots

I bet you wear goggle glasses at the gym aswell homo

>people think you're a badass who can take any amount of punishment
>they make snide comments at you and constantly shit test you, especially other males
>if you ever respond it's "roid rage bro" and people make jokes about juicing
>mother always acts like you're going to have a heart attack tomorrow when you tell her what you've eaten
>any time you feel sick or gross about anything, your diet is immediately blamed if you're bulking

I only wanna smell her ass and id be satisfied

I started a programming job and there are some other young dudes there that are so skinny I don't know how they're alive. It's like their head is just a skull and I can see their thoracic vertebrae poking out their shirt. I'm guessing ADHD meds.

Our lead programmer is a dude who's almost 180 kilos. It's like a curse or something.

Girls complain about calloused hands the same way girls with big tits complain about their tits. They actually like them and are trying to bring attention to them

>women
>having opinions
You can always tell how insecure people on here are based on their interactions with women. It goes like this:

S-sorry my h-hands are so gross and rough
>its kind of gross but it's ok user :)

Look how manly my hands are BITCH *grabs pussy*
>uwu user

>Get Jow Forums
>Not even that big
>People assume I'm just a dumb pretty boy
>Literately studying to be a doctor
>Can't wear streetwear anymore either

This breed of nerd tends to be either severely underweight or overweight not a reasonably healthy middle ground