Saturday night feels bar is open. what's on your mind, user?

Bring a beer and some jerky.

>tfw you know she's not thinking about you

>logged into one of my throwaway instagram accounts I use to fap
>somehow instagram pulled a facebook and suggested me some of my high school friends to follow
>her was among the suggested accounts
got anxious as fuck for a while after it happened, fuck you too zuckerberg

I moved to Cali and have been increasingly getting the urge to use my muscular physique to fuck the shit out of the numerous small asian girls everywhere

Idk if I can't resist anymore

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I thought i didnt loved her until I found out today that she is with another guy.

I haven't lifted since July, I haven't looked for a better job (one that uses my degree) in months, I'm considering selling all of my possessions and just traveling around the world, regardless of the fact that my student loans will default, I don't really have anything to look forward to besides a couple of video game releases.

This is for rest days where the doom and dread seeps in.

usually my friday nights are spent alone in my room. last night i decided to go to a restaurant with my coworkers and all i did was sit there silent being a fucking aspie, cost me $40 because it was a shitty sushi buffet, and spent the rest of the night and today thinking about how i dail even the most basic social situations

today, back in my element watching college football and ufc at home alone in my room and im happy

>Going to drive
>Bring a beer

>oh fuck I drank a SINGLE beer over the course of TWO FUCKING HOURS I can't possibly drive

Was going for dinner with this girl I've been seeing, but she had to cancel because her dad's work colleague was in town and she had to go for dinner with him (they're Asian, it's some sort of respect thing, I don't really get it). So I'm pretty disappointed, to the point where I'm somehow still up at 5am, fml

>army denied me a waiver for the third time despite concrete evidence there's nothing wrong with me (lying about medical history: GOOD)
>job prospects looking mediocre and spent the last two years working out and grinding minimum wage because I was planning on being at basic by now
>literally everyone in my family is telling me how relieved they are I'll be at home safe instead of getting greased in Afghanistan/sitting in Poland doing nothing
>keep periodically looking up the french foreign legion, even though with my bland personal history they'd never take me

I just wanted to do my job for my country. Now I can't even be a policeman, since all the precincts around here check if you're eligible for military service when you sign up.

Now I understand why all the 4Fs in WWII kept killing themselves. God dammit.

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most of the fad meme shit doesn't belong, but mental health improvement and physical improvement go hand in hand imo

Most of the actual fitness advice on Jow Forums is contained in the sticky and could be contained in a five page .pdf. You can only say "time under tension, compound lifts, cardio is good, eat well" so many ways.

Jow Forums only exists as a digital locker room where we can freely shitpost without having old men look at our dicks and say nigger. Feeling sad is part of that.

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guy I'm friends with finally decided to start going to my gym

but I have a feels story to go along with this development:
>friend messages me
>he finally joined my gym
>user why is the receptionist at your gym a chubby chick
>I think she's related to the owner
>The entire time I was signing up she was sitting there eating lasagna
>What.jpg
>Massive Tupperware container of unheated lasagna user what the fuck
>thats when it hit me
>That Ham-Witch has more confidence than I ever will

she literally gives zero fucks while constantly around people that judge her every single day

Such laws in my country

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slab?

Im 25 now i thought it wouldnt bother me but i feel old and im ready to die already

>never knowing the cozy feel of hotaru returning after a long absence....

What's the point of going on...

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Didn't hear a single word from my parents, 5 siblings, or entire extended family during the holidays. (I live out of town and out of state from them now.)
I had hoped for a phone call or at least a text from them, but that was too much to ask for, apparently.

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Girlfriend cheated on me. Broke up with her. Now I will be alone on New Years, and I can't stop thinking about what she's doing.

kans please I'm trying to stop drunk sadposting on chat

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SEEEEEEEX

Really got hit with the lonely feels recently, especially tfw no gf. I work alot and have a great gig but I think it also put me in a place where I am isolated from most of the world. I do enjoy some isolation, but I have almost 0 opportunities for human contact.
One of my friends is trying to set me up with some chick, and other people tell me I would kill on tinder, I am a catch, go to church for chicks, etc, but it has been almost two years since I established a consistent relationship. I see the necessity going in blind sometimes, but I really do miss developing a relationship with a chick I first meet and get to know irl.

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sometimes you gotta be the one to reach out first

A lot is on my mind. Thanks for asking, brah.
I’m starting to think I don’t like anyone around me. Not friends, not family. I think there’s something wrong with me.

I've always been the one to reach out. It's clear at this point that they don't give a fuck about me.

>probably have rare condition called “bell clapper” (kek) where my testicles arent attached to my scrotum properly, they can twist around in there somewhat freely
>once every couple months one of them twists around almost 180 degrees
>not painful at all and I can just gently push the twisted one back to the correct position
>that being said, it’s only a matter of time before this causes over 180 degrees of torsion
>from what I’ve read that would be the worst pain i’ve ever felt and if not operated on within 6 hours I’d probably lose a nut due to lack of blood supply killing the tissue
>heavy exercise can cause it, but it usually just happens randomly while sleeping
>going to get surgery to have my nuts sutured to my sack properly soon to prevent it from happening
>will have to take several weeks off of exercise after this
Goddamnit I’m doing great with my cut, but I think I’ll need to pause it if I get this surgery. I’m not gonna just not exercise and watch my muscle dwindle away for a few weeks. I was hoping to get lean for a uni swimming club next semester. FUCK.

You're in a similar situation to me. I have my own business and work 60-80 hours a week and lift. I regularly go weeks without talking to a single person that isn't work related. I miss female companionship, but I'm 32, and it's nearly impossible to find single women my age that don't have kids or have hit the wall.

>I’m starting to think I don’t like anyone around me. Not friends, not family. I think there’s something wrong with me.
Same. It's gotten to a point where I can't stand being around family and friends without getting irritated, seemingly for no reason. I think I have a lot of resentment towards my parents.

Can't think of any lifts that you wouldn't be able to do within like a week of a surgery like this.

Testicular torsion, bro.

Wear tighter boxer-briefs.

Why did you bros actively choose to blow it? This is where reading Taleb or Seneca or any of the stoics would have helped you out bigly.

Because fitness is 99% dedication and 1% knowledge. What the fuck is there to talk about?

qt sat in my lap today and definitely felt my half chub on her ass. she didn't even run away in disgust
getting better every day lads

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I went through this exact scenario in 2016 except that I wasted more like 3 years fucking around. I stuck with chemE even though I kinda hated it. My only advice is to realize that you don’t have to become a process engineer and “do chemE” with the degree. I make an easy 6 figures and I don’t do a damn thing that I learned in school except Minitab. GL user, you’ll make it

Emotional pain is your bodies way of making you dislike someone. Recovery takes time user.

I have a crush on my friend, who is a tranny. I have not told him though. I fap to stuff on /d/ all the time, and the kink for it seems to be getting worse.

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phone works both ways m8. if you called or reached out and got no answer, then be upset.

why

you are over thinking this user. most people only have a handful of opportunities at good women.

Just fuck her bro

I've got that kinda feel. I love my parents and owe them a lot, but I hate being around them and needing to rely on them.

As much as I'd like to order a drink I can't. Give me apple juice but put it in a whisky glass so it looks like I'm drinking. Maybe stir in some brown sugar to make it look a little more like whisky.

My family found out that I drove drunk the other night. Came home drunk and threw up all in the shower the next morning. Mother was cleaning the house and found my breakfast in the drain. Parents are mad, sister won't even look at me. Would rather die than suffer this shit but it was stupid and my fault. I guess I got what was coming to me.
Not so much angry as I am disappointed in myself. I just wanna curl up in a corned and chainsmoke cigarettes until I pass out. But I'm going to try to channel these negative emotions into bettering myself. I fucked up, it was stupid. I'm cutting alcohol, cigs, and fapping for 6 months. I want to kill myself. But I can't, because then I'd make people even more sad.

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trans girls fantasize about their pre-transition friends a lot

it would probably be the best sex of your life if you fuck her

Just wondering why I get so attached to women who put in way less effort than I do and why I can't objectively analyse my situation as it happens.

I care about you. You are a man. Men build worlds. Men make new families. Believe in yourself.

You're desperate user, it happens. If you lack enough self awareness to spot it, the trick to use it to post a greentext of your situation in a feels thread

Because humans are bad at analysis. People go to school for years to learn how to do that.
You want something from a woman and she won't give it to you. Maybe it's pussy, maybe it's love. My best advice to myself and others in that kind of situation is to journal. Keep a diary and then read what you wrote. It helps.

>for 4 years had biggest crush on female best friend, she has been in a relationship for ages
>got drunk last weekend and we fucked, she was slammed, let me take videos, grinded on my leg for 2 hours so hard that she got rug burn in her snatch, said she loved me, said many specific things about me and her that I thought I only thought about
>tells me that what happen was a mistake, can’t tell everyone, we can stay friends if I don’t act wierd
>drunk text her asking what the things she said meant, never got a solid answer
>now she doesn’t respond

I can’t even get hard, 8 days after. This bitch has fucked my head so hard, and I don’t know what to do

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godammit, I fucking hate Jow Forums for making me like this kind of stuff now.

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>go on date with a girl
>get along well but we basically have nothing in common on top of me being a dyel
>"you're just not what I'm looking for user"
>get tired of feeling inadequate
>start lifting five days a week, starting to look swole, get teeth straightened with invisilign, get a better haircut, dress better overall
>six months later
>new girl gets hired on at work
>we get along great, all interests are pretty much the same
>finally ask her out
>rejects me horribly and gives me the cold shoulder from then on

Nothing I do matters bros

You won’t find a good girl on tinder - women go there for Chad Cock, no strings attached - and free dinners. For every one guy lucky enough to be the Olive Garden bill payer, 50 are just used for text session ego boosts - and ghosted.

Find a good girl in a church. Get strong - get money - and then get something worth having.

>her

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My friend just banged a girl we all wanted, though I'm proud of him I also now doubt I will get to bang her. Shes the first proper cardio bunny I've met and she's so sexy and nice. I've started getting heartburn for the first time ever and It has to be from all the shit i drank and ate at christmas and my lack exercising. I feel like shit, So can you make me a Rob Roy? And make yourself one too.

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only noporn can save you

It's now or never, bro. She's called your hand and it's time to show your cards.

you fucked up, but you can change still, look for a nice cutie, there still out there and you deserve to be happy, if not right now then someday

not the best 1st step, but a necessary one, do it again and plan some interaction, think of a good topic, maybe loosen up with A cocktail. I bet your fun in the right situations user

Happened to my friend, there are other ways to serve user, you want to help and protect people, that's noble, but forget the FFL, nothing noble about being a merc, for now try another branch and consider private security.

Damn dawg 32 has to be a real odd mix of single women.
I'm only 23 now and I think part of my stress is that I see guys I work with who are even 34+ still going through the same thing that I am.
The only place I get opportunities atm is the gym. Most of the chicks there already have a man and it's not like I'm trying to become a pariah by encroaching on them. Handful of people told me recently that tinder is how alot of people are doing it lately though and there is some quality on there despite the reputation.

Never touch another video game again unless you want to prep a bull. I’m serious. Go lift until your legs hurt so much you throw up. Don’t stop. Don’t give up on yourself. Give up on porn.

I’ve traveled. You aren’t going to find answers or happiness in some minority run shit nation. Go to the enriched part of a major City and walk around. Cheaper.

What cards do I even have, the only time I see her is when she works the register at her job, and I don’t want to make a scene, I have no idea how to approach this.

>Be PE in oil refinery
>low paying
>h8 work

What is it that you do?

user. Please report if you have questions.

Merchant marines. Sign up and go. Now. You won’t regret it.

Iv never been in a relationship, not for a lack of trying but none of the women iv met have really clicked, then
>meet this new girl at work
>shes attractive as hell, perfect ass and breasts, olive skin, thin and very fit
>dedicated to fitness, goes to the gym more than I do, hates the idea of ever letting herself go
>we seen each other usually two times a week, difficult with our schedules but we make time
>insists she pays for half of everything we do no matter what, actually gets upset if I pay more than her
>loves doing anything with me, from just chilling and watching netflix to going to simple bars or restaurants, no pressure to do anything big or fancy, just doing simple stuff is enough for both of us
>loves vidya and we've spent ages going to arcades just fucking around and winning tickets
>we get on perfectly and always have things to talk about, same world views on everything
>both want to travel and see the world a bit, but also dedicated to our careers and being financially stable
>Shes a freak in the sack once she starts going, down for anything, always horny (or at least I can always make her horny)

Sound too good to be true right? Well here comes the catch, shes married and 8 years older than me.

Just fuck my life.

>>tells me that what happen was a mistake, can’t tell everyone, we can stay friends if I don’t act wierd

How did you initially react to her spilling her shit? Did you stick your foot in your mouth
If she really is that into you don't abandon this right away, it could be salvageable.

Do they go through USAREC?

She’s being a worthless soulless whore. No surprise. The only thing that is concerning is that you think so little of yourself that your thoughts dwell on her smelly ass. There is nothing special about any woman, other than what you assign to them. Move on quickly.

Because I was young and dumb. That's all it is. I try to use it as a learning moment but it's so fucking hard. I should have married her.

stop wasting your time on her user

If you're looking for something legitimate, you need to get away from this slut

>the only time I see her is when she works the register at her job, and I don’t want to make a scene

Perfect. Show up, make sure she's ok, and ask to talk to her later, someplace neutral and quiet. If she says no, fine, that's the end of it. If she says yes, that's your chance to apologize for how it went down but say you've thought about it and want to see her more.

At this point, you can just keep being honest and straightforward, there's no real need for deviation. It's just on you to express yourself simply and for her to say yes or no.

This is an opportunity, not a crisis, man.

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I always feel like such a phony when I try to keep a diary, like I have anything interesting to commit to print.

I’m far from abandoning it but all the options that I can see go as this
>confront her, tell her to tell her bf, he will try to fight me, I end up beating up a 4’11” dude and probably knocking the last of his 15 or so teeth out, break my own rule of violence
>tell her bf directly, same as above happens, she no longer trusts me and sees me as a savage
>let’s her go on by herself for a bit, she if she messages me or something after a while
>???

Honestly all my options seem fucked, and I don’t feel right kicking someone’s ass for there gf

>31
>bald since 26
>fit but not muscular
>every goodamn girl i meet in my life is either engaged or married

I'm not insecure or socially awkward like most of Jow Forums but I just can't seem to find myself in a situation where i can meet new girls

No tinder or tantan matches where i live

I wasn't planning on going to minority run shit nations, I was thinking about visiting some places in Europe, like Rome and Vienna.

Shes only had 2 partners, I was the second. The marriage was a shitshow from day 1 and they got married way too early, hes a complete fuckwit and abusive. Its very likely they'll get divorced soon anyway.

So I wouldn't in any way describe her as a slut.

Guinness and an Irish coffee please
>going back to my old job on the 2nd after being laid off for a year
>signing up for the gym soon after
>got my recipes ready (burritos baby)
>signed up for invisalign knockoff smile direct club to fix my teeth
Last year I was a total mess, I was depressed because I felt like I wasn't going to go anywhere with my life, the trades I was good at (welding/wrenching) are filled with horror stories where if you didn't know a guy or weren't top 0.5% of the class you're doomed and that turned me into a doomer.

Something clicked and I don't feel like shit anymore, I don't feel good but I feel like things will finally get better.

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-_- almost every board has one

>being pathetic
>"""a time-honored Jow Forums tradition"""
KILL YOURSELF

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I’ve been feeling the lonely feels extra hard lately. My ex of 5 years broke up with me about 7 months ago now. I was 260lbs (5’8) when she broke up with me and now, I’m 190lbs. I know I’m still a fat fuck, but I’m proud of the progress. I just hate that even though I’ve lost a good amount of weight there’s no grills that would even give me the time of day. I just want a qt nerdy gf that enjoys stuff I also like, but it seems almost impossible with how I look. I’m going to keep going with my lifting, because it makes me feel good about myself. I just hope by the time I hit 160lbs then maybe Ill actually have a chance for qt gf. We’ll make it bros. If I can make progress, then so can you guys.

Blackmail her with the video - but not for sex directly - just to go out with you or something. Then you tell her to go to the restroom and come back with her panties Neatly folded to hand to you. Alternete being a dick with compliments. Remind her how hard she came on your dick. Tease her. Leave her. Ghost her for awhile, then show up in person and get your hands on her. Play it right and she’ll be able to use the blackmail to overcome her inhibitions because she “has to” right? Could be fun. Just don’t do sex or BJs unless she’s in the right mood. When you do have sex again, get her half drunk, but still fully aware, and pound her like you are full on raping her. IF you find the right balance between consensual sex, but letter her live out a rape fantasy, she’ll submit. You could marry her.

If you try to be some boring good guy and text her death, you’ll never get what you want. Women read sex books. Be a character from the smut novel.

Remember how you feel right now. Write it down if you have to. Refer to it in six months when you feel like shit again.

Another new group of people tried to force me out. Not allowed to go to meetup so I have to keep trying. I like this group.of people but I don't know
I just want IRL friends
Jow Forums is a drag and nobody in my area even wants to meetup

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nerdy qt gfs dont run around looking for muscle guys, go to conventions more.

lads i've spent $100 on electric shavers and none seem to work
i bought a $20 one from walmart and it doesn't even get my stubble
then i bought a $70 one and while it's obviously better made, it still doesn't do a good job of trimming my face pubes

i don't like using a razor because it makes me break out
i can't grow it out because it's still too patchy and gross

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>Be at college
>Social anxiety, never talk to anybody
>Outside waiting on the next class
>Girl walks up to me and asks me about the next course
>Turns out we're both engineering majors and have same classes
>We talk for a bit, then she runs off to next class
>Wore dresses that were conservative but oddly tight, caught a view of beautiful ass
>We end up hanging out alot at college lounge studying and talking, having great time
>Cut to one day, sitting on shared apartment balcony and smoking
>Professor who lives next to me walks up steps and asks if I heard
>Girl was driving on a misty road home to her parents for the weekend when a driver crossed over the centerline

This was two years ago and I still think about it around this time. Strong connection there, poor girl.

Having a place to anonymously unload the shit I don't want to burden my friends with is great. Sometimes you guys give good advice too but that usually is directly correlated with how drunk and barely intelligible the poster is.

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kek

Supplier quality engineer in the semiconductor industry. Don’t get me wrong it’s soul-sucking but very easy and not very technical. Also I get to travel a lot which is fun.

>tell her to tell her bf
Is the guy long distance or something
Chicks only cheat because they are crazy, being neglected, or backpacking through europe. Which is she
Also do you enjoy this chaos and crazy relationship drama or what is keeping you from leaving the situation?

Does that work? I feel like I'd just discredit it

dont..... dont do this

OK long story inb4 blog, I know I have to whine somewhere

> I dated this coworker back in February
> She had some problems around April and I understood she didnt have time for me
> We kept as good friends until September when I left that workplace and we didnt see each other as often
> One time we were hanging out and I still wanted her. So I was honest to her, I didnt want to be in the nice guy/friend zone. I told I wanted her, I didnt want to be her friend. I hang out with her becase I miss her as my girl
> She went on and on about how good friend I was and shit. I was like: stop the bullshit I'll never be your friend. That day I kissed her but just that
> Then I started watching RSD in youtube and totally stopped chasing her. We didnt see each for like three weeks I got a new haircut, new clother, started doing cold approaches and let her go from my head.
>Then we met I was in my new mindset and then out the blue she kissed me. For like a month or so, we were dating again, sleeping together now and then.
>But now in the holidays she has been bummed out, maybe because she is from a foreigner country and she couldnt go see her family I dont know. But know I feel like she has lost interest on me
> goddamn I think I will have to start over again. I will see her again tomorrow, if she doesnt flake me
> now I don't now if we are gf and bf anymore, so I havent done much cold approaching or clubbing. I don't want to ask if we are still together because coming from a guy sounds pretty needy. Just tonight I was in the phone with her while taking an smoke ( I usually talk inside the house) and I said hold on and spoke to the neighbor in another language she doesnt understand and she was like who were you talking to. I dont know if thats a sign of jealusy.
>Anyways not sure if she have some holidays depression or really lost interest on me.

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