BIG DICK OR BIG MUSCLES???

*tips fedora*

women show themselves when drunk.so that's not completely mindless...

I have the exact experience . she couldn't get half of mine in her mouth without gagging but then again she was really tiny and petit.Like 2/3 my height.so I don't know ...

i have a huge dick but dyel as fuck id rather look like zyzz and have an average size dick

so you wanted to be 5.5 inches?

Women are pretty shallow, you don't need them to get drunk to make them reveal their true self. Women want asthetic, muscles, dick, or money and social power from a man.

breaking news: drunk thots on the hunt for cock prefer a big cock

wow someone please publish these findings

>tfw 6.7x5.5 dicklet
time to rope desu

not sure what youre asking, but id rather have a 5.5inch dick and look like zyzz than have my current body w my 8x6 inch dick

cope

Gross though

big wallet

lol how tf is that a cope? explain please..

Women say one thing and do another.

>6.5x5
>had one girl tell me when we broke up she would seek a guy smaller than me
>had one girl cry
>couldn't fuck one girl in certain positions because i'd hit her cervix
I'm not even big desu yet girls say they would prefer it smaller. I'm still insecure about my size though, I wish I was bigger.

>haha there's nothing wrong with guys who are under 6 foot haha me? weird ive just always happened to date guys over 6 ft

hmmm those 'girls' sound quite young

have a seat over there user

Who are you quoting you insecure manlet? Actually, just get back in the pit, don't bother replying again.

>Women all say they want an 8" dick
>Guys with 4" say they're 6"
>Women have poor spatial perception
>So now they think my 6" is 8"
Big thanks to all the devious dicklets out there who make this possible.

I can't help it, they were built good.

You can find like tons of experiences online from either guys with huge dicks or girls who had a bf with a big dick - and almost all of them talk how sex is complicated with a big dick.

So i don't think the women in the video ever had a really big dick inside them.

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it's not fair. we should have double standards.they ask for everything and we just accept???

A long dick counts nothing without proper girth, i don't get how that point always falls under the table.

I just did...

let's do it together user...

>caring about what women want
The moment you start listening for real, you've already lost. Fuck women, in every meaning.
And fuck beta orbiters, incels, PUA shit and all that crap too.

>not just jerking each other over and complimenting each other's cock as you do so
Cringe and bluepilled

we have a pedo here...

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You need to get some self-respect.

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time to use bathmate then...

you dicklet

only if balls don't touch.

I have a weird boner rn...I guess I just went homo.

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Cawd

>not gently rubbing your ballsack against your bro's ballsack
Cmon man

based romans. Fucking a qt penisgirl is one of my first goals for 2019.

>really the cream of the cream he is interviewing
>top tier 10 of all astronauts

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Technically. woman vagina is have depth, and not big.

fellow gay fitzen...

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>and having a brotherly stick fight too??

>tfw 186cm tall and built with a 19x13cm dick but still a balding virgin

I just don't try enough

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astronauts ... kek...That got me.

>astronauts

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That's a pencil....

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but that taste though...

I just imagined ...faaaaauuuuurrrkk.....

You can improve your muscles, you can’t get a bigger dick. Plus she isn’t gonna see your dick before you have sex, but she will see your muscles, so they will still be a bigger factor in whether she will actually want to have sex with you

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so many nice big booby milkers in this vid

I'm average size but I have a fair amount of girth. I'm middle aged, I've only had one woman who could deepthroat me without scuffing my penis on her back teeth. Anal, forget it. Most women don't even do it. I can't even enjoy myself over all the screaming.

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Women are sheep. Chad created the modern woman. Blame chad

HURR HURR SUCKING CAWK IS LESS GAY THAN LICKING VAGINA

when will (((they))) stop with their propaganda and lies?

too bad they all want BIG DICK

What's a Jamaican doing on Jow Forums?

I still don't want to suck a dick or anything in my butt, but logically being gay seems to be the smartest choice.
Maybe a feminine trap. Who know. Damn you Jow Forums.
Then, yea, gay bros would say doesn't matter and would train with you.

so being straight is gay and being gay is straight?

im so confused

>you can't get a bigger dick
jelqing works
t. +1" since I started

tfw i have a big dick and on my way to get big muscles.
A more important question would have been big dick on a 5'7 or small dick on 6'3 ?

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and they all want big dick.
Jesus just take mine already

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260 pounds. My fat is hiding my cock and face. It's ruining my potential to find a good mate.

conditioned into them because most people are silly

I would rather be tall with small dick

I have a feeling cock size has been inflated so much that my average cock is seen as long. I'm barely 6ft and everyone calls me tall. Helps that everyone adds a complimentary 2 inches to their height.

19cm long 17cm thick

no you would not.That's horrible.

That girth is quite unusable ... you need a size queen for that.

Big muscles get you in the sheets,
A big dick gets you repeats

I'm 5'7 with a big dick, it a good for confidence but girls prefer height.

>tfw will 6in x 6in chode

i can't wait to watch this video and finally learn what women want

I need to get fucking fit to use that cock in the first place, so all those fucking cunts saying muscles don't matter are dumb as shit.

I like to picture some drunk Roman historians laughing their asses off and making this shit up to confuse everyone.

I already got a 'humiliation' fetish. I love it when my wife says I have a small penis. Not into cuckold though. She says it's average size, so I wouldn't mind sacrificing

6'3"
"otter/athletic"mode
9.25"x6.25" dick
Bald
Bad teeth
Maybe ugly
Two years older then dirt

I don't understand ..how can you enjoy being humilated?

I guess it started out when I was in middle school, all the girls were obsessed with the word chode, due to the band Chiodos. I slept with a few girls and they kept telling each other that I had a chode and I just picked up on it. Even though I know that I was their first, they, at the time, didn't know about real penis sizes.

Is this the most insecure board on the site? Everyone is apparently top 1% in everything and ripped yet still somehow a loser.

>Is this

yes

user, this is Jow Forums.
we are all body dysmorphic and insecure about the look and function of our bodies.
That's why we're here.

This is also why there are certain groups here trying to manipulate the board populace towards self destruction and into following idiotic narratives.

At that dick size, it becomes a con

for me its 4in dick and cute small abs

by the way, welcome to reality, it's complicated and unfun.

Eh, I'm mostly 85-90% hard so I'm pumping with a huge 8.5 incher that's a bit thinner then full mast.
Fills them up without breaking their guts

But when I'm fully on, I don't give a fuck. i'm going to town and she better hang the fuck on.

I just want a scruffy dude with an average (5ish inch) dick who makes me laugh and we can watch anime together.

He can work out with me if he wants to.

Pic related.

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clearify your gender.

5" is literally babydick tier tho. Don't you want a 10" 7ft tall hyper Chad like this board seems to think?

male, obviously
its not like women can have any conscious preference of their own

>babydick tier
5 is around average my dude and it's big enough to be sexually adventurous with.
>height

ngl though, I like jizz so. A lot of that would be cool but not necessary

this thread has nothing to do with fitness, go back to Jow Forums. reported

manlet or dicklet? probably both.

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I have a small dick, but by the time they realize, it's already inside.
Always fuck with the lights off, senpaitachi

It was obvious. The anime part was too autistic and fit related.

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