Is it true some of you guys are incels? Why don't you just ask some milf to fuck you

women hater

Your autism is a blessing from God user. Go to church and find a pic related. Remember, Hell is hot, don't be a thot

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I'm just shy and not really social.

something is off about her face. Not sure if she is chubby, ugly faced(+angle to hide it), or just weird expression. Any more pics of her?
t. not the guy you replied to

>implying women's standards don't get higher as they age

Lmao youre joking right. Every roastie above 30 that is still single is desperate as hell

No more pics. I just googled Orthodox girls wearing veil or something like that. She's not a supermodel but 100% wife material. Here's another wholesome cutie for good measure

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I'm 5.7, fat and ugly, you have no excuse.
Young guys get bonus points, my mommyfu is constantly swarmed by her exes and just random guys, but they are all old.

What?

>anime poster

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Turns out theres more. Face is still a bit weird tho

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dumb animeposter

>implying beggars can be choosers

What's a good place to meet older women bros

Any grocery market

>incel
>animshit
.>spam poster
Three strikes, you need to go back
They’re called robots here and the they don’t care about getting fit, just making sure that the natives here don’t by spamming shit non fitness threads like this

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The gym, your workplace, bus stop, parks etc.

yeah shit is scary, imagine they try to get themselves pregnant by you.

btw I've had female friends of mine have the following conversation.
>(hot)female A: Lol can't believe what my parents just told me, haha. They said "well it seems you are probably gonna live alone" lol.
>(cute)female B: Lolol that's so mean. Wait you're 25, right?
>(hot)female A: yeah, but they are probably right. I've never had a serious relationship work out in all these years. Lol

*last sentence sounds weird when I translate it into english
They were definitely joking, but I was surprised that girls were aware that they had a timer, a pretty accurate one, to get themselves a partner.

retirement home
country clubs
dad rock concerts
any bar

It's fit related, I'm baffled how can someone in good shape not impress older women and uggos, if you work out you have no excuse.

milfs don't fuck incels, retard.

manlet
ugly
poor

Depends on your definition of milf, 50yo fucked fat uggo me, a 45yo will fuck a fitfag.

yeah the name milf, implies that men still want to fuck them. I think easier would be, uglier older women, that you wouldn't really like to fuck, but it's not like you got any choice

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Honestly have no problems talking to 7+ young girls now, waiting to meet that onitis uggo with hot body and use my Stacy talking skills on her.

They want to fuck her though, exes keep hitting on her in WhatsApp and irl all the time, I get jealous. You can make it bros, just believe in yourself.

>using the word incel unironically
Don't do that

why do ppl think older women are somehow easier to sleep with. I get shut down rather fast when they say something like. " your the same age as my son".

>so what? Aren't we friends? Can't you help me out to get a gf? I just need to get rid of shyness.
Just make sure you become friends first

Sooner or later
you'll be a he-man woman hater

I don't think you get shut down. It's just difficult to respond to this. Imo most people tend to go into defensive mode. Anyone got good responses to that? Most shit I came up with I didn't like as a response. My best one is
>Well, you're a lot younger than my mom.
if you want to throw in a compliment, but I think there are much better responses.
that's not smooth to say the least. But maybe the strategy of becoming somewhat friendzoned works with old hags.

Older women have been throwing themselves at me since I turned 15 user.
They are easy.
Just be fit average looking and be approachable.

where are you from? And care to tell the story of the first one? when you were 15? sounds pretty boner inducing.

>as if cougar doesnt have incest fetish

It's not friend zone, you'll just be fwb, she thinks real relationships would make her look like a creep, but that doesn't mean she doesn't want to fuck you.

touhou is not anime my new friend

A gentleman never tells user.
That's another thing women like.
Lesbians like a man who can fuck like an animal and can keep a secret as well.

each persons brain has a finite amount of storage and i’d prefer not to waste any of mine on names of anime

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not an incel here but, there are a ton of Jow Forums fags flooding this board that need to either fix their shitty attitude and delusions about life or just gtfo and back to their shitty board where they loathe in self-pity.
youtube.com/watch?v=QmSBQxn9PMo

go to 14:00. The scene depicted is what Jow Forums is.

And as for your next question, i'm trying really hard to fuck a milf man, but i'm 20 so I cant get into a bar. And online is going no where. I know i'm fucked up but I had a crush on my teacher in 7th grade and now I wont be able to die until I fuck a milf, doesn't even have to be hot just a mature.

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But it is though. Fire emblem too

I agree with not bragging about who you have sex with, but you're an anonymous guy, who tells a story about a milf without using her name, to people who probably live very far away.

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Get a cute puppy, go to park or just look for matures in grocery stores. Start as friends, but still ask if she is single asap.

I never thought about that. I guess i'll try it. Do you have any real experience and not just larping? Can you give me a rundown on how a conversation with a milf will go?

I value my virginity and I won't lose it with some used thot. Begone you filthy degenerate. Shoo shoo.

why do you value your virginity, especially if after 20?

sex really isnt that big of a deal. sometimes i dont feel that much of a difference between my hand and a girl (mentally). Just have sex, realize its not something to base your life around and spend your time lifting instead.

Milf asks if she can pet puppy or something along those lines, say yes he won't bite and walk with her. I have experience fucking a mature woman from work and I think the other one there really likes me, she treats me like a man rather than her son.
This all happened a week ago, I just talk to Stacies right now, not milfs.

because im a fag

why do you value getting your dick wet, especially if after 13?

I am the only one here who judges wether or not a mommyfu is hot.
post or she is ugly.

Why shouldn't he value his virginity?

Do you really want to listen to the ancient conquests of some random man online?

I want to not be awkward when people talk about relationships and sex.

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>driving past grade school at work
>those boomers talking about young girls getting wet
wtf dudes

no, man I'd rather do my own conquests, gonna fuck a random milf right now.

aight pretty nice, good job user

how did you meet her?

Work, she befriended me, very open and cool person. Fed me cookies, I think she was into me from the get go, dunno why I'm hideous and was awkward back then.

I look like shit, you have no excuse guys.

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Cut, lift, and stop using those hideous t-shirts.

Definitely, sex with her made me feel reborn. I just worked overtime this week and spent my days off talking to cute highchoolers to get used to girls.

This, I was quite disappointed my first time

can't fix that face though. Just look at his expression.

Yeah no matter the expression I look like I'm bout to shoot a kindergarten. Had pretty nice experience talking to girls so far, dunno what I was affraid off.

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Lifting change how good at talking to women or people in general you are retard
Now go back to plebbit and stay there

>dywan na ścianie

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Yeah it makes you better at it.
Never used reddit, I was wizchan regular.

>go onto Tinder and Bumble
>find maybe 10 women that are 35+
>2 of which I think were dudes
>3 of which had kids
>remaining 5 are alone for a good reason or possibly bots

So tell me where I'm gonna find mature MILF pussy to fuck again?

Just go outside.

No way, fag. I'm not spending money until I get to know someone first and make sure they're a decent investment

>wall carpet
based and slavpilled

greentext everything from first meeting to fucking. thanks daddy.

>skinnyfat 4/10 telling other people what they're missing out on for not fucking anything that lets you

Sure, user. Sure.

Nah it’s just baggage. You’ll put it down eventually.

5'7 manlet. You have no idea how fustrating it is to see girls mirin taller dudes when they are dyel as fuck, and just barely what you might consider attractive.

Although, I think my autism is the real issue. I barely ever meet new people. How do I make new friends Jow Forums?

I'm 27 years old and a kissless virgin never even been on a date or asked a girl out. I don't know if I'm actually an incel.

I'm ugly, skinny and a loser in every aspect of life which is the main reason I haven't even attempted to get with girls but honestly girls/women just seem really annoying to have to deal with

>make new friends
through work, make friends through friends or maybe join a club (i.e. book club if you like reading)

I seriously considered myself barely interested in sex, it wasn't that great even, but emotional clotheness felt great. It's something you have to try at least once and not with a hooker, but with a person you care about.
Befriend people at the gym obviously.

>admit you are incel and ask her to fuck you,

man i wish i could do that shit. i wish i could just go on tinder/another dating app and be honest, say im a weird and awkward virgin at 27 with a big dick (i do) and just want someone to use me