REMINDER in 2019 there is ZERO excuse for still being a manlet

You probably wouldn't be able to do most strenuous things, like running or sprinting, leg press or squats.

You'd go through life as a human eggshell.

Bizarre proportions in the after pic.

If you're going to do this, you need to get your arms and torso done too or you end up looking like a freak.

one guy got it done twice and breaks his shin 9 times a day manually to grow

youtube.com/watch?v=-VzscBeRtwo

remember being short is a choice now

Enjoy getting DVT and dying from pulmonary embolism, manlet.

Most lanklets do

This shit is fucked up....

t. 6'5
Im willing to give 1inch for 200k usd

Nice cope

How weak are your legs after this? I cant imagine you are able to do a lot of lifting or physical exercise after this.

yikes

>still not even 6'

>still a manlet
>but is now a crippled manlet
lmao at that major cope

Cope more, manlets

gondola mode

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>goes from 5'8 to 5'11
>willingly compromises his skeletal structural integrity so he can still be a manlet

that absolute amount of cope is laughable

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Laughable, cannot even squat anymore

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Still slightly shorter than me and I am dissatisfied with my own height

>still a manlet at 5'11

But why? Guy needed a psychologist not a surgeon.

still a manlet inside

Anyone doing that is in for intense pain for the rest of their lives, massive scaring and you will never be able to run or do leg exercises properly again.

>more tan
every time

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as much as it hurt to be a a handsome 5´9 manlet
arthritis for the rest of your life hurts more

also most of Jow Forumszens cant afford a 80k to 90k dollar op.

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No, there was a documentary about a guy who did that surgery. You can never lift heavy afterwards because the bone doesn’t heal in the same way juvenile bone develops. Iirc he got married and his wife said she wouldn’t have even paid attention to him if she met him when he was a manlet.

Your best bet as a manlet if you want to be tall is to wait for gene therapy. Or you know, get the fuck over it.
The real microdose is manlets learning to accept their height and not let it define their personalities, but they never learn.

it costs like 100 000 dollars more to do more than 8cm, not to mention your proportions would be like a fucking cartoon

I would rather be a 5'0 supreme manlet than fuck myself up with surgery like that. Just look at those freakish calves.

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that sounds interesting do you have the doc?

>being such a coping faggot that you spend 2 years salary just to look like a stretched out manlet
>still has the upper body of a dwarf

Natty 6'1", would never destroy my body over such vanity

Cannot find the video at the moment, but the article is about the same guy
dailymail.co.uk/health/article-2080771/Would-spend-34-000-3-INCHES-taller-Thomas-Keeper-thigh-bone-sawn-half-spent-months-hobbling-frame.html#article-2080771

>2 years salary
im sorry you are poorfag :(

>181 cm
>Still below 6'
Why did he bother even?

T. Dicklet

height > salary, sorry man. 1 inch height is worth 50k/year in terms of attraction, so I'm ~300k/year better off than the 5'7" guy in OP. Everyone who has ever met him knows he's short, and anyone who sees his t-rex arms/baby torso will quickly learn the same.

slenderman

>You are creating a new fracture in the bone every few days and the worry would be faulty healing. The new bone might not form completely, or heal in an unusual shape so that the bone becomes deformed. As a purely cosmetic operation, it’s not worth the risk.’

>But Thomas Keeper, 36, disagrees. A Canadian estate agent, he was 5ft 6in and had the operation two years ago to make him 5ft 10in. After his operation, he met Maggie, 26, who is 5ft 8in, via an internet dating site. By the time they met in person, he was 2in taller than her. They are now married and Maggie gave birth to their first child before Christmas.

>‘When I told my wife about the operation she said she would never have been interested in a guy shorter than her,’ says Thomas.

what a fucking blackpill

What would this guy look like sitting down?

>Thomas with his wife Maggie, who said she would not have dated him before the surgery

lmao sounds like he picked a real winner

Same, I like short girls.

Honestly feel bad for that dude, fucked up his body for the rest of his life to look slightly taller, insecurities can build to critical mass.

>teleport in front of him, use low center of gravity manlet force to kick him in the shin
>Bone splinters in 15 different places
>Run away, lanklet couldn't have even run before the kick
Noting presonell,.kid

and then his wife stays with the longshin cripple instead of moving on to a high leverage manlet

>the chad wheelchair bound lanklet vs the virgin functional manlet

and they say girls have unrealistic beauty standards yet here we have guys literally going through the most expensive surgery that will cripple them for life just to be a few inches taller. thank god I wasnt born a manlet...

How they make this surgery?

>lanklet
He's 5'11", that's still manlet territory.

5'9

"poor" cope user

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182 cm is 6' exactly. 181 is 5'11" and change. If you're using google for conversion, it's giving you 5.9, not 5'9", it's retarded that way.

when will americans star using the metric system just like every other first world nation ?

a mars satellite got burned up cuz you fags used inch instead of cm for the control values

Who the fuck knows. I'm a euro btw, I just spend a lot of time browsing tinder and this 'must be taller than 182cm' thing is happening here too.

>Almost all patients are in their 20s and 30s. And a third are women, many of whom want to be taller to pursue a career as a model, or because they say being under 5ft means they are ‘treated like children’.
So two-thirds of patients are men but they report it like a fucking women's issue? Imagine skewing statistics this much.

>tribal tattoos
>tiny dick
>5'11"
Sheesh. And just imagine the rehab, pain and weird proportions on top of that

On the flip side, it will probably be easier to hit max depth on squarts

>goes to east asia
>pays tens of thousands of dollars for some shady slant eye to cut open his legs and fuck around with his skeleton
>will probably be a cripple within 10 years
>can't do any demanding physical activity
>fucked up proportions and scarred up legs
>just to be able to look me in the eye
being a manlet must truly be hell on earth

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ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pubmed/20298828

It dosen't effect everyday actives and only impairs lifting by a little.

He looks all fucked up. Long ass shinbones lmfao, desu the manlet had more potential

Imagine spending 100k just to fuck up your legs so you can get more attention from vain women because you can't stand to settle down with a loyal 5' QT goblina

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Have fun being wheelchair bound at 60. Just stop being an insecure faggot and you'll be fine.

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>be me, 185cm average height
>see a tiny man hobbling in my direction
>he is in agony, screaming every few steps
>walking really funny
>can see the agony etched into his face
>stand in his way
>'oh hey buddy are you OK?'
>he looks up at me
>'Yeah haha I just had surgery to make me tall!'
>mfw

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id rather be short and cute uwu

Okay real talk, we all know this looks fucking ridiculous and the fact that you're that tall with arms that short is some uncanny valley shit, but for real now...

Can people who get this surgery do strenuous leg exercise afterwards? like, I'd be afraid to squat, or run, or jump or anything lest my shins explode. Has it happened?

>Manlet gets leg extending surgery
>hits legs too hard
>shins snap in 2
>gets foot attached at knee like king of the hill
>make up story about 50 men?

I REALLY want to see a side pic of this guy bent down in a squat position. I bet it would look wierd as hell and he would need assistance to do it. I cant stop trying to picture it. Does his torso now line up with his calves?

these threads should get banned already
fucking r9k and their cancer

Psychologists dont fix manletism

Nor does surgery, but maybe in 70 years that wont be the case

>buying internal stilts
Pathetic.

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>"Iirc he got married and his wife said she wouldn’t have even paid attention to him if she met him when he was a manlet."
>wtf why won't manlets just accept their lot in life?

His wife is a piece of garbage, she'll leave him once he ends up a cripple (or realizes there are tall men out there who don't have ridiculous stilt legs and crippling depression/insecurity). If you're short, just accept that you won't be chad and find a buxom 6/10 who makes you happy, and knows she can't find a genuine chad of her own.

He's only 5'10" anyway, imagine getting painful, expensive, life-changing surgery to still be a manlet.

he looks like a low budget cartoon

>had height gain surgery
>Still a manlet

LMAOing in 6’3

youtube.com/watch?v=NebfpTwjx5Q

>people in the comments actually wanting this shit for an extra 4 inches

holy fuck

That seems pretty expensive to have sex with you user

Bazinga!

kek

SAINT LAURENT PARIS

>is still a manlet
Lmao

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All of that just to be 181 cm manlet? In most countries you're a midget at 185 these days unless it's Asia.

181 is a bit over 5'11'', not 5'10

he will never squat again after that surgery

that's the main mistake americans make when converting measures, instead of converting something to feet and inches they just convert to feet and asume that the decimals are just inches.

I'm 5'8 and get laid a lot but don't get much matches in tinder desu. Just go out and talk with girls in bars lads. You're gonna make it.

Why I love being a manlet now

This is the saddest post I've ever read. You fuckin wish. Making money will always be better short or tall. You can find a woman who will actually not care or still like you or someone shorter than you, but you won't improve the quality of your life when you stay making shit money

See. Article says he's only 5'10

>as much as it hurts
So not at all? I'm 5'10 decently handsome nothing insane and have 0 issues going through life. Being little taller would be cool but nothing I lose sleep over or have been turned down for.

t. Manlet who thinks his dick is big compared to his body size, but is small compared to anyone 6' or more
IE. Coping Dicklet.

Why is it that bone density can be drastically improved with weight training and growth hormone, but supposedly people who get LL will inevitably have weak bones the remainder of their life?

Is it just an assumption that LL patients will be under too much muscle and tendon pain to ever redevelop their athletic faculties, which dooms them to having weak bones?

the delusion is unreal

No, they are mentioning some reasons why women pursue. Anyone can tell why men do, so they didn't need to say anything

Dating isn't even the worst part of being a manlet

Bone tissue can regain 100% of its initial strength after fracture, those posters are just poor retards.

Pound-force seconds vs Newton seconds, actually