>This is our second date, please don't leave already. I know the gym is important to you, but what about me? I already l-l... like you the way you are! P-please don't always stare down at your coffee, I took today off just for you. I think I really like you, user...
What do?
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if you two can't manage your own god damn time in order for your schedules to not clash, you both are god damn idiots.
There's time in the day to do everything and if you can't schedule it, you're a fuckwad. No excuses, towards yourself, towards the gym and towards your significant other.
leave the gains goblin on the spot. sage and reported btw
>I already l-l... like you the way you are!
>This is our second date, please don't leave already. I know the gym is important to you, but what about me? I already l-l... like you the way you are! P-please don't always stare down at your coffee, I took today off just for you. I think I really like you, user.
It's like you never heard anyone talk in real life, ever.
*pick up the coffee cup and throw it in her face*
THAT'S WHAT YOU GET, FUCKING ROASTIE
STILL NOT ENOUGH????? OKAY
*slams her fucking head onto the table until she's knocked out and starts pissing in her mouth*
YEAH THAT'S MORE LIKE IT BITCH
NOW FUCK OFF
*goes home*
this
>Sorry babe, the familiar train is callin' me. Gotta go home and ain't have much time left, you dig? If I'll be back, I'mma make up for it.
Have your priorities straight!
> yourself, your health and your training comes first
> your family comes 2nd
> your wife/gf comes 3rd
You don’t openly tell her this but if you prioritize right, she will like you even more because women only like men that have priorities, excluding the woman herself.
Then she has to work to get you to be with her and like her. Of course you make time time to love, cuddle and go on dates/dinners with her, but NEVER let go of yourself. AT THAT MOMENT you let her go before you in the priority order, she will loose ALL respect for you.
GLHF
I like myself the way i am now too, i need to keep going to the gym to keep this physique
>impying you need or that you are supposed to spend much time with your "significant other"
this tbqh family
one more rep
Wake up
great thread
>Don't worry, I don't go to gym during the day
Get ye gone
That's silly talk for a second date. Have you ever been on a second date?
>I think I really like you, user...
no you don't you fucking lying bitch
Well thank you very much, but I have a wife, as you already know. We can keep hanging out, but if you want anything more, you'll have to go through her first.
Based and slappilled
BEGONE THOT
YOU LIKE ME, THATS FUNNY
Sorry, I only like qt lolis.
Also who the fuck are you and why am I sitting here?
OP IS A WEEB FAGGOT
Wrong
>God
>self-improvement
>family
>gf
Yup, this truly is an incel board. I really feel bad for you guys who have never experienced love and likely never will if you keep this up.
I like men, sorry
I want her as my daughter
GIVE ME A FUCKING DAUGHTER TO LOVE, CUDDLE AND BREED WITH NOW
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
i dont know where to start with how wrong you are on this shit.
>golden showers with the girl in OP's video
>we piss in each other's mouth
>sometimes she gets really thirsty in the morning but is too comfy to get up, so I tell her "it's okay princess, just open your mouth" as she smiles at me and I let my special yellow juices flow down her throat whereafter the two of us nap until 4PM
...
>2 years later
>it's time to mate
>impregnating her so she'll have daughters to cheer her up when I'm not there
>licking up the juicy fluids when her water breaks
>cutting off the umbilical cord and wrapping it around my cock the next time I breed her for extra luck
A man can only dream, bros.
im the first post and I have expirienced love and if your SO doesn't understand you and your goals, motivations etc. etc. you two are not meant to be. Get a queen who will support you and understands you.
Who keeps filming these fucking pov gf videos. Stop playing with my heart. Deere.
Not giving up your hobbies, dreams, and life at the whims of some girl does not make you an incel.
Wake up
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You two should be separate people with separate goals, ideals and motivations, but you two are growing and working together towards building an empire. You shoouldn't fix him/her, you should allow them to be their own person and work next to them, filling in the blanks they're missing.
Untill you realize this, you will never be in a REAL relationship.
Based and mentalpilled
Imagine being so far gone you construct this scenario as if even a single aspect of it is remotely how human beings actually interact in the real world. Like this might be the most autistic thing I’ve ever seen. I think you need a computer break user
>breed
user, I..
God thats hot. Ive done some pee stuff but its kinda awkward to bring up with a chick but its pretty hot desu. Makes my peepee very hard when I give cunningulus to my gf after she pees.
The first part was hot. The second part is wierd
based and daughterpilled
I'd marry mine and raise her to be a perfect mini wifey desu
you think you're not coming along you obese DYEL? I'm not gonna pull my dick out of your ass until it squats 3plate.
Based
SHUT UP
Bitch are you honestly expecting that from a second date?
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Now seriously, go fuck yourself with these shitty threads. As some other user said, there is time for everything.
imagine if he could scream, how horrifying the sound would be
if you'd fuck an embryo would it be pedophilia since it's not an official human yet?
by liberal standards, it would be completely okay. to them it would probably be the equivalent of fucking a steaming pile of shit, weird, but not amoral.
This guy gets it. True words, user. True words.
didnt this girl unironically do a blacked scene?
most white girls have
Too much anime you fag
>anime
nah senpai
Who goes on a date before gym? You go to the gym in the morning or at lunch, you date in the evening. How fucking difficult is that?
what is this image trying to convey?
God I hate cutting, even this shit makes me hungry
>taking the day off for a second date
Dumb bitch
>I like you the way you are
>No girl will ever say that to you
I FUCKING HATE ROASTIES SO MUCH
>not going to the gym before a date to get a good pump
>expecting to leave a date without hooking up
incles amirite?
pump her full of my cum behind the store next to the dumpster then go train
You wish nigger
>tfw home gym master race
Disgusting. Looks like a fucking alien.
>>cutting off the umbilical cord and wrapping it around my cock the next time I breed her for extra luck
I saved my first kids umbilical cord, dehydrated it, and put it on my keychain. Then we got a dog and my dog ate my whole fucking set of keys, probably because it thought the umbilical cord was food. Got the keys out after a trip to the vet but most of the cord was gone.
My wife and I decided to keep the cord in the first place in case our kid ever dies, we'll have a piece of her to remember her by. My wife also made a necklace out of a small piece of it.
I'm too much of a sperg to know if this is funny or sad
its erotic
Girls will eventually get over this clingy behaviour if they are not insane. Spend some damn time with the women but still keep to your workout schedule. Invite her to come with you sometimes, if she declines then she is refusing to hang out with you not the other way around.
jordan is a good honest girl she is not for pump and dump!
>blocks her path
Based
> Kills you with her cuteness
skip the day and double workout tomorrow, obviously