How tf do i get a body like this without going to the gym, Jow Forums?

how tf do i get a body like this without going to the gym, Jow Forums?
also im a bit overweight my BMI is 26 and i have little to no muscle mass
please help!!

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faggot

just stop eating

thats too hard
i'd rather eat and do some exercises at the same time

>starts thread with this pic
>"how do i get body like this"
>thread gets archived
>another retard starts the same thread again

i dont go to Jow Forums that often and im not aware of this
sorry

Do meth and get electrolysis for your body hair.

can i ask what other source than fit you have for this pic. asking for a friend

Don't ask me how I know this but I believe it's "Broccolibutts". No homo tho haha

from another board
not sure which one though

>not going to the gym
>eating less is 'too hard'
You're not gonna make it, bud.

>this thread again
Starve yourself + do cardio and take girl pills

Do meth or get full blown AIDS

Why does this image keep getting posted? He looks like every skeleton on Jow Forums that's trying to bulk, myself included.

im willing to exercise i just hate gyms
>girl pills
nope im not risking becoming an abomination
bost tummy faggot

lmao and I'm thinking how to get rid of such a body

okay maybe i dont wanna be like this guy
i just want to be like pic related

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post your probably not like this just skinny and goss

This dude must be weak as fuck, one of my friends (5'5, 90 lbs) is like him if not worse and i'm trying to convince him that being borderline anorexic isn't really healthy

but at least he's cute

even though the OP pic is slim, smooth, and 100% twink, you need to be aware that there's probably a lot of maintenance involved in keeping a sweet subby body like that. this guy is shaven all over (which probably requires constant mansculpting on the regular to look sleek and feminine), but in addition he legit has a phenomenal form for being a homo twink. it's probably the lighting that makes his abs look so good, but regardless I'd bet you he does cardio on the regular and eats very little to maintain that skinny body. I'm not into that stuff, but I've got a few of twink buddies at my Uni who have very similar routines.

>tl;dr eat very little (

wow I thought this board being full of homoscum was just a meme

noted, thank you very much
im not sure about the rest but i personally dont go to this board often

Cardio and eat only cum.

>eat only cum
sure bro wanna u donate ?

>sure bro wanna u donate ?
yeah im also mentally retarded