Has Jow Forums ever cold approached a girl in the gym?

I totally would, but it’s not worth it if she has a boyfriend or something and gets me kicked out of the gym I’ve been going to for 15 years

sounds logical but the topic of the convo never matters in cold approaches.

if someone is into you they’ll do whatever it takes to hold your attention

>see qt miring me
>want to say hi but pussy out
>think next time i’ll say something
>never see her again

AHHHHHHH
don’t be like me bros

>ask for her number
enjoy you're rape charge this is 2018

A really young thot, seemed like 16ish. WAS STARING AT ME the whole time, I kid you not, I was looking at her in the mirror and she didnt look to the sides, didnt do anything else but stare.

Eventually came to me (I was doing diddy lifts) and she also did diddy lifts. She was gesturing something, softly, expecting me to approach her.

but I went to the barbell area, she receded but STILL WAS STARING. Eventually the bench besides me was open, she took it and was doing just regular exersizes...

I was looking at the muslim dude to my side and was like "god what a whore" and I felt a slight nod into my direction lol

>Hey, my name is user. I've seen you here a couple of times and I think you're really pretty. Want to grab something to drink sometime?

What's so hard about this OP? If she responds with
>I have a boyfriend / I'm not interestec etc.
Just say
>Okay, just take it as a compliment then. Have a nice day

So you save face if you're denied. There's literally no downside to this, just do it you spineless faggot

you sound like a serial killer

Bro that's not a cold approach. She's giving choosing signals, go talk to her next time

>choosing signals
what

>t. beta male

How so?

>"hello, I hope this isnt weird, I just wanted to say that you look very pretty"
>she says thanks or some shit
>"are you from -insert town-?"
>yeah you fucking idiot we went to school together
>"cool so anyways you wanna get some coffee sometime?"
>just fucking kill me

>"do you come here often"

I started going to the gym on my base and my first time there a cute girl came up and asked if it was my first time and showed me how to do a few machines.
We talk every time we see eachother now and she sees me sometimes in the food room and says hi and eats with me.

:)

Have you learnt nothing from Jow Forums? Just shout "u mirin?"

>this one qt eyefucks me every time i see her

It more like youre so desperate that you are seeing signs that arent there. I hope you have another gym you can go to once you find out the hard way.

Hi crab. Is it nice in that bucket?

You sound more miserable than me! Thanks for making my day better :)

She's challenging you for dominance, you need to piss on the machine she's using to reassert your authority.

>QT eyefucks me as I eyefucks her
>See her looking at me a lot, she looks away
>works out near me
Really wanna say something and approach these sloots, however:
>I'm too autistic
>I'm in a relationship
>I'm too autistic to manage a side ho and a relationship

based

No, because I can't tell if they're mirin or just looking at me like "wtf is he doing". So I just keep to myself and do my training. Feels lonely man.

>ask her what she does to get such a great ass because your gf is also trying to improve in that area

then just introduce yourself, thank her and walk away like you have no interest. play the long con user...

don't be crabby

ask her to smell her farts in a non-creepy, casual way

I really want to do this, but I feel awkward as there are always other guys around and getting rejected would be embarrassing as I'd be going back to the gym afterwards anyway

>tfw used to hit on girls by approaching them and saying 'how about the weather...... IN DILI, TIMOR-LESTE' and would whip out my phone and start loudly announcing that i was searching for weather in Timor Leste
>would try to hit on them further by saying 'maybe we should go on a Dili-Dinner-Date to discuss it more?'
>rejected every time

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Women decide whether they like you within the first 5 seconds of talking to them. So make it count if you do it.

You have to have an innocent excuse to break the talk barrier, like asking if she's done with a machine or handing her something she dropped. Then when you break the talk barrier, go back to acting disinterested for a couple days. Now the next time you talk it's not weird because you've already broken the talk barrier. By not escalating immediately and appearing disinterested you've made yourself non-threatening and comfortable in her presence. It's like taming a wild horse by playing it cool and pretending you're totally not going to try and mount it once you get close and comfortable.

"nice asshole holder you have there, can you stop cleaning it for a few days and then let my tongue slide inside it while you perform a leg curl?"

there you go, infallible

Nah i just stare at them in the mirror while licking my lips to signify interest

>Hi I see you in here all the time and thought I should introduce myself, I'm user

my female vagina is moist. can confirm.

Nice to hear some reasonable advice

marshalla brother

>boyfriend
Yeah getting kicked out of the gym isn't fun, but after 15 years wouldn't you want to switch it up a bit? I hope I'm not at the same gym I am now in 5 let alone 15 years

>Hi. Nice weather today, huh?
>Yep!
>It's the nicest day in a while and I was thinking of going downtown and having dinner outside/outdoorfest/etc. Wanna come?

Have a plan when attacking. Generals don't just storm the gate and call it a day...they have a plan for occupation.

Before I got a home gym this girl told my friend that she thought I was cute, but she stopped talking to me bc she kept telling my friend to do this retarded workout and I kept telling him not to.

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Why does this bitch look underage. I wouldn't want anything to do with her. No pedo

-10
She looks 18-19 senpai

add this to the Jow Forums pick-up lines image

Better to stay loyal user

Yeah I've been getting mired hard at gyms for years and I finally got fed up and decided I'd go for it the next time some girl mired me hard enough.

The next day I went to the gym and pic related girl started working out next to me mirin hard, so I decided I'd go for it when she went to get water or leave the gym

I was so nervous basically went like this:

>h-hey you're pretty cute, surprised I've never seen you here before
>oh haha thanks I've actually been coming here for like 2 years but kinda inconsistent
>oh cool maybe I'm the one missing out, I just moved here a few months ago and only go to this gym on weekends and go to another one that's closer to my work during the week
>talk about work for like 1 min
>well anyways I j-just wanted to say hi and see if maybe you wanted to get food or a drink sometime
>haha sure! here's my number

TL;DR after that is we go on a date, turns out she's 27 and I'm only 22 which throws my game off pretty bad. Also her being really hot threw me off. Still manage to kiss her a bit at the end but she ends up texting me a week later that the age difference is too much. Thank you for reading my blog, let me know if you have any questions

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Just pretend you already talked to her in your mind, then go:
- Hey, I often see you here, seems like we have the same schedule *smile*, my name is YYY, what's yours?
- Hey, I'm XXX, nice to meet you
- So since how long do you come to this gym?
- Oh I'm coming since blablablabla
Then the discussion should go alright.

Just try to be funny but if nothing funny comes to your mind just be releax, if she keep the discussion running and show signs of interests just continue the discussion and at the end ask her "do you have a number?". Don't make it an interrogatory or tryhard though.

If she seems like she wants you to leave or relaunch the conversation just say "well it's nice knowing you, now I can put a name on a face" and go back to your routine.

It's all about feeling if she is interested or not, if she rejects you then it's alright too, it happens to every men, even Chad occasionally.

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At least you tried and got some experience and success user.

Then you follow up with asking about her training program etc.. In which she probably have no idea about, then you start mansplaining a bunch of Jow Forums jargon to her and giving her tips like ss + gomad

A woman will know after 20sc of interaction if she wants to fuck you or not, in short if she feels tingles... or not.
If you have a good vibe from the beginning just go for the home-run.

I would love it if a man approached me like that (granted the interest is mutual)

So what? If you succeed they will be impressed. If you fail they may actually still be impressed that you had the courage. If they judge, who cares? I know this sounds cliché but they are just some randos at the gym. Why do you care if they judge you for asking a girl out? Honestly the only type of guy who would judge you for that is some beta cuck. Go for it, user.

Why is she a whore if she had a crush on you and wanted to talk to you dumbass? I would have been flattered even knowing she was too young for me to do anything

>do you have a number?
>no
>ok sorry
>turn 360 degrees and run away

Unless they are fucking 15 years old they will at best laugh sympathetically at it when talking with their bros or just don't give a fuck.
You underestimated how self absorbed most people are, if anything like this user says they will be impressed.

As long as you don't cry, ragequit or sperg nothing bad will happen.

Everyone at my gym is friends with me. Even girls who are new will see everyone being social with me and eventually ask a question or say hello. Just the other day a girl invited me to a venue she was djing at and i dont even know her name.

You guys must be new to your gyms or lifting in general if people dont just naturally gravitate to you.

>see qt
>start talking
>has kid is single mom
>ohwell.jpg
>see her and her kid the next week
>niglet

mfw

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“how’s the weather”
>get answer
“cool. soo do you like sex?”
>get answer
“me too”

congrats on your friendzone

>anybody talking to anybody at the gym
what kind of shithole are you from?

Yup, it was really a great experience overall. I could not believe that it was possible to go on a date with a girl that hot from the gym that easily. Next time I'll be more calm about everything

>turn 360 degrees and run away
If you do that you will run into her user.

But hey there is no safe way to get a girl user, at some point you have to risk a part of your ego.
If she says "no" you just have to come back with some sarcastic comment like "oh shit I must have accidentally been teleported in the 80s, nevermind, have a good day" (this is shit but I'm not a native english speaker, there are likely more witty things to), this will just be a fun story to tell to Jow Forumsbro.

That said most women avoid direct confrontation and aren't this cunty (notably the young ones), especially if it's a male stranger and she has no idea what his reaction will be.
She will likely just give you her number and then ghost you after 2 messages if she's polite hoping you are not a dumbass and understood she isn't interested.

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throw bumper plates at her

>started going to the gym on my base
Motherfucker my unit trained twice daily in addition to unit PT sessions. Everyone was built as fuck, you need to be to carry a 240 and thousands of rounds, full battle rattle, ruck, in the burning sun. What kind of POG faggot are you?

Show bob whore

>don’t cry, ragequit or sperg nothing bad will happen
Jokes on you i do all three

Should have taken her to McDonald’s For a happy meal then take the toy and leave her ass. Prais allah

ask her if her bike seat is adjusted correctly or whatever, and ppretemnd to fix it so yoi can sniff it. where her ass has been

>mirin?
>user, what is mirin?

merlin

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Take my advice, walk over and say

Hey what's up, you're really cute. Can I get your phone number?

Try to keep your spaghetti in your pockets and good luck

>used to be scrawny incel and got no female attention
>became handsome
>got swole
>go to uni gym
>get mired by grills
>if mires happen multiple times I will make eye contact and make a disgusted face or scowl
>mfw I have no idea how to respond positively to female attention

>be me
>meet chick at gym while back
>One of my gymbros was talking to her
>so I kind of walked through the conversation
>we got along good and talked for ~3 weeks before she dropped that has long dist bf
>we still talked pretty frequently
>she initiates conversations with me sometimes too so I know I can't be that obnoxious
>eventually she leaves because new job further away from gym
>2-3 months go by with no attempt from either of us at contacting each other
>one day around her area for work
>hit her up on fb
>chat on and off over the weekend
>we talked about that area, how the gym's been
>she told me what apartment complex she lived in
>ask her if she wanted to hangout sometime
And was totally unfriended and blocked 100%. I expected a no because technically she had a bf, but I didn't think I had said anything that crazy to require a response like that. I have even asked chick who I am friends with who already have a bf if they want to split an apartment, and they didn't sperg out.

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Creepy desu

>"oh shit I must have accidentally been teleported in the 80s, nevermind, have a good day"
lmao what

Me or her reaction?

which do you think

rejection is better than not trying
granted trying on text message/dm is low risk low success
were you supposed to just have pleasant text conversations forever?

her overreacting obviously, but that strong of a reaction did put me in the mindset that I did something terribly wrong

that's why you ask them out during the first 5 minutes or you don't

help me breh
prettier version of gal gadot was on the lat machine, I asked if she was done with the cables which she was just using and she tried to say "yes" but her voice didn't come out, just the facial movement.
Does it mean shes into me, not into me or too exhausted to make noise?

thanks broski, looks like in order to get a shit ton of replies I have to be a fucking 17 year old fuck and give the shittiest advice who knew

>H-hey so are you like working out?
This place is full of plebbitors. Get out

How old are you? If you are 22 or younger, 16 yr olds are fair game IMO

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I laughed way too hard. Also, I'm sorry user.

Sunshine
>oh it's so clear outside today what a nice day for a run or something
Rain
>does the rain ever get you in a bad mood?
Snow
>ever try any winter sports?
Cold
>I hope you brought your jacket!
Hot
>be sure to hydrate wouldn't want that sweet pussy drying out on me

How fucking brain dead do you have to be to not be able to start a conversation?

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