I have a super high pitched voice for a man. HOW THE FUCK DO I GO DEEPER FIT
High Pitched Voice
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No Fap, SS+GOMAD
This picture is so pathetic. I dropped some testosterone by looking at it
>SS+GOMAD
What does SS mean? I know gallon of milk a day but why tf is that going to help
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start directly injecting high testosterone mans semen into you voice box works wonders
I went from a smoll girly girls voice to that people don't even hear my voice its so deep so I have talk super high pitched for me
I can shatter glasses if I shout
kek
Unironically nofap
He got his asian ex waifu, and she got a fat paycheck.
I haven't not jerked off for more than 7 days at one time
Literally just practice it, I also do this thing where I rumble my vocal chords and try to make them rumble lower. If you do it with your mouth open it almost sounds like a burp. Speak from the front of your face though, not your throat or you'll just sound like someone insecure about their voice and trying to do the "BOOMING VOICE" thing. For me nofap helps a bit, but maybe that's just extra confidence. You're not gonna naturally sound like Arnold or The Rock, but you can definitely sound more grounded and lower.
I once heard Morgan Freeman talking about yawning a lot attain his characteristic, deep voice.
OP, why are you considering this to be a problem instead of an opportunity?
Can you sing? Would you consider taking voice lessons and learning to be a professional singer? You might well have Tenor or better range, and if you have a nice tone you could go far as a vocalist.
Don't pass up an opportunity to leverage a natural talent, OP.
NoFap for seven days
Fap
repeat
did you just make that?
kek, dude you have a plastic voice that could get you a lot of money
dont worry OP listen to my words of wisdom
Yeah, thanks user. My voice is one of my defining characteristics.
chug a fat glass of scolding hot water
Based & redpilled
this is my voice am i plastic
No way that’s your real voice
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Well, I try to speak a bit clearer than normal when I record, but it is my natural pitch.
he is saying become a hero, be a nazi. seig heil, SS!
lmao at the end
Drink whisky and scotch
squeeze your taint and asshole while you talk. /thread
I know you're being serious and all, but I just can't help but giggle at the word "taint" :D
A high pitched voice didn't hold back Big Ronnie from lifting this heavy-ass weight.
Agreed. Follow the path of ronnie coleman and muhammad ali, OP
Neat
Dude nofap has no effect on vocal cords. Whatever effect you THINK nofap has on your voice can be attained through conscious effort.
Morgan isn't stupid, but this was a stupid thing he said.
Also dumb.
Op - speak slower, and TRY to speak in a deeper voice. Don't go 100% at first, just speak a little lower AND SPEAK SLOWER.
The environment you were raised in effects your voice as well, but only through a very changeable, physical way that you do have control over. For example, if you were raised around all women, your voice will be naturally higher and quicker because that's the tone you were used to. Just speak slower and deeper. I was raised around all women and I remember when someone joked about me sounding like a girl on the phone (I was in my 20's), I put in conscious effort and it took no time at all. Girls say they like my voice, whether I'm banging them or not. I'm still self conscious about my voice, but can objectively say no one has ever said anything about it since I started speaking slower and deeper. Girls have even asked me to send them voice clips because they miss hearing me.
Everyones vocal cords do have a limit though, so if you think your max isn't enough, consider surgery. Apparently it is pretty quick and easy.
B&R
>HOW THE FUCK DO I GO DEEPER
I didn't know you had a tiny cock as well, but it shouldn't be a surprise if you have a small voice
None of this shit works, anyone who says that is like the self improvement virgin from the virgin vs chad meme.
OP, the best thing was speaking loudly and like singing whilst tilting my head straight up till y ok u feel your thyroid area stretching, you may lose your voice a little for one day, stop afterwards and wait for your throat to heal (you dont want scratchy drill sergeant voice).
Do this until you reached yo or desired results to just remember to take breaks.
I used to have a high soft voice, when I was about 16 I started doing this for less than a week and never had to do it again and bam, i had the deepest voice in my entire class.
Here's the video I watched :
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Also to all you faggots saying to shoot up testosterone, do no fap, and drink milk I bet you're all a bunch of larpers
Also based, didnt see this post while I was typing mine. Definitely works too.
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Get over it, people will be able to tell if you fake it
>implying arnold and the rock have deep voices
Fuck off with that negativity. If you fake it till you make it - then you've made it, so you aren't faking it.
Get off Jow Forums bro. If being negative is your first response to anything, then you need to fix yourself.
How is it negative to accept what you can’t change? if he fake’s his voice and it is inconsistent he will look like a try hard faggot. Telling someone to bulk up with milk and lift to change his voice is like telling someone to take steroids so they’ll grow taller. Try hard faggot
Short sharp jabs to your throat will deepen the voice over time
SMOKE
R8 my voice. Do I need to make voice gains?
>How is it negative to accept what you can’t change?
Because this is not a thing he can't change. I am literally proof, and I never use the word "literally" in a figurative manner, that this can be changed. This is a very simple thing, you are making it seem like a part of his natural being, like someone born without an arm or something. This is not his basic instinct, this was a learned behavior. The exact same reason you speak english instead of swahili - its how people around you spoke. The exact same reason you have the dialect you have, instead of southern or canadian, or british (assuming you aren'tany of those), even though all those territories speak the same language. All of this was learned.
>if he fake’s his voice and it is inconsistent he will look like a try hard faggot
You are jumping to conclusions based off a very negative, skewed perspective. What you think is 'you' is only a culmination of the experiences you have had. These can be changed by exploring new experiences
>Telling someone to bulk up with milk and lift to change his voice is like telling someone to take steroids so they’ll grow taller. Try hard faggot
Was this ever said by myself, or anyone in this thread? I never said this, but you responded to me, implying you are responding to something I said. You are making up garbage because you can't refute the central point. You sound like Fox news right now. Just because you need to clutch at straws does not mean you have made any reasonable argument.
What I am saying is not rocket surgery. Speak slower. Deepen your voice a little bit. It's not something so crazy to immediately disregard.
Btw, I've been in the military a good long while, nearly 10 years. When giving commands, this is a specific direction that is taught to us. Think of a movie where the instructor of basic training is yelling at people. I have literally learned that in order to be an NCO. Speak slower, speak from the diaphragm.
resources on speaking from diaphragm more? Been to PLC but gotta go again soon, know Im no gunny but want a command voice that isnt faggy.
>vocaroo.com
your voice sounds fine, but slightly forced and why are you breathing so much?
Sega Saturn duh
just becuase you aren’t able to recognize a reasonable argument doesn’t mean it isn’t there. You are right about one thing though, I do have personal experience with this. I’ve seen people try to artificially lower their voice and it works out fine, untill they stop thinking about it and there natural voice comes out. Cringey as fuck. Especially cringey when you are aware of it and you can see them going back and forth. This guy is not gonna be barking orders at people. He’s gonna be talking casually to people and when he starts talking of the top off the top of his head his real voice is gonna come out. And if you read the fucking thread you would realize that the first couple replies were people saying: “bulk up and your voice will get deeper.” You didn’t say that specifically but you were saying he should try and those were the methods endorsed by the thread.
you sound like boogie but not fat
How do I speak from my diaphragm?
1)scream a lot
2) learn to sing
3) smoke
>just becuase you aren’t able to recognize a reasonable argument doesn’t mean it isn’t there.
I am able to recognize a reasonable argument, and yours is not there. You are what's known as "blue" in leadership school (as opposed to orange, gold, or green). You argue emotionally. You think because you "feel" a certain way, it must be warranted, when in reality, your argument is based usually entirely off emotion rather than logic. I am "green", notorious for being more logic and rationally driven, and much less in tune with emotions. Green and gold are the best for the military. We can make the hard decisions that normies would stutter or pause on. Too many of you faggots are polluting the current military. I am not worried about you thinking I'm the best, so I will tell you right now: people who are part Gold/orange are the best for military. They relate to troops, yet value structure. I found out recently that my mother raised me in a closet for the first 4 years of my life, which explains why I have had issues making social connections in my early years. Those first 7 years mean a lot in mental development. I say and act as someone who is not concerned with you joining my "tribe". You speak as someone who ate dinner at a table with a family while growing up.
America has a big issue with being emotionally driven. I have been to over 20 countries and can say we need to harden the fuck up. We are way too emotionally driven as individuals, and only the higher stations of leadership are the ones who put that aside, which is why they control the masses - even if they are shitheads and should not be making decisions for us. I like to think I am a left leaning progressive, but I completely understand why the higher echelons of power in the main parties both look at regular people as cattle. If a "person" cant react as anything besides a lower minded beast with instinctual reactions, why should they waste their time on you? Control your emotions.
He's probably a hatfish. Fucking hairlet had it coming.
>This guy is not gonna be barking orders at people. He’s gonna be talking casually to people and when he starts talking of the top off the top of his head his real voice is gonna come out. And if you read the fucking thread you would realize that the first couple replies were people saying: “bulk up and your voice will get deeper.” You didn’t say that specifically but you were saying he should try and those were the methods endorsed by the thread.
Even better. That means he will not be STRESSED WHEN SPEAKING. I publicly speak multiple times a week. Have you ever spoken to a room full of officers regarding which fighter jets to go attack ISIS and had to argue with people way above your rank in regards to why they are wrong? My methods have literally affected the war on ISIS. Convincing people to not pick the pride and joy of their unit vs the one that actually performs better was made easier for me because I SPOKE SLOWER, AND DEEPENED MY VOICE - while speaking to men with masters degrees who have been in the military three times longer than me. They may seem like leaders, but they don't see the raw data like I do. They inly worry about appearance. Who cares about appearance when actual results are needed? I am telling you literally what needs to be done. This is the path you must follow. Not touching your peepee because FUCKING Jow Forums said so will not give you the voice you want. Holy shit, wtf... how is this even an argument? How did we become so emotional?
This is bait right? If not you are one hell of a window licker
Nice argument. You really diffused me with all those points.
I took a play out of your book and ignored them
>You speak as someone who ate dinner at a table with a family while growing up
it always blew my mind as a kid that people actually did this. usually we'd just make our own food and/or eat at our own times.
voice pitch doesnt matter, it's how u act that matters. Just look at hampton brandon, he has a high pitched voice and hes alpha as fuck.
So what was the name of your leadership school?
And when/where did you serve in the military?
If you're over 18 you have no hope of changing it no matter how much test you inject.
BRAAAAAAPPPP
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Thanks! Saved that image in my western downfall folder.
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one of many side effects of test is vocal cord hypertrophy
Don't force a deeper voice, it'll ruin your throat. Google diaphragm exercises. Won't make your voice deeper, but it will sound richer and more resonant.
Dunno dude. I have a naturally deep voice
I have a deep monotone voice and some of the best sales guys i know have high voices. Fucking sucks, makes normies think I want to kill them. Absolutely kill it in Sales with monotone weirdos like me. I’m the facts guy. I tell people what they need to hear. If they want a warm and fuzzy guy they can find someone else
You’re a fucking idiot. Nofap increases test which directly lowers your voice, cheese-cock.
Start smoking.
>Nofap increases test
For a week. Then it goes right back to what it was before your arbitrary goal was set.
>going 2x6 weeks instead of 10 weeks.
Your "command" voice will always be faggy, you disgusting candidate.
Starting strength you fucking newfag
Learn how to project and use your chest/diaphragm when talking.
If I don't have a diaphragm can I just borrow my sister's?
Sounds like that guy from advertisments.
Look up FtM tranny voice tutorials on Youtube.
Kevin Perjur?
You need to scar your vocal chords. Scream. Smoke cigarettes. Drink whiskey.
It's literally a Jow Forums meme you impressionable little queer
Holy fuck you sound like markiplier
speed screeches
straight shota, surefier way to boost test naturally
Wtf does putting your tongue on the roof of your mouth do
>Tfw have an almost equal distribution in all the colors.
My uncle who does this shit for the gubmint had me take the test while I was staying with him. Shit's pretty darn accurate. My brother is totally more of a logical/green kind of guy and it shows with how he acts with his GF and it's way more effective desu than when I tried to appeal to my ex's emotional side and just ended up being a little bitch.
SS means the Schützstaffel. They've gone underground and have many lifting secrets. I myself joined about 2 years ago. Me and my friend Hans have gone up to 200kg with a 10% body fat. I recommend joining.
High proof alcohol and an unhealthy addiction to cigars or high tar cigarettes works
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vocaroo is being a shit
dude are you PewDiePie
Scream into a pillow every day until you sound like Tom Waits.
"no u"
really nice.
dont have to work on anything man
Holy shit can you do some Patrick Bateman for us please
loser
voice is objectively changeable otherwise why do accents exist its obvious jebronies