I just want to be a reminder to all, mind your colon! I have a poor diet, and guess what. I got a crazy anal fissures. I can't work, I can't sit can barely walk. The doctor fucking asked if I've been having anal sex. Do you know how embarrassing that is!? My anus looked homosexual!!! I was crying hard. No it's my diet, and hemorrhoids from me forcing my shits every time. Tore those big fuckers up.
This is my wake up call. 2019 is almost here. I vow to change! Healthy diet, drop the weight, get good!!! Anyone else get a wakeup call story?
you can lie to your doc but not to us bro, we know you've been indulging in the dark arts
Connor Russell
I am not gay. If homosexuals want to indulge that is their perogative. They are free to do so. They just won't go to heaven.
Adrian Allen
what the fuck were you eating? did you swallow entire cobs?
Jeremiah Young
Had similar wake up call half a year ago, had fears it was colon cancer, turns out it was just hemorroids. Good diet, proper hydration and steady fiber supply solved it for me
Gavin Perez
I'm Mexican and hemorroids are part of the Mexican every day life. You'll be fine.
Evan Bennett
>on Jow Forums >has anal fissures >claims to not be a faggot
stop pushing so hard eat more fiber; some oatmeal or metamucil is a good start it should heal on its own in 2-4 weeks
Connor Williams
>hemorrhoids part of everyday life of Mexican WRONG With all the tortillas and frijoles in our diet, you should be eating easly more than 28g of fiber a day, the only way to get constipated is if you completely negate water and and eat almost no soups
Nathaniel Ross
i remember a night of heavy drinking
i whiped my it off. blood all over the paper. totally unexpected. but i did my best and went to class late, even had a little insult to injury after. good experience
Tyler Fisher
>Not using a squat plug lol every time.
Ian Gutierrez
>more fiber in your diet >take your time with poos, don't force them >soak your rectum in sitz bath for 20 minutes daily >after every shit wipe like normal and at the end wipe your butt with some toilet paper soaked in witch hazel, it will fucking burn but it will help your tears heal and shrink your hemorrhoids source - got a nasty tear + hemorrhoids that took almost a year to heal from squatting 455 and accidentally pushed with my rectum instead of clenching buttcheeks like you're suppose to
Jack Harris
>small tear in the lining of the anus
Polished anus syndrome. Quit wiping like mad to get those faint brown lines on the tp. You've already gone too far once you start seeing red.
If you recognize the dietary causes, work to eliminate them. Otherwise get on with your day and shower after work or the gym or whatever you're doing.
Gabriel Flores
you can't just /thread in your own post, you gigantic faggot. at least pretend to be another user.
Adrian Morris
Loving this thread , nice one OP
Luke Roberts
GOPHAD
Gallon of Psyllium Husk a Day
Leo Ward
>tfw had to turn over natty card because of cortisol up the butt for a fissure
Cooper Cooper
i got hemorrhoids from squats
twice, after the 2nd time i vowed to never do a weighted squat again in my life, and my ass is now fine
Joseph Adams
/thread
Isaac Miller
Either eat fibers or use a plug, If you're a homosexual you shouldn't even have this problem to begin with.
Jackson Jackson
Based and metapilled.
Charles Turner
Jewish victim using the hebrew "sodom" and /threading himself Do humanity a favor and off yourself before 2019
Jordan Morales
I had a hemorrhoid removal operation, most painful thing ever, and the pain last for a good 2 month before getting slightly better. The doctor also asked me if I was having anal sex, I feel you bro
Carson Thompson
I get a sharp pain in my ass every now and then. Sometimes once a month, sometimes twice a month my ass feels like it's getting stabbed repeatedly by a knife and I can't do anything but go on my tippietoes and grimace until it goes away.
Had fissures for a couple months back in college. Never saw a doctor, because I was a dumb kid nervous about having some guy staring into my asshole, and because I'm American and couldn't afford it anyway. Made a whole lot of smoothies for a while and cleaned myself in the shower after every shit, eventually it healed up, but man it was a nightmare for a while.
