Mire thread

Have you gotten any mires this holiday season Jow Forums?

>tfw aunt said I was very handsome

tahnk you auntie I appreciate it

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An old lady at the gym asked how much I was pulling on my diddlies

F for aunties

>Got a new haircut style
>No one mentioned it

I did actually, yeah
At work and in my whites, serving the scoops of ice creams. This stunning redhead comes up to me
>sadly my boss doesn’t believe me and I owe him $50
This chick asks me what sort of creaming I can give her, I stutter that she can swallow whatever she wants
See. My boss is trying to get me into hook up culture and made a bet with me over it.
So it’s my house, I’m balls deep in her and she’s moaning my name.
As I cum I take a pic with my phone but she gets angry and leaves.
The photo is blurry but I’ll try to show it to my boss and win the bet.

post it or bullshit

based auntie

>girls at work ask me to lift anything heavy
>user are you like into fitness teehee
>user you're so strong
>user you are suave
Literally the only thing that makes work bearable is the ego boosting

Post it faggot

At my first D&D game in friend's apartment a few days ago. Some compliments I received:
>Damn user, you're so buff!
>Jeez (host), you should have told us your friend was jacked
>Heh, reminds me of when I lifted a lot. What's your bench? Oh I used to double that. For reps. (spoken by a fat fuck whose belly protruded out from under his shirt)
>How often do you work out? It shows, man.
For reference I'm trying hard to break out of ottermode this year. 5'11", 178lbs and ~18% bf.
>pic related: goal body

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every d&d group needs a buff dude imo

4/4 for auntie mires, gf when

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post it

Dad who has no idea about fitness asked if i was on steroids when im natty as fuck

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>get haircut today
>get a black lady with short bleached hair
>show her picture of johnny Depp
as what I want
>snip snip snip
>she turns me around into the mirror when she is done
>she says "who was that you showed me a picture of, because you look a lot like him"
>"dont worry sweetie it's a good thing because you are handsome as ever"
>give her good tip
>feel good for the rest of the day

WOW. That was a good mire, I’m so glad you gave her a nice tip.
Do you often get lots of mires from serving girls as well?

>am nearing the end of my bulk
>thinking about how my face doesnt look as good as it did before hand due to increased fat
>arms are looking a little j00cy
>i can see my pecs moving underneath my slight man tits if i flex them
>suburban girls constantly grin, giggle, flip their hair
>city chicks still act neutral, have to use game to get those reactions
Anyone else can confirm if city chicks have way higher standards / are harder than suburban chicks?
I feel like if a girl has ever lived in a city for any length of time shes automatically a lot more egotistical

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no usually my haircut lady doesnt say anything

my aunt said "look at user's back, how well defined and muscular it is"

What did he mean by this?

>mentioning a photo
>not posting

nice fandom bro cool story

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based and smallheadpilled

being the buff nerd is fun

This is peak autism

>DnD
>5'11"
Of course

I was putting on a shirt as I got out the shower and my girlfriend told me to keep it off. Went over to her and she was dripping wet wanted my dick so bad. Fucked the shit out of her and could fuck with care because of all the wetness.

Kek

144 hours into my fast.

Just finished chest day (doing half volume, same weight).

Felt kinda dizzy and hungry but then took an electrolyte tablet and a tablespoon of salt mixed with water and I'm feeling great - wanna dance rn. Today is new years so I don't I'll do because the stuff there might tempt me to break the fast.

Usually city girls have lots of options (this includes a few chads, probably) so yes, it's harder.

My GM is 6'6

>18% is ottermode
wew lad

My aut also told me I'm handsome. I'm a disgusting pig, I take a shower once a week and I have 25% bodyfat. She's just trying to be nice OP.

>Got a new haircut style
>Not too sure about it
>Get a little too many compliments about it for comfort

Have half a mind to just buzz it.

Just got over a cold. For some reason, I always get really cut when I get a cold.

>first workout back from cold, super good mood
>listening to open.spotify.com/track/1rlNpTZ4vEU69lBnC4z7Kt
>I'm a fag so I'm usually nodding to the beat of whatever I'm listening to, mouthing along to lyrics
>bench, just warmup set, finish, tapping foot to the beat
>notice absolute MINK doing plyometrics and kettlebell work, staring right at me
>rest of my workout, I keep catching her staring between sets
>She's less subtle about it while I do challenging ab work
>decide to strike up a conversation, right then she finishes her workout and walks into one of the offices
>I think she works at my gym? Probably another chance.

I'm not actually strong - I'm 6', 175, have some nice insertions, super V taper, very vascular. But I look super chad right now because blond aryan jawline bastard.

Feels good to be mired for what I was born with. Will feel BETTER to be mired for my GAINS

While working at a restaurant I've gotten some mires. This qt kinda nerdy 6/10 girl was super smiley and giggly as I took her order, kept catching her looking at me then doing the classic look down blush. Workmate also said this fuckin thicc blonde pawg with massive tiddies was staring at me hard when I wasn't looking and giggling with her friend. Feels good brahs, I don't even look like I lift yet, that shit motivates me even more.

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based stroke poster

met friends and family I haven't seen for 1.5 years, a bunch of them said I had lost a lot of weight without me being autistic and talking about it.

I think I only lost around 5 kg or so, body is nowhere near where I want it to be, but it was kinda nice desu.

*egoistical

>Be 27 year old bouncer
>Standing by the dance floor watching some skinny-fat rich guy's table because he gave me 50 bucks
>Gorgeous young blonde keeps looking at me
>Her friends look at me while giggling
>Have a big goofy smile and wave at them
>Friend comes up and says blondie thinks I'm cute
>Hang out with them after my shift and make out with blonde

Found out the Blonde was only 20 and had a fake ID. I'm gonna sneak her into the club next weekend and put my wiener in her.

wtf user shower everyday

fbi open up

The 20 year old ID is also fake user

Based, fuck her good user