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Pizza has quite a bit of protein idk where the fuck you're getting 0g from

>Literally bread cheese and meat, all of which have protein

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beer does this to me know. one beer and I feel like shit physically and I feel like I let myself down

Disregard I thought I read 1 “slice” not a whole fucking pie you fatass

Its more to do with the stress of having to process that much food. In this case the body would want less protien and carbs and fats are easier to digest

well beer is estrogenic

I actually tried my hand today at making a "Healthy" Pizza, went for high protein everything, even the dough was 50% fat free greek yogurt

What I ended up with was a 11" pizza (Small is 10" Med is 12") with

834 Calories
131.9g Carbs
3.7g Fat
70.2g Protein

For comparison a Small Dominos Pizza is

1250 Calories
157g Carbs
47g Fat
50g Protein

What do yall think?

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I'm at work and I'm fasting please stop!!!

Why enter the thread then?

Are u supposed to lick the pubes? Haha

Because an entire pizza is meant for 3-4 people.

Very nice. Would you mind sharing the recipe

but did it taste good?

This. There's a reason pizza calories are usually given by the slice

This. You're suppose to share with your friends

Fuck you!

That looks amazing user, pass along the recipe.

seconded

romans knew more things about life

Brand new to cooking because I'm trying to save money and eat better.
It was easy AF, first time for me ever making sauce, pizza, or even dough so anyone should be able.

I followed this recipe exactly for the sauce
>allrecipes.com/recipe/234536/how-to-make-homemade-pizza-sauce/
Followed it to the letter, honestly tasted great

The dough is:
1 cup no fat Greek Yogurt, look at the nutrient facts at the store because that shit
1 cup self rising flower

pour in a bowl and Kneed till...well dough (I used a kitchen aid) spread to 10-11" and done, pour on 1/3 cup of sauce
and top it off with 4oz of fat free mozzarella cheese

popped it in the oven for 20-30 mins at 400 degrees until edges start to brown and done

pic related is 2nd one I made right after with toppings, added about another 170-200 cal IIRC total

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Thanks a million man

Imo its cooked a bit too long. Maybe try cooking 3 minutes less.

fucked up the post
>1 cup no fat Greek Yogurt, look at the nutrient facts at the store because that shit

Some has high AF protein, some has like the exact carb/pro ratio but in reverse (all carb), I compared them all at the store and got pic related.

And speaking from someone new to cooking, making the sauce at first, sizzling the anchovies in the oil and crap, felt fucking wrong, it smelled weird and I was sure I was doing something wrong...Turned out great though, just goes to show follow directions to the letter when your fucking retarded and have no idea what your doing (me)

It tasted different, not bad, but not like pizza I'm used to. Granted I'm used to 1kg of carb dripping with oil insanity.

The dough tasted kinda like sourdough honestly, not regular pizza dough.

All and all, it was good, I'm happy with it

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Insulin resistance

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