>i'm putting together a church
I'm putting together a church
Sorry, I ask questions.
Count me in
go back to r3ddit
Cool I just got a bible, pic related
>sorry, I ask questions.
Yay I’ll fit right in baaa baaaa
I'm Jewish so ummm
Remainder that Jesus was a Jew nationalist against the Romans, and no centrist Jew would draw the attention of other Jews during that time.
Die
rude desu
Go get the jew, jesus.
You don't need me, but I need you
REMINDER WITHOUT JUDAISM CHRISTIANITY WOULDN'T EXIST!
Reminder that the Holy Orthodox Church was established by Christ Jesus just under 2000 years ago and all else is heresy and schismatic.
>Sorry, I ask questions.
Jesus was a Baptist, user.
Blessed is he who trusts in the Lord
Cursed is the one who trusts in man
Respectfully disagree, user. Come home.
Man creates God in his own image
Therefore God is in every one of us
Therefore I am God as much as you are
Therefore I can trust in MYSELF and that's one-in-the-same as trusting in your alleged mythical 'God'
Your argument therefore is irrelevant.
lmao
next thing you gonna be telling me is Jesus was white 6'4'' blue eyed anglo saxon
You are an icon of God just as pic related is an icon of Christ. You partake of his energies in a limited way. The more you cleanse yourself through faith, works and participation of his Holy Mysteries, the more you partake of such energies until you may achieve theosis.
>bunch of shit I just made up
>your argument is therefore irrelevant
why do his biceps have different insertions
I need those church gains
>sorry, I believe in a fictional book
>if i say it first it makes it true!
pathetic. submit to the one true church, filthy schismatic
One is more flexed.
>I'll teach the choir boys
I respect your zeal as a fellow Christian. But you are mistaken. 4 out of 5 patriarchs agree.
explain why your god is real and not the god in another book, like the quran.
>actually bothers to write all that shit because he thinks I'm doing anything more than laughing at your nonsense
LOL okay buddy joke's over go back to fapping to trap porn now, k?
>I was only pretending
Both we and Christ are ready waiting for you whenever you come around
Yeah I know Jesus. He's that Mexican dude that lives down the street from me, LOL. His wife makes really good tamales. xD
at least we can both agree that protestants are retarded
Fpbp
Not an argument
>adult level critical thinking skills are for edgelords. Repetition makes things true and good ideas are such because they are deemed too sacred for scrutiny.
Name's Saul, my Lord. Pleasure to be of service. I'll need a new name to go undercover though.
Bad sense of sarcasm.
I'm in, but I'm gonna need to bring some friends
We are all brothers in Christ
But damn how protties are annoying
>T.catholic
Prove God exists and I'll convert. Otherwise you have to convert to Anti-theism and study science.
Also how about you answer for the slaughter of the Gnostics, who only sought out actual Truth and Knowledge instead of blind Faith? And the destruction of the Native American culture in North America? And the so-Christian practice of SLAVERY in the 18th and 19th century? How about the brutality of the Inquisition? The pointless Crusades?
How about the brutality and pointless destructiveness of al-Qaeda, ISIS/Daesh, Hamas, Hezbolah, Boca Haram, the PLO, and all the other extremist organizations? How about the Mormons, who, like the Dominionists, actively seek to CAUSE the Apocalypse, destroying the Earth as quickly as possible, so Zombie Jesus will come to 'take them home again'?
How about the brutality and destruction of your so-called 'God' as described in the Old Testament? Any human parent who treated their children that way today would have them taken away by CPS and criminally charged!
Your 'God' clearly and objectively can't exist. If it did then I'd rather go to Hell than 'worship' this so-called 'god' of BLOOD and VENGEANCE that you people apparently 'believe' in. I have no use for your 'stick and carrot' way of treating people. I'd much rather face my eventual death knowing there is nothing other than Oblivion afterwards, it's a better end than anything you people are offering.
wew
nice argument, faggot
based virgin poster
damn user I bet this gets girls wet
>Prove God exists and I'll convert
>I'd rather go to Hell than 'worship' this so-called 'god'
Why do the heathen rage, and the people imagine a vain thing?
LOL they never answer. True knowledge is power, and religion doesn't want the common person to have power, they want them under their control -- and faith-based anything keeps the power in the hands of The Few. It's been that way for at least 2000 years.
>has no response whatsoever
>posts base insult instead
Your surrender is accepted. Enjoy studying SCIENCE and informing people there is no 'God'. xD
Can I join?