How do you break your addiction to happy ending massages?

>should I go get a massage right now or should I break the habit?
How's this affecting your finances? I enjoy myself a good happy ending, but it adds up.
>implying
America was founded on fucking slaves

dont care

Dont mess with them m8
I had one asian girl who I was a regular with try to come over to my house after she grabbed my phone and put her number on it.
Always asked if i had a gf and told me shed be fine with going to my house and having sex there but im pretty sure shed find an excuse to stay or blackmail me somehow.

god damn I love a happy ending

way too broke to afford one right now though

60 dollars is an amazing deal
I see nothing wrong

They need cash, and they like providing a premium service for you

>they don't charge me, have sex with me, kiss me, like me
stop lying to yourself dude

Anyone else finding that some girls working at these parlors are not asian?
I've seen some black, white and hispanic girls

In the UK its 40 for an hour and 20 for the hj and they will usually strip and grind on you and stuff, at least at the place I go to

they also give pretty decent massages, feels good man

It sounds like both parties benefit from this consensual relationship.

Get a grip of yourselves and break the habit.

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I would judge you but I love intimacy so much and it helps me cope with life, so I don't know that I wouldn't be doing the same if I were in your position. I guess maybe cut back a bit and try to find a serious relationship that makes it worth stopping.

How do you get the girls to have sex with you? Im most places it's illegal to do that so it's a risk for them.

Think about your finances, don't catch feels.

They will rub your back for a bit and then ask you to turn around at which point you should be hard or else they will think your gay/cop
Then they will ask what you want.
For sex I normally do a thrusting motion with my hips and then they ask for the money.

I use to fuck or get sucked off to dirty whores at 3 am.
Your better off than me.
Now I get tested every couple months and try safer sex from hookups while I look for a SO.

>How's this affecting your finances? I enjoy myself a good happy ending, but it adds up.
I'd do it once a month as a way to reward myself for all the work I put in that month.

60 bucks sounds like a decent rate. As long as they are clean, and you can afford it without going into debt, I see nothing wrong with it. Truth be told, it's as cheap, if not cheaper than dating, and a hell of a lot cheaper than marriage.

Well that's not so bad. No worse than going out to eat.

Leave a 20 tip for hj or 40 tip for bj before the massage starts. Works a majority of the time it's not rocket science

You’re a mark that they’re using as an income stream and that’s it. I don’t know what kind of 0 IQ retard still falls for the “but I really like you!” of sex workers, but it’s a tale as old as prostitution itself. In the strip club you’d be known as a “regular,” basically a sap that some girl’s trained to dispense money.

At least you’re getting your dick touched, but, dude........ Sad.

is there a rubmaps for canada?

How can you tell if a location on Rubmaps is happy ending? Just if it's listed there in the first place?

Get a gf you fucking loser, all your lifting should count for something right?

>he thinks lifting gets gf
>he thinks people want gfs
maybe he just wants to get his rocks off after getting a massage once in a while

That scultpure was most likely made by someone who wasn't fit.

I let out a lol for you

>he thinks lifting gets gf
Isn't that the whole fucking point people here lift? That's always the #1 reason they give to lift.
>he thinks people want gfs
Don't they? Are you seriously telling me that there are "men" out there so pathetic, so brainwashed by porn that all they want is 3 minutes of meaningless stimulation until a rote orgasm, instead of a loving, blossoming relationship built on trust and intimacy that make orgasms that much better? Are there seriously people who would prefer for an Asian woman telling them "pay 50 dorra now" in broken English after they orgasm instead of a beautiful woman looking you in the eyes and saying "I love you" before resting her head on your chest, utterly content and in love? Are there seriously people who prefer the former to the latter? I feel fucking sorry for them.

How does one find a "Happy Ending" massage parlour? Are they like how they are in Hopsin's hit song "Happy Ending"?

youtube.com/watch?v=SbRf67-BSjE

>he thinks lifting will get him a gf
>he thinks lifting will cure social autism
Work on you social skills. How can you have a GF without being able to hold a conversation?

God, I hate spoonfeeding.

ohh sweet summer childe...

>they really like me
No, you're paying them to pretend they really like you

they get in your house, call their friends who have guns, and unlock the door for them. you then get robbed and never see them again

I have a gf you retard.
I don't live in Australia. It's not summer.

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So ive had sex with at least 40 prostitutes
If i get a gf should i come clean about the number?

You should never tell a woman that you've banged hookers

I go weekly, and I look at is as part of my physical recovery program. I found a place that's actually good at massage AND good at jerking me off. It feels good after a workout so why not.

Absolutely not. Refer to iron rule #2.

youtu.be/jadEr-0uKXk

Turns out op is a larp and a shill

A-Are those real?

>How do you break your addiction to happy ending massages?
How do I even develop one?

How do I achieve "free sex" mode?
post your body

hey this is really hot, can someone give me some stories, tips, advice, more details on the experience? Do the Asian girls look unhappy? Do they say dirty talk? Do they rush you and tell you to hurry up? Are any of them native English speakers? Can you kiss any of them? Would love some greentext on this.

Only 40?

What are you gay

bump

you cant be serious

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Got nothing in terms of happy ending but I did have some adventures when I was away at school.

>Search around for a massage place
>Living in hawaii at the time
> find a place, actually just wanted a happy ending joint, like a rub a happy ending and thats all.
> Go in and get greeted by Mama-san
>realize that this is beyond what I initially wanted
> Say fuck it, I have the cash
> Sit in room , told to go shower up and girl will be with me soon
> Shower, strip and lay down
>girl comes in
> C tits, gorgeous face, nice ass
>Proceeds to rub me, then fast forward
>Shes on top of me, and sucks my dick with protection
> her pussy in my face and we go at it for awhile
>Proceed to get up and do missionary, keep going
>I flip her over and we do doggy until I blow
>spend the last 5 min or so just chit chatting with the little english she knew as I was getting my shit together
>The cold reality hits from what she told me, that shes basically a sex slave
>Did nothing but fuel the system

the encounter was hot as fuck, but it's hard to support shit like that, trying to just find a local happy ending place, and one if apparently according to rub maps less than a mile away .
Too bad the entrance is incredibly visible on the highway and its easy to see who goes in or out.

At least the other place in hawaii had a discreet office building type place.

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