My closet gym is planet fitness am i fucked?

no? you can get good sized legs and upperbody with the equipmet there

I'm not fond of their policies.
I'm not fond of their dress code, and yes, they have one, evidently only enforced on men, but they have one.
I don't like the buzzer going off when someone makes a plate clank. How the fuck are you supposed to go to the point of physical exhaustion, when you have to save up enough energy to not make a plate go clink?
The PF near me is usually filled with seniors, during off times, and the cardio bunnies usually hit from 6 to 8 pm. That's nice, but it's hard to ride an exercise bike with a hard on.
Fucking yoga pants.
The sad thing is, for every boner inducing tight ass, there's a chick that's 4.9 X 4 .9 who smells like rotting bologna and ass sweat. There's a reason those bottles are filled with weak bleach.
People won't talk to you, 9 times out of 10. When they do, it's to ask when you'll be finished with the equipment. Everyone zones out with headphones, and if you're lifting enough to require a spot, you're already fucked. Good luck on finding someone willing to spot you.
My advice, bring a friend who can spot you, and who will grab the weight, when you hit your oh fuck limit.

There's literally nothing wrong with planet fitness

>No bench press
>No squat rack
>no grunting

And on top of that, the majority of the people you'll see there will be average to fat fucks. Good luck getting any motivation.

I wouldn't say nothing wrong with it.

The very concept of an alarm that goes off for failing and giving out free pizza at a gym is retarded. But I don't even think most lunk alarms are even very sensitive and the pizza is entirely up to you.

If you need motivation from somewhere other than your own desire not to be a fat/weak faggot, you not gonna make it. What ya want Chad standing next to you in case you need a source of protein between sets?

no scale, the barbells and weights are attached and there's a huge bucket of tootsie rolls out for the fatasfatasses

It's not even that bad. Plenty of equipment to get in shape and make some gains. Just stay away from the shitty food and stick to your exercise program and you'll make it

> Good luck on finding someone willing to spot you.
Or able. I prefer no spot to a bad spot
>hamplanet fatness
>gym
Nooope. Just go to the next closest one. In my small ass city there have to be at least 10 gyms and most likely more.

They literally don't have barbells. Smith machines don't fucking count

Calisthenics while saving for a home gym, literally anything is better than planet fitness.

focus on the fact that it's cheap as fuck

none of that happens lol

Doesnt matter you wont last more than a month a half just be thankful its 10 bucks a month when you go to cancel at the end it the year

Damn that's a big closet

>No idea no one walks around talking to random ass people in a gym anyway
I do. But I go to a small neighbourly gym and all the regulars get to know each other eventually. Its nice.

Planet fitness gets a worse rep than it deserves. You can get a solid workout in, especially if you’re new

>tfw finally found a powerlifting gym within walking distance of me
My biggest problem was every place only having 1 bench and 1 squat rack while being absolutely loaded with meme cardio shit. No cable machine though.

had a planet fitness membership. there free weight section was about the size of a child's bedroom about 15feet by 20feet. five benchs lined the area with like one squat rack in the corner. no room to dead lift. the free weights stopped at 50 or 60 pounds. and there membership is supscription based so they will keep charging you after your contract is up.

if you're obese its a great weight loss program, otherwise better make your own gym with actual weights

I wish I lived in USA just to see by myself the Walmart / Planet Fitness experience.

PF is what happens when lefties try to create their own establishments. Million of rules, including the obligatory "if we don't like you we can kick you out at any moment for any reason with vague or no explanation" rule. Plus the enforcement of so called positivity makes it feel fake and hypocritical.

You can get a good workout anywhere you go so long as you're not sub 100 IQ.
Are you retarded, OP?

lol

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It has everything you need to get your compound lifts in. The price point is not bad. The whole lurk alarm crap is made out worse than it needs to be.

Where can I order a lunk alarm for my home gym?

wtf dresscode for men in gym
like they have a bad history of guys swinging their dicks around midsets or what the fuck?

Some men wear sleeveless shirts to try and intimidate women. It’s a form of sexual violence.