What do you wear when you swim?

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That guy has to be like 5'4 max.

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Speedos is the most aerodynamic

Doesn't look good if you are fat though.

ps2 character

Short shorts, speedos are gay

Swim trunks or speedos.
I tend to like speedos more now I have nice quads/hammies.

trunks
nothing screams attention man-whore more than speedos

a pair of shorts and a shirt

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Board shorts and rashie.

Hello /fat/

I'm 300 lbs and I found 5xl jammers on Amazon. Loose swim shorts are unpleasant for laps.

>and a shirt

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Speedos are great if your fit and not ugly. If a fat landwhale can wear a bikini a fit man can wear a speedo

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A 40kg kettlebell around my foot

I've been eyeballed by guys wearing speedos, the chances of one wearing a speedo being gay is high

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>What do you wear when you swim?
Does swimming in pussy count?

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how

i don't. i just never undress myself infront of anyone cuz of my crippling anxiety despite looking fairly decent 3 years after having been an obese piece of shit and changing my life for the better.
you know... the way it should be. can't let ppl see my nipples, baka

Just be yourself and actually lift.
Also being

Shorts for the beach
Speedo if I'm actually gonna swim

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wtf why do his legs suck so much

The last time I went swimming was at a 1st grade pool field trip

>underrated
made me kek

everyone saying speedos, post a picture. i refuse to believe you can pull it off without looking like absolute pooftas

Why are Burgers so insecure?

This guy took it too far with the roids. He unironically looks like shit

trunks so i can hide my chub rub

what does mehmet's dick taste like?

He's a little guy. He didn't really have much options to compensate for his height.

a shirt makes you look worse because not only does it stand out, but it hugs you when wet, making it even more noticeable.

Yeah, not only is the fat just as visible, the insecurity is as well.

Everyone can see that you're fat. Don't try to hide it, just work hard to get it off.

Speedos are for fags in the US. Just wear shorter shorts.

The current clothing of choice for gays is a jockstrap, not a speedo.

Lol look at that shitty Photoshop! The water curves where it meets his body!

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Speedos or tight trunks. Anything else is too heavy in water and looks dumb.

a smile and the ocean

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or maybe there's a valley in the sea

My chubbies 5.5 inseam swim trunks

oh man i want to suck a dick

y-yes please post a picture of urself in ur tiny lil swim briefs

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OP here. What you posted is #goals.

nothing (:

This.
Fat guys in speedos should be illegal.

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>jeans and oversized hoodie
n-no thanks guys I don't want to go in the water

Speedos are indeed creepy

Why? Can't stop yourself from looking?

Have you ever done lap swimming?

suspecting everybody in this thread to play in the water rather than swimming tbqh

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>4xl
kek

I have black long jammers like that but only because I'm 300 lbs. If I ever lose weight I'm getting shorter ones, and if I'm ever in great shape, I'm getting swim briefs.

I bought 5xl jammers. Chinese sizing means everything is especially tiny.

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>Wearing anything at all

clothes are for the weak

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>suspecting everybody in this thread to play in the water rather than swimming tbqh
Those get worn down quite fast if you swim regularly. Mainly because of the skin-tight fabric made for having the least amount of resistance and not for durability. Competitive swimmers aren't using them outside of competing. Everyone were using when I swam in a team; They're a little looser with thicker/stronger type of fabric and way more durable.

Do you have any pix of u wearing them by chance?

>tfw no muscular short bf

poof isnt burger slang but ok

>tfw no aussie budgie smuggler wearing bf

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nothing

>Says the nationality who have been choking on Gomez's burrito for decades.

Would you rather be gay but with a qt white bf or straight but only able to date non-whites?

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>skipping core day
not gonna make it

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>kettlebell

t. Crossfit fag

What's wrong with crossfit?

What's wrong with crossfit?

>suboptimal routines
>toxic and elitist community
>cult-like followers
>greater risk of injuries than conventional weights

>greater risk of injuries

proofs?

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he's kinda cute for a basedgoy

This thumbnail always looks like a man-bun.

Only anecdotal evidence from my gym. Most people doing crossfit are gym noobs, and noobs get more injuries due to bad form, so that's that.

The thing about crossfit studies (and fitness in general) is that most of them can't be replicated. Most of them are made by fanatics trying to prove a point and because of that they have a lot of consistency issues.

so where can I buy swim shorts that are not overly baggy and yet not speedo tight?

This.
Everything else is really fucking gay

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So a few inches of fabric covering your upper legs are the sole differentiating factor between being homosexual and heterosexual?

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source

no idea desu

Yes.
Pic related are also really fucking gay.

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imaging being so fearful of being gay that you need to wear full modest-gear at the pool

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Fuck that's so hot I'm literally drooling not even gay but damn man wow

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Imagine having that dick in your ass haha

No homo though haha

no homo indeed

fuck you i can't unsee it

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i wear the one piece uniform from my high school swim team. some of those boy at those meets.... the skinny ones wore speedos and the fat ones wore shorts. i'd rather men just wear a shirt. it's not decent to be that tubby in public

how tubby is 2 tubby?

this is some kind of homoerotic photoshoot

Tell me more about the skinny boys in speedo's, user...

n-no

Literally no downside to the latter, easy win.