Operation GF 2019 lads. Here we go

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Which one, bros?

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Spot the newfag

Neither, because I met an honest 10/10 this past fall and now I've got higher ideals

nah

jawlet detected

>Less than 1/3 of a year with someone
>Thinks they know them

Jesus christ kid. I remember when I was this naive. Look at how deluded you are: going out of your way to brag about a gf. The post clearly asked a multiple choice, then you substitute any expected answer to brag about your pife with an untested, new love youve found. Relax. Be more realistic. Many people have been in your shoes and found heartbreak. I hope things work out for you, but chill a little. When it comes to this relationship, you are flooring it while blindfilded. Calm down.

Yes. Tinder is degenerate.
Repent, sinner.

I cant stand riley Reids fucking chinless squirrel face. How do you have fat ass cheeks and no chin it makes no sense

What do you mean? Nothing in that vid was unrealistic in any way.

Trust me bros. If you aint ready its shit. No personal space. No money. Yeah sex is nice but its overrated

he's a bit clingy, no?

Don't need a gf, I just need the voices to stop.

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These are all mentally ill men.

need name for the 3rd

and so am I

When is the wharf ever that dead?

Got my third date with her tonight boys. Wish me luck.

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I fucked my ex from high school in a Wal Mart last night so I think I have a GF again.

Jesus christ. That fact that american men can be proud of acting this way, let alone be so wrong about the appropriate path of logic they should have, is a clear sign that we american men have fucking lost all bearing in life. American men need a revolution, because this shit is not cutting it.

Let me make this clear for you:
Having sex in a fucking walmart is not bragworthy. It's disgusting. Our children go there. Since you are obviously dense, let me explain that last statement in a way you understand. Imagine you had a child. Now imagine while at the store they played with some strangers cum. That's the world you just created. Because you are a fucking idiot, maybe now you see how disgusting your actions are if you can visualize yourself as a victim of your very same actions. Secondly - I'm not even going to get into how goddamn ridiculous you are for thinking you just started a committed relationship with some cheap high school piece of ass because she let you fuck her in a goddamned walmart.

You are a perfect candidate for a trailor park. I'm not republican, but meeting people like you opens my eyes to how republicans can manipulate so many of their base while lying so greatly: why care about people as dumb as you? Especially since so many people are dumb. The same way we don't care about cows, politicians don't care about us. I mean, look at you. Why should anyone care about your life? Why not use you to attain what I want? You are completely useless aside from being a stepping stone for anyone else. It isn't a coincidence republicans score lower on IQ tests. You have to be dumber to believe this shit, and I am really starting to get on board with the republican politician viewpoint. Why not lie to a bunch of dumb dumbs to make my life better? You are fucking useless anyway. I should just use you to get what I want.

Godspeed laddie, hope you to get married and have little autistic white children eventually

>that virgin who writes out 3 paragraphs because he's jealous that he will never have sex at Wal Mart

both are so fucking cute. whichever is purer than the other

this one actually hurts for some reason

1>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>2

>gf
user, i have some bad news...

A six and two fours, nice.

They're men? Figures.

Left.

DO IT NOW

hi

What if the voices are telling you to get a gf?

You have a third date with Taylor Swift? Calling you out for bullspit on this one, friendo.

Tldr lol

Remy all the way, she is cute and has the most breedable ass in the world

yeah i would like a gf this year

i know this mexican girl who drives me crazy.. so cute, like i see her and think wife immediately. but she only speaks spanish. anyways ive been learning spanish so i can talk to her better, because she rejected me due to my bad spanish. she said she wants me to take her virginity but that we cant bne more than that cuz of our different languages.

what do yall think are the odds I can make this chick my girl? ps im fit and handsome white boy

>qt I've been on 2 dates with wished me a happy new year with a heart emoticon
>told her I'm looking forward to seeing her again
no reply yet. PRAY

I gave my number to a thick East Asian server in Philly.

sue lightning, anthony cumia bought its tits

Honestly mate do it. I did the same you won't regret it. Also if she's a cunt to you dont take it too hard.

>Our children go there.
I pray I'm not so poor that my children will ever have to step foot in walmart.

Remy never sees comfortable in porn she always looks drugged up or sad

But user I already have a girlfriend

>she always looks drugged up or sad
user, that's what most of them are while doing the scenes.

t. Walmartsexlet

>not making her learn English

Language cuck

IRL the girl would cry rape and misogyny.

stop caring so much you fucking nerd

wish me luck

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This one hurt because I could have had a better GF but I fucked it all up because I was afraid I was too low for her.
Feelsbadmane

if you were afraid you are probably beta dude who lacks confidence, which makes you low

ya right more like imperialist chad

Fite me fgt

>bending over backwards to learn a foreign language just because the girl is either too stupid or too lazy to learn the lingua franca
>chad

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Bro with GF here: it can really be this good if you find the right woman. My advice is: 1) Do more in-person meet ups. Meeting like-minded people in person is the best way to meet a girl you'll hit it off with. 2) Lose the Booze. If you want to hook up, then get drunk. If you want a girlfriend (in a relationship that will work) then be your happy sober self. 3) Be clean, dress appropriately, and be happy. The most attractive thing (to either sex) is happiness/confidence. The old wisdom is that you meet your SO right at the moment that you are happiest being single. It's because you are totally comfortable in your skin, confident, and content. These are the exact qualities that attract people. Be (reasonably) proud of yourself, and you'll be magnetic to your future GF. Good luck.

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pretty much what u gotta do for a trad wife my guy. what is more work, learning a language with an app or saving these hoes who chase men with 4th grade reading levels, cant cook, are legit retarded bc american public schools, etc. feeling more and more strongly that american women r trash and the ones that are acceptable are taken or have children already

Considering both actors are rather unattractive, yes.

cope

>that
>man jaws
Your jaw must be non-existent

I would rather go to Africa at this point than the USA. All I hear are horror stories about the place. The chicks are ugly, everyone is fat, dumb, overly aggressive and has a gun and the food is worse than dog food here in Europe.

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where can i meet girls as a 19 yo american?

>School doesn't start back for 3 more weeks
>too young for bars
>church is mainly old people and married couples
>soccer ref, again mostly old people or other males
>volunteer as emt but because im new i don't get any respect
>friends are losers that don't know any girls either
>have 1 friend that's a girl but she won't set me up with anyone because she used to have a crush on me (i don't like her)

it just fucking sucks, i feel like there's no way to meet people. I tried using tinder but all the girls that swiped for me were sluts whoring themselves out for weed. NYE, was invited to some parties from some hs friends but i went to a city school and people bring guns and stuff and it's all ghetto kids so i wasn't interested in going. So i went driving around for hours trying to meet people at gas stations and supermarkets but obviously anyone who was anything was at a party so my search was in vain.

Sodomites get the rope

My plan...
>lost about 50lbs before summer
>install dating apps
>try it

I think i can do it.

What a fuckin thot.

Why is he grabbing her head like that. It looks so damn weird and unnatural.

Fuck that gay shit. Roll

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Would bang man-pussies

Don't give a shit if it's a gf or just a good friend all I want and need is a single person to for once understand me

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It's because it is the most realistic.

Reality hurts more than fantasy.

Man looking at popular pornstar pics, they're all so fucking ugly and gross looking. Is this what too much sex does to you?
Remy is at least passable though, but I urge you to a check a top pornstar list and actually look at pics of all of them, you won't want to jerk off

Good, don't come fag.

I don't want any European weenies in my country

>Imagine you had a child. Now imagine while at the store they played with some strangers cum.
But it's not a strangers cum if you were the one fucking in the Walmart

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i dont know if i really want a gf, i may see it more as a responsability, i imagine myself chilling on the pc and she is texting me to go out and me not wanting to, also i dont have a job so no money for eating out and stuff

Do it, good luck brother

what do i do in order to get an athletic gf this yeear?

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i thought this board was about making gains why would you want something that will make you lose them?

They are. I just know that when I do, they'll be telling me something else.

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last paragraph was a little nutty, but
>tfw have to tell gf that sex in public or at work is not okay
i feel you man. i get the thrill and all that, but if you're caught the consequences are awful and if you've got no chance of being caught, what's the fucking point?

Meant for

Literally nothing to lose

Prime incel posting

>tfw texting with ex-gf on NYE
>tfw tell her that i want to see her
>so do i user
>at least my drunk self is telling me that

what did she even mean by this

if the gym qt in question has been going for like 3 months and you see her around maybe once a week, has too much time passed?

i am a sperg so please no bully, but i definitely catch her looking my way more than is usual

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>out last night
>some house party, literally everyone else there has their gf with them

what hurts is they all got theirs as a result of their jobs or because they live in major cities. my job is pretty much only older guys, it's a male dominated industry and this town is terrible for women, even tinder is shit

tell me it gets better lads. am a bong btw - that whole "just approach girls in a bar" doesn't work here. i know this because i've tried it in the US and it does work there, which is why it gets suggested.

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My brother took me to a small new years eve gathering (like 12 people or something) last night and a grill kept laughing at my jokes and smiling at me. She kept talking to me throughout the night. I put one of those New Years eve crowns on her head and she put one on me. I can smell Chadditude at the door, how do I seal this deal

>girl doesn't have to be on tip toes to kiss him
lmao manlet

No. It's an educational video about consensual sex.

>if the gym qt in question has been going for like 3 months and you see her around maybe once a week, has too much time passed?
no time like the present. go and talk to her the next time you see her, then ask her out.

Hear hear

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