I finally got tinder last night but I only have three matches. What am I doing wrong?

in person I have no problem getting dates, even from 7s, and women tell me I'm attractive, but on tinder ill get 1 match every 2 weeks or so

pic related

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Wish you were real

What the fuck is this?

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I got a 4th one!! What should I say to seduce her?

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"Can i get a little smoochie on my pretty face?"
Trust me this works for me like 8/10 times

Please guys I want to bang her, what should I say?

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90% sure ths is tim heidecker in makeup and a fake nose

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HELLO AM LENNY

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"I want to bite that piercing "

INCLUDE ME IN THE SCREENCAP

Tiocfaidh ár lá

tinder is for the top 20% of guys my man. Yeah you're attractive by the bottom 80% standards, but not the top 20%.

>AM DENNY

Fuck this gay shit. Roll.

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I knew I recognized that nose!

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You look like you want your hair pulled

any girl that has big titty goth gf in her tinder bio is basically nothing but red flags

This ain't real fuck outta here

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Well she unmatched me. My 2019 goal is to get laid as Denny, and I feel like I’ve got a really long way to go.

PUT ME IN THE SCREENCAP

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are you transexual? sorry not trying to be mean you just look a bit like a man

18 is the new 30, how many cocks did you suck in 2018?

Where the fuck does OP live that this profile works? I can hardly get any girls with my actual pictures.

you are a female developer and still get rejected by companies? you must be fucking shit at your job lmaooo

“This looks like a trap”

do you still have a penis or have you fully transitioned?

dios mio

why did you swipe right on me?

I’m all in on this.

Your bio starts with big titty but there’s none in your pic.

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Problem 1: You posted this on Tinder instead of Grindr

Problem 2: Not Jow Forums related SAGE all fields

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what in sad tarnation

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She’s a qt but what kind of idiot calls their kid Ireland?
Oh...

>My 2019 goal is to get laid as Denny
But why

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if you don't blow me right, i might kill you

I want your red lipstick all over my brown dick pit if younahmsayin

>19
RIIIIIGHT

how the fuck are you getting matches as this creature?

El Paso. But it doesn’t work yet. I’ve only got three matches. I need inspiration so I can figure out how to pull through.

i dont usually give compliments to girls i just met, but you have EXCELLENT taste in men

Hey Lia, are you transexual or a real women?

>18
>programmer

what a joke

There’s more to a tinder profile that just photos. A good bio can be more important that photos for many girls

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BBBBBBBBBRRRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPsnnnnniiiiiiffffffffffff...oh yes my dear....sssnnnnnnnnnnnniiiiiiiiffffffff....quite pungent indeed...is that....dare I say....sssssssnniff...eggs I smell?......sniff sniff....hmmm...yes...quite so my darling....sniff....quite pungent eggs yes very much so .....ssssssssssssssnnnnnnnnnnnnnnniiiiiiiffffff....ah yes...and also....a hint of....sniff....cheese.....quite wet my dear....sniff...but of yes...this will do nicely....sniff.....please my dear....another if you please....nice a big now....BBBBBBRRRRRRRAAAAAAAPPPPPPPFFFFFFFFLLLLLLLLLPPPPPPPPPFFFFFF Oh yes...very good!....very sloppy and wet my dear....hmmmmm...is that a drop of nugget I see on the rim?...hmmmm.....let me.....let me just have a little taste before the sniff my darling.......hmmmmm....hmm..yes....that is a delicate bit of chocolate my dear....ah yes....let me guess...curry for dinner?....oh quite right I am....aren't I?....ok....time for sniff.....sssssnnnnnnniiiiiiiiffffffff.....hmmm...hhhmmmmm I see...yes....yes indeed as well curry......hmmm....that fragrance is quite noticeable....yes.....onion and garlic chutney I take it my dear?.....hmmmmm....yes quite.....BBBBBBRRRRRRRRPPPPPPFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFTTTTTTTTTTT Oh I was not expecting that…that little gust my dear….you caught me off guard…yes…so gentle it was though…hmmmm…let me taste this little one…just one small sniff…..sniff…ah….ssssssnnnnnniiiiiffffffffffff…and yet…so strong…yes…the odor….sniff sniff…hmmm….is that….sniff….hmmm….I can almost taste it my dear…..yes….just…sniff….a little whiff more if you please…..ssssssnnnnnniiiiiffffffffff…ah yes I have it now….yes quite….hhhhmmmm…delectable my dear…..quite exquisite yes…..I dare say…sniff….the most pungent one yet my dear….ssssnnnnniiiifffffffffffffffffffffff….yes….

Let me spit inside your asshole, chink

winrar

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Winrar

thats a good one. excellent taste user 9/10

PUT ME ON THE SCREENCAP

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AM DENNY

rolling for why you no like denny

Appreciate it.
Devoted a little bit of my lifeforce to that get, user better deliver.

The girls who do like Denny are not cute at all. I’m gonna need luck and charisma to get this off the ground.

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OP aint gonna send that, bet

>le epic sacrilege
i hate soibois

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i thought it was lenny?

Hes weak, but things like this are why I'm device banned from Tinder desu

How did you even get the 3 matches you got?

I’m retarded, but it also kinda works

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I’m using the name Lenny in Tinder because I don’t want to violate Denny’s privacy. He moved from Venezuela to NY a couple years ago and is trying to lay low. For real

Nice tits

faggot.

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I’ll try not to fuck this one up

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What tits

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Let me spit in your asshole, chink.

This one is pretty, don’t ruin it.

I guess they never miss, huh?

>83 miles
Wide net much?