Tfw haven't had sex all year

>tfw haven't had sex all year

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and if dubs you never will

>all year
all years

You mean every year

lmao are there actually virgins on Jow Forums? This has to be a troll.

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Yep. 31 years here.

Haha ya bro who would be a virgin like haha come on...

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Normies.....is sex all that great? I mean, not from the outside perspective of where you're acknowledge as being good enough of a human being to be that intimate with someone, take away the actual positive feelings of being socially successful enough to have someone want to exchange bodily fluids with you....

What I mean is, is it all sunshine and rainbows when you get down to the core of it? I mean, what if the woman isn't perfectly clean at the time, maybe has a bit of BO smell going on, maybe she hasn't shaved in awhile, maybe she didn't wipe properly, maybe she just has an odd stink to her, etc, have you ever been in a situation where you've locked down the sex, but then you actually go to do it, and you're legitimately disgusted by the woman because of issues I mentioned? or have all the women you've been with all been 100% autistically OCD clean and perfectly ready for sex with you.

>tfw this big titty latina sexted with me and was drooling over my 15cm dick, then showed me her big brown titties
MY OHP 1RM is 70lbs btw

Who do you think makes all the "why lift if you aren't _________ posts?

I've seen that post before. I don't understand your point. Are you that hyped that you got a booby pic from a woman?

23th year in a row

he's probably the hungarian from Jow Forums who makes threads about his 15cm dick being too short or some shit

No ones a virgin at 31

If you have any standards at all, you should be good. Women usually prepare when they think there's even the possibility of sex, just in case. But to answer your point, sex with random thots isn't better than masturbating and is 100% social points.
Sex with someone you like is top tier emotional bonding and you don't care that it's ultimately still a p messy and disgusting act, even when you're both clean. You won't stay clean.

You have yo be one of those reddit refugees from the last wave.

It’s only been like 16 hours since New Years‘.

27 and pretty much other than one hook-up with a friend. Being literally autistic doesn't help.

Also give her name pls

Same, but I didn't really try at all last year.
I'm pretty confident that I'll finally manage to lose my virginity this year.

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>Tfw started the new year with giving chubby gf the natty lickaroo

Maxing test gains already. 2019 is the year to make it frens

This is 2019 it's not hard user. Lower your standards

I am though. Almost certainly will be for life.

I'm not, but you can't have been on here and not know about them for more than a week.

>No sex in 1996
>No sex in 1997
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>No sex in 2014
>No sex in 2015
>No sex in 2016
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>No sex in 2018

You already made this post yesterday

>haven't had sex in 27.8 years

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>Normies.....is sex all that great?
Yes

>maybe has a bit of BO smell going on
Girls usually don't have strong BO, it's never been a problem in my experience. In fact, every time I've really been into a girl I haven't been able to stop thinking about how they smell and how kissing them tastes. I know it sounds a bit grot but it's legit man, you'll see.

>have you ever been in a situation where ... you're legitimately disgusted by the woman
Yes lmao 69ing is horrible, it doesn't matter how obsessed you are with a girl. Don't even think about it unless you're both literally fresh out of the shower.

im another one, we do exist

Turning 32 in 2019 .

>those hands
which one is the toad?

If you haven't had sex past 30 you never will. Truth hurts but facts are facts.

You'll only get older and balder

Got a 48h session lined up with my girlfriend starting Thursday anons. Been on the big cummies stack and drinking loads of water, haven't fapped in two weeks. Getting hard thinking about it now. Gonna throw fat ropes all over her 5'6, 54kg tight dancer body.

>go to autism central
>surprised to find virgins

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What about people who have had sex but are 30+ and getting older and balder? Do they have it just as hard? etc. Whats the theory-crafting behind the capability of men to get sex, since every man ages.

NoFap 2019 anyone?

Failed already brehs. I was on top titfucking my fwb to celebrate New Year's and I just couldn't get over the edge. Pulled out of her ample bosom and she started stroking and locking the tip but we were at a bad angle and she couldn't get it so I reached down and jerked it for 15 seconds to glaze her face. I'm a weak cunt brehs please forgive me.

This
> Be me
> Have sex with first ever gf
> Wanna go down on her cuz of porn brainwashing
> She just got off a long shift from work
> Smell so strong I lose boner

>lmao 69ing is horrible
No way man.
My ex was always so fucking clean, 69 was the best.
>doing 69 with her
>she's about to orgasm so starts sucking my dick really hard
>tells me I can do to her whatever I want
>dick has never been so diamonds
>pull her ass to my face and eat her ass as she cums, while at the same time cumming a fat load in her mouth
>she swallows it all, then we just lie there exhausted for a while
>repeat

Clean girls are amazing.

It's harder to lose it at an adult than it is in high school or college because after ~22 women actually expect you to have your shit together, like a white-collar job, a car, and your own property. Growing up in the Great Recession I was underemployed until like 27, and now I'll finally make enough money to buy a car and stop living with my parents at 29. If you don't live in a flyover state where $60k lets you live like a king then it's even harder. The 30 year old wizard is a meme but it pretty much took my entire 20s to even become an adult that would be worthy of dating.

You know damn well that isn’t breaking NoFap user

That's the sad truth of it.

nice bait

This

They go from girls to feminist woman

Nah you don't get it. I don't mind normal oral. The thing is I have a massive shnoz so 69ing puts my nose practically inside their ass. It's a question of proximity.

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I feel where you’re coming from.
I’m in my mid 20s, got a regular ass apprenticeship behind me, not enough money for uni and I’m currently unemployed because of a sick family member. Plus I wasted a lot of time being a NEET and working shit jobs.
I had a gf for 5 years and only fucked one other girl. Although you can’t really call that fucking...lost my boner because I wasn’t in the mood.
But hoes aside, some day you just wake up with the fear in mind that you might stay a useless minimum wage cuck forever. And that’s absolutely devastating.

That’s real talk bromigo

>MY OHP 1RM is 70lbs btw
If that’s bar included you better hit the weights son cuz that shit RIDICULOUS

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WRONG.

None of that shit matters. Only the dates and ending up in other person's apartment matter. You don't need a car, you don't need a fancy apartment. Once you've fucked it's time for her to think if she wants to stick around.

is it because you are ugly and a coward and am manlet and balding?

answer coward.

Tfw had sex three times this year and may do a fourth before bed.

Sex with your hand doesn't count

I've had more action this year already than all of last year. Cool stuff.

You're on a roll. Why quit now?

Tfw cant have sex because vascular issues and bënis damage prevents a proper erection

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You a monk or something?

1995 was a vary good year I guess

>haven't had sex in 201480 hours

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>never had sex since the beginning of time.

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Had sex when I was in Cusco but that got me in trouble with my work a bit. Before that it was some girl in military, a braphog, a girl that was could you imagine size, and then a chubby ex gf. That's all I've had in 7 years. Only two relationship, and one was just benefits.

>tfw thread isn’t fit related

Waaaaahhhh