Reminder to train legs and calves or you'll look like this

Did you download that image twice

why is he wearing two shorts?

Holy shit... that kid was probably born in 1996

I was eating Snak Pak watching Hey Arnold on Nickelodeon after school and collecting Tops Football Trading cards

walk on your toes all the time like manlets

At this point, why wear anything at all?

>I'll tatoo my birthdate on my skin.
>Yeah that'll look so cool

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>not training legs will turn me into a qt girl
alright I'm in

Show some of your ex's / current GF, buddy

Are you saying he got that girl because he has that shitty tatoo ?

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>calves
This is the only part of my body I do not train. I was born with pretty nice aesthetically calves and I don't want them to grow a lot. Also, 1,68m tall so it would be freaky.

>relying entirely on genes
Now this lady (don't know who the fuck is and I don't care) she really should hit at least some machines at the gym for lower body.

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Nice try dodging. Now post em

Kek go back sucking his dick im not posting anything on this shitty forum, buddy.

how can you not like that look ? sticc girls are the best because when you have your dick inside them you can actually feel it when you put your hand on their stomach.

This nigga lmao

>thinks anyone with a girlfriend wants to be posting them on a basket weaving forum for fat robots
lel

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>Boxer shorts under swimsuit
Can someone explain this meme?

What does dyel mean?

>thinking everyone is as socially retarded as you
lel

Despite having a hot girlfriend, he's young and probably somewhat insecure about his body. He wears boxers under the swim trunks so if the trunks fall down in the waves he's not naked in public

woah no way people keep being born?

this looks retarded

thats the shit you do when there is no changing area at the beach and you forgot to put on your swimsuit before and you are also insecure about other people seeing your wee wee

Are you really going to risk it, Jow Forums? Really?

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Ain't watchin' that webm, nigga.

Do you even lift?

>tfw 97

>locking out

What's not to like?

Her legs look fine, this chick is fucking gorgeous

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>that webm
I've seen it before I ain't watching it twice

>long femurs
>short torso
Nah

That is one weird as fuck body

too skinny. Internal disgust.

Found the faggots

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She looks much better now that her freakish legs are under the water

Are those dead bodies in the picture?

Good lord

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Just sleeping

I don't think it's bad. Just weird and really far from most people's preference.

Yeah of course

preach brotha

Uhh

t. zoomer

wass the problum homie?

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my ex has/had my name on her anckle was and easy 8/10

havent seen her in 10 years tho, i could do anything wanted with her[spoiler]she was 17

>1996
fucking zoomers

Just everyday Moscow's commuters.

quadrileptic hoe

>i lockout 200kg legpress
i have weird af build anyway, la creatura alien tier

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>Reminder to train legs and calves or you'll look like this.

Like an attractive female model?

lemme ruin the fun: it’s from a movie set

>1,68m
>tall
Manlets, when will they learn?

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woah, really?

would explain why i havent seen many ppl at work or even the gyms i went to that could match my calve/leg thickness...

(was cycling my whole life basically... from age 5 to like 27 then short stop due to uni/work and now cycling again...)

retard

I wouldn't worry about it.

>Bless that man, the absolute predator. Doesn't hesitate at all to cop a feel when he sees the chance.

No they don't. She has wide hips but sticc thighs. As a result, it turns what could be an amazing thigh gap into a thigh canyon. It looks fucking weird.

>300kg calf raise
>calves look shit
baka

>5'8
>have dwarf looks
i dont believe shit of this pic, hes a 5'0 max

>the absolute predator
top fucking kek
thanks for the laugh user

its fake. its like those 5'11 and 6'0 pics where the 6'0 guy is double as tall.

wew fuck I almost watched that one. Fuck you user this shit is disturbing

Too scared to watch, someone describe in detail for my faggot ass

she is locking her knees out and as a result they snap. If you don't know what I am talking about, then you definitely should watch it, so you can learn from her mistakes.

Risk what? I don't have hypermobile knees.

Property with skinny legs look good. As long as they're not fat.

can you train vulva?

I do it because I dont like my glans rubbing against my swimtrunks.

>double as tall

lmaoooooo, wtf is her body bro

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jajjajj what a culiado

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her boyfriend is aesthetic tho

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I'm uncut, cutfag. If I go without underwear and make enough motion in tight jeans or stuff like that in general I'll be extremely close to blowing a load. Hell when I get cold and start shivering I'm practically getting myself off.

Why are you wearing tight jeans underwater

Because I'm Jason Momoa from Aquaman and the dumbass directors made me

Oh true my bad

I get a boner when my dick rubs against anything

I really wish the Jewish PSYOP bot posters would stop coming on here with the purpose of breaking my NOFAP and causing me to sin.

I hope you all roast eternally in Hell. And you will, ohohoh, you will.

>6' average female height
kek

Based schizo poster

You call it schizo but in reality I know more than you can fucking imagine.

They come on here, and on Jow Forums just to post porn and the mods let it happen.

It's a concentrated EFFORT and if you had a high IQ you could see it too.

They deserve to roast like coffee in hell, the fucking lampshades

anyone have the .gif of her looking up and smiling while eating dinner at some fancy restaurant?

if you could fall in love with a .gif,
that'd be it.

You need to learn correct English, my man.

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That's when she was 14 you pedo