Men Body Hair Removal

What's the best way to remove the hair surrounding your gooch/asshole, Jow Forums?

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There is no best way to remove it. It'll come back and be itchy as hell for weeks. Just use a trimmer on a very low setting to knock it down to a reasonable length.

Are you a gay? If not, then you don't

I did that once man, never again. My job involves a lot of walking, I got a bad rash from my ass cheeks rubbing together. And I am by no means a fat fuck, 12% body fat at the time. I never knew the hair there was a cushion of sorts. I don’t know how women do it, maybe that’s why so many wear thongs and yoga pants.

I asked a girl and she said you tip the person who waxes you close to 100 bucks what the fuck

I've done it a couple of times and am sure that there are a lot of other people besides me who don't get a rash from shaving their ass.

For the record I did it because sometimes poo is softer, gets stuck in the hairs, and can't wipe it off. Got to use water to clean myself in those cases.

Veet but make sure you rinse it all off thoroughly

There's an absolutely ancient copypasta about this from /b/ over a decade ago about a dude shitting his pants on a fart, but I can't find it

face -> beard trimmer then shave
upperbody -> trimmer no shaving
lowerbody -> try to trim and not cut your junk. then shave it off with lots of cream.

right after you shower, there's no real graceful way to do it, bend over and reach under
this guy is right, after you shave it it'll be itchy as fuck for 2-3 days, walking will be a nightmare
I do it anyway because i found out it makes swamp ass less of an issue and i end up using much less toilet paper after shitting, you kind of have to decide for yourself what's more important, and besides if you do it regularly the itching will become less of an issue

Try talcum powder. I learned about it from a fat chick who didn't smell fat. I find it helps me stay dry when the weather gets warm. I also think I've seen some powerlifters use it when bench pressing to lessen friction or some such.

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your ass gets used to it

Try not being gay.

Basically this. I used to shave it and is more practical to trimm using a very low or minimum setting.

Also, for those whining about itching or getting a bad rash I suggest using pic related as soon as you finish shaving and on a regular basic. Just a small account on the tip of your finger is OK.

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*small amount

I have recently made a mistake in my life, and I offer my story to all though tasteless, that you may learn from my error. It all started, as many things do, with me having trouble ing. No, I was not constipated; this was not a regularity problem but a matter of technique.
It seems my ss-hair had grown to such a length that tiny grogans were constantly getting tied up in the matted jungle between my asscheeks. It led to
much frustration, with me KNOWING that I still had something to drop,
but unable to shake the tenacious turd loose from its butthair dwelling.

Eventually I would have to do two things: either reach down with somepaper and try to pinch off the lingering loaf (which required careful precision to
avoid smearing the creature all over my rear, especially since I had no way of seeing what I was doing) or just go for broke, start wiping, and hope
that I could remove all the leftover fecal matter before the toilet paper reached its Can't-Be-Flushed threshold.
I was contemplating this
problem, when I had what seemed at the time
to be a bright idea. "Hey, this is my butt and my butt-hair, right? So why don't I just eliminate all the hair, and then my grogans will flow out like beer from a keg!" I said to myself. It is a statement that will go down in
history with a lot of other regretted statements. "How many Indians could there be?" said by General Custer. "Looks like a good day for a drive!" by JFK. "There! America On-line now has complete Usenet
access!" by some idiot system tech. Such was my anal shaving idea.

I performed the operation that night, with a cheap disposable razor and a towel to sit on.
Starting from the bottom, and shaving from the crack to the cheeks, I began the arduous process of ridding my ass of hair. Occasionally, I would
have to clean the razor of accumulated hair, which I did by wiping it on the towel.

Slowly, my twin mounds and the between-ravine began to resemble the hairless cheeks of a newborn babe. Finally, I wiped the razor one last time, and surve my work. The towel was covered with a pile of
hair. My ass was smooth as ivory. I smiled, satisfied, thinking my troubles were over.

Little did I know. I now have a great respect for anal-hair. Like everything in this world God created, it has its mighty purpose in existence. It was only after I had removed it that I started to learn how much I had been taking it for granted. For one, it provides friction.
I learned this the next day, when I walked out into the sun heading for class. After climbing two flights of stairs and starting to sweat, I started to notice something unpleasant. The sweat was accumulating
in my crack, and was causing the unpleasant sensation of my two asscheeks sliding past each other with every step. I thought about going to the bathroom and wiping it off, but had to get to class. Eventually, I
thought, it would dry. Unfortunately, it did dry, but only after mingling with the microscopic -molecules lingering around my brown starfish. When I
stood up after class, my cheeks were stuck together with a slimy sticky /sweat
combination. As I made my way back to my dorm, it started to itch. God-, did it itch! Felt like a swarm of ants was making its way up and down my crack. Fighting to keep from jamming my hand down there
and scratching away, I rushed back to the dorm. Unfortunately, this exertion
caused me to sweat, and when I finally
reached my room, my cheeks were sliding back and forth against each other like a pair of horny cane-toads. I quickly dropped my pants, and
attempted to dry my ass off by sticking it in front of a fan and spreading my cheeks.

As I pulled the two mounds of flesh apart, a horrible stench burst free and filled the room. Every dog within a 4 block radius started to howl.

I had it worst of
all, as the ripe aroma of festering /sweat went into the fan and blew back into my face. I fought to keep from heaving. And as I sat there,
fighting vomit, my ass cheeks spread and dripping, with the concentrated aroma of my body odor mixed with the tangy smell of my own blowing
right into my face, I had only one thought: "It will be like this until the hair grows back. Weeks." Later on, trying to deal as best I could, wiping my
ass at every opportunity, I discovered another wonderful use for ass-hair - ventilation. I attempted to launch a fart, only to have it get stuck between my asscheeks.

Apparently, with no hair, the two pink twins
can get vacuum sealed together, and the result was a frustrating fart that slid up and down between my cheeks like a lost gerbil. As if that wasn't
enough, I am now enduring further torture. As
anyone who has ever shaved anything knows, when hair is first growing in, it comes in as stubble. Imagine your ass having the texture of a brillo pad.
Well, that is what I am dealing with now. It is a hellish torture, and there are many times when I just look out the window and contemplate why I shouldn't just jump out and get it all over with in one fleshy splat,
rather than endure this constant agony.

Friends- DON'T SHAVE YOUR ASS-HAIR!

>absolutely ancient
I clearly remember that being posted fuck I need to get off this site

talc causes cancer, no one should use it

Golden, there's also the Nair guy who wrote an article about his experience, there's no need unless your a fag

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The guys saying it’s impossible to do without getting bumps and whatnot just do it wrong. You have to shave with the grain which is sometimes really counterintuitive. For example you have to shave towards the butthole rather than away from it (which seems safer, but the hairs grow towards it). You will fuck up probably but the more you do it the less you feel it with time. I’m pretty lazy nowadays so I just do it in the shower without a hand mirror but I can do it blind. When starting out use a mirror. There’s two “stances” you can use: either crouch with the mirror facing your nether or lay on your back and have the mirror lean against a stand facing your nether. It’s pretty obnoxious doing it like this but it’s the best way to get familiar with where and how hairs grow down there.

Is that Post Malone?

use hair removal cream literally not itching or issues

I wax it, I love my fiance deep throating me and rimming me and if I have hair it tickles her nose and she doesn't go as deep.

Waxing is the best, shaving makes shit itchy. btw if you don't like rimming or deep throating you are retarded.

Also to clarify when I said towards the butthole, I mean from the sides, not down the gooch. If anything you want to shave from the gooch towards the balls, but be carefule since the hairs also grow diagonally. Analyze this on your own body. After shaving it’s best to smother all the regions you shaved in baby powder.

If you have the money and you are not squeamish about people working on your asshole, waxing at a professional place is probably the best way.

If you want to do it at home, use Magic shaving cream. It’s available on Amazon. It does the trick.

Warning: without Jaír on your asshole, your farts will be noisier lol

Is that Chris Cornell (RIP)?

just use a baby powder without talc than