Astrology

>current year
>not believing in astrology yet
Never gonna make it.

You can't look at your sun sign and call it Jew magic just because you don't understand it. Astrology is a fantastic way to predict herd mentality based on the natural cycle of the sun. You gotta understand where how you fit in the timeline to maximize your gains.

Most fit signs:
>taurus
>cancer
>sagittarius

Post your charts:
>alabe.com/freechart/default.asp

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Tfw Taurus

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Imagine believing in silly games for women

>water signs
>Jow Forums
Pick one

Can't open links that are not .org at work.

Is Aquarius fit?

It still bothers me to this day that Morgan Stanley (yes, that guy) is believed to have said: "Millionaires don't use astrology, billionaires do"

>That feel when Virgo, born in Virginia, and i use Virgin Mobile pre-paid and also extra virgin olive oil.
kek it's true, astrology is no bullshit. Looks like it was destiny this whole time.

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How long were you a virgin? You still are one, aren't you?

It was JP Morgan and yes he did say it

So how does this work, if things are aligning with your sign then it's a good year?

my nigga
the rock is taurus too

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Ok, (((scorpio)))

Checked. Jacked bulls unite.

Any Cancer Kin reporting in?

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Capricorn reporting in

Yeah bro

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Western astrology is shit

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>cancer sun and rising
astrologically checked

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is this from homestuck haha

according to tropical astrology i‘m a gemini but according to sidereal astrology i‘m a taurus, what do now?

Half breeds need not apply

I wonder how much a difference it would make if Astrology adjusted itself for the procession of the equinox.

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