New Year resolutions

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haha came here to shit up the catalog with this post
good job mate

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I've already failed. I cleaned my house. But then when it came to actually improving myself. (Meditation, exercise, reading) I couldn't do it. What is wrong with me? I set small goals. Just a few minutes of each thing. But I can't even do that.

Oh and I ate a lot. looks like my budgeting goal is going to be possible though. So at least I'll be rich and unhealthy.

Get headspace app, has a trial beginner program and gives you mindfulness alerts. Really helps snap me out of being plugged in all the time

Stop eating and start lifting.
If you have to eat(you dont have to eat until you are skinny) but if you HAVE to eat, eat one pound of red meat daily. You will thank me in 3 months.

Get 3/5/6/7

dubs and boogie dies this year

ITS CONFIRMED
BOOGIE DEAD IN 2019

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get back into lifting
stop getting back into my ex

that's trips not dubs, so boogie lives

Jow Forums newfag here. I'm not that fat (5' 8" 155lb). I haven't been working out really, just eating a bit healthier, and I've noticed my mantits starting to disappear. Any tips on getting rid of mantits this year or at least making them look like Chad pecs?

WTF?? Who cums on a scale?

dubs are contained within trips you tard

rip

360 on the scale. You're literally a fucking circle op gratz

>durrrr 300 is a 2 digit number because it contains 2 digits
fuck off retard

Boogie is a lardass Youtuber. He tried to loose weight for years now and even got surgery.

He got dubs 66, then he got satan trips ontop of it.
Its like saying something about the kikes and getting 1488.
Its confirmed now.

>outing yourself as a newfag by the 2nd of January

lmao

no he didn't get shit on top of it, he got trips and that's it. it's either dubs or trips but not both

Real question, how do you guys stay motivated?

I've been steadily gaining all the weight I've lost and it feels bad, bros.
But then I get home after work and don't do shit.

the way you’re putting it is like saying 123455 is not dubs because it’s six digits, you mongoloid

there's no such thing as a post with the post number 123455 shithead

Quit talking to yourself fag

wtf is that response retard, ran out of arguments? pathetic

>360 lbs at like 5'7"
Mirin his bulk

Someone fucking help with my man tit problem, fitfags.

Google didn't give us the answer we deserve, but the one we needed right now.

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>implying that fag didn't just make an urban dictionary entry to prove a point

It’s an example you idiot. I could’ve used as an example and say it’s not dubs because it’s an eight digit number and I would be saying the same thing.
Thank you.

you can't prove things with examples idiot

Lol, Satan wants him to live

you have one with your stupid argument here

kys

yeah but that's a counter-example. stupid

it’s still an example because it has the word example in itーjust like how trips count as dubs because it has dubs in it, moron

Can you autistic niggers shut the fuck up and fix my man tits? This is supposed to be Jow Forums and you're supposed to be chadgars.

god youre stupid, counter-examples can be used to prove something wrong, but examples cant be used to prove something right. just like how trips are not dubs

self-amputate, you pussy

All of you fucking idiots drop and start pushing.

At this point its more of a punishment fir him yo remain alive

counter-examples can be used to prove something right because the word example is to the right of the word counter, dummy

A-anyone?

my dad committed suicide 2 months before I was born and so it’s my goal to become a man that he would be proud of

quiet newfag, we're talking about trips

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>mfw thinking about you hurting

All of you kys

shouldn't you amerifags be getting ready for bed?

keanu?

Wtf I love Jow Forums now. You can fix an autist's body but not his mind.

Your dad sounds like a fucking pussy. Why would you care what he thinks?

Of course you can, statements like there exists a function mapping the natural numbers to the rational numbers,only require construction of one function . So it is possible to proof by example.

>cums on a scale?
Probably fucking orgasmed after he saw he lost .1lbs

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lmao Jow Forums btfo, he was making the roll for boogie threads after all

lift pussy nigga

Your life/weight is the way it is because you're willing to tolerate it being that way.
Everybody wants to be fit, but they want to eat poorly and not exercise more.
Everybody wants to be successful, but they want to spend countless hours watching youtube or playing video games more.

Stop being willing to tolerate mediocrity. It comes down to what you actually and truthfully want more. Nothing will change unless you act and change it. Trade instant gratification for long term actual fulfillment.

90% of achieving anything is just showing up and putting in an honest effort. Find a program/routine and then just show up and try, no matter what.

The number of times where I felt sore/rundown and felt like there was no point going to the gym because it would be a shitty workout but showed up anyway and got started and actually hit PRs or had at least a decent workout is probably like 85% as opposed to times where I showed up and actually had to cut it short cause my body was too taxed.

Time will pass no matter what user, where do you want to be 1 year from now ?

> Get my mile under 7 minutes
> Do 2 miles in under 16:00
Got it down to 8:10 but I'm pretty dead by the end of it

Are you retarded? There was at some point. Do you think post numbers have always been 8 digit? Or that they're 8 digit on every board?

bench and do chest workouts. they fill out and look less mantitty

1. Get my degree
2. Find my first job or start studying abroad
3. Start going out more
4. Reach 80kg bench for reps and 60kg OHP for one rep

I would include gf but it's a lost cause by now so who cares, whatever happens happens

Get a gf

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>shed 240 lbs after surgery
>now it's taken him 6 months to lose 5 more
inb4 another surgery though desu he isn't going to make it
this

>th-this year
ya seethe

Only 4.4 pounds away from having a pound for every day of the year.

kek