Jow Forums, I'm caught up in a situation

How old is the mom?
>asks me a lot how she can get Jow Forums.
Isn't she fit?

I'm wondering if you're trying to fuck an old fatty OP
If so, I'm against it, but I recommend going to some ambiguous bodily contact to get things going. Slightly too long hugs, stroking her back etc. Compliment her looks progressively more

>this is so hot, tell more... i'm strangling my snake to this...

sometimes people are just trying to be nice and complimenting physique is the obvious option. come on, you're not really autistic enough to think otherwise right?

>do it
>don't get caught
>keep fucking your gf

jesus christ, how retarded are you?

This thread gave me an erection

Don't do it.

You sly fox you

That's actually a good idea. I need some more activities I can do with her where I could disguise it as helping her.

She's not fit but she is very slim, and she's late 40s and basically my current gf with a few more wrinkles.

>Slightly too long hugs, stroking her back etc. Compliment her looks progressively more

These are good ideas. She's already started sitting close to me and rubbing her hand/leg against me. I feel like I'm just missing that conversation to take it further.

I know, you're right it could be nothing but we all have our fantasies, user.

You really think it's impossible?

Why?

>48959306
Take the position of being a personal trainer. Girls want to fuck those guys all the time
>see you in your environment (gym)
>you are a social position higher than her (being a teacher)
>Getting her body physically worked up
>Getting real close and touching to aid workout teaching
It's the classic story to chill after the gym with a movie and some alcohol then to the bedroom

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Bruh you've got take any kind of random opportunity to get more close to her. Going to the gym together? That's too obvious. If you try to make it happen it won't happen.

What do you suggest? Honestly anything reasonable I'll try.

These are good ideas but see post above. Appreciate the reply man.

This. By all means do it but be prepared for the worst case (losing gf, her family and life being destroyed, having a vengeful manlet with nothing to lose be upset with you, etc)

I guess your goal is to not to get caught and to evaluate her willingness to engage in more physical interaction. You can't be too obvious about it because other people will notice. Try simple situations that happen on their own, like being left in a room together by chance.

Also it's possible she doesn't actually want to fuck you but rather keep up a kind of playful, teasing tension going on which is fine too and you can settle with that. It's actually the patrician thing to do.

Does she know you go to the gym and put a lot of effort into fitness? If so, there's a pretty good chance her compliments are just trying to be nice. She knows you do it as a hobby and put effort into it, so complimenting you on physique is like the most obvious way to be polite.

i got the same thing going on with my aunt...always touches my arms and stomach

>but also the relation between her and her mom. Not worth it

As much as I enjoy egging shot like this on, I just can't think past this shit. You'd destroy her relationship and her family in one foul swoop. If you ever cared for her you wouldn't entertain this unles you were out for vengeance on her for cheating.

if you consider yourself a honorable man then do not attempt this op
please for the love of god do not become degenerate

You're making me feel bad for posting

God same; op can you post a picture of the mom?

sex is overrated, strive to be virtuous man

Yeah my mom compliments me on my physique. She also says I shouldn't get more muscular, but that was never an option

Not worth the headache DESU. If you want to fuck a MILF just head to a college bar.

Get her alone, tell her she’s such a cock tease, bend her over something, and stick it in her.

>rubbing her hand/leg against me
She wants the dick bro

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