HOW DO I SURVIVE THE RESOLUTIONERS WAVE I HAD TO FUCKING WAIT FOR EVERYTHING TO DAY I EVEN HAD TO DO PULLUPS ON THE FUCKING SMITH MACHINE I AM SO FUCKING ANGRY IM ABOUT TO STAB SOMEBODY IN THIS FUCKING GYM
HOW DO I SURVIVE THE RESOLUTIONERS WAVE I HAD TO FUCKING WAIT FOR EVERYTHING TO DAY I EVEN HAD TO DO PULLUPS ON THE...
You mark your territory
>not taking the first week of january off for recovery
You knew this was going to happen. Either take the week off or change your schedule so you're working out at a time where it's not crowded, like early morning.
I do ridiculous exercises to see which noobs I trick into copying me (since I'm pretty yoked).
Last year I ran on the treadmill holding a barbell above my head. Haven't decided what to do this year.
It doesn't fix the problem, but it makes it entertaining.
Read the new years comics.
I am already going at a weird time its almost fucking midnight here and its still crowded with retards
This. The resolutioner (Gym Jews) cannot bear with waking up early.
Remember kids, every hour after 7am you sleep in, the gains goblins take away 50ng/dL of test
Did I say go later? Every normalfag pushes off going to the gym as late as possible after they're done wagecucking. Go EARLY in the morning. Before work. That's right faggot, you'd actually need to wake up earlier.
Or, as I already offered, just walk away. Take the week off. Recovery periods are good for you too.
Simple, go on hours your gym is empty and bingo, no more waiting
>But I can't go on other hours!
Then you are fucked, now gtfo
I'm just going to binge drink until it all blows over, then go back to lifting
I got injured 2 weeks ago and this is my first day back... I can't afford to take another week off...
at least I am that asshole grappler so if situations esclate I can just start a fight or something. Australia has lax assault laws.
WTF IS UP WITH NORMIES SITTING ON THEIR PHONE FOR 15 MINUTES BETWEEN EVERY SET
I like this very much.
I sit on my phone for 5 minutes between working sets. Deal with it.
>not seeing resolutioners as a way to gain motivation by mogging them in every lift
get there as soon as the gym opens/before 8 am
claim a squat rack and mark your fucking territory with a fortress of 45's, which the horrid resolutioners are incapable of shifting, grunt as hard as possible while lifting to exert dominance over them
show them no mercy and give them no quarter
That's pretty genius.
>get there as soon as the gym opens/before 8 am
>claim a squat rack and mark your fucking territory
This + short shorts desu.
The best is when I'm squatting heavy and spending like 30-40 minutes in the rack on volume days. People have this idea in their minds that someone doing heavier weight than themselves means they can't work in with them. Which is good for me because people will hardly ever come up to me and ask how many sets I have left. And even if I offer to let them work in, they'll just decline the offer and wiggle their legs around on the leg press instead.
What's the short shorts thing? Mine are pretty short. Is that why people get out of my way when I'm at the gym?
Large quads + short shorts creates a general air of this guy's not fucking around.
Sitting on your bench for 5 minutes between sets is based and redpilled Jow Forums behaviour, stop being a beta and ask to work in. If they say no just stand a few feet away and glower at them until they finish, you will set an example for the next guy
Just wait it out, they'll all be gone until February.
Heck, my wave started two days before NYE. And of course the gym trainers send them all to my usually empty corner, fuck.
My gym wasn't that bad today, but i'm currently training at 3pm which is rather slow. By 5pm, the cardio machines were somewhat busy, but not as the apocalyptic tales.
One thing i notice yesterday and today, was a spike in the feet smell concentrated around the elliptical machines and the "bodyweight" area (mirrors, mats, small dumbbells, roman chair, ghr bench, etc)
this
get at the gym by 6am or enjoy being a fat cunt
I go at 5am and it's pretty empty
explain moar please
why does your test drop after 7?
>Not making them wait for you to finish
Kys
This. Its mogging season Im hyped
What's the point in that being a gif when he doesn't say the line?
What do you mean. I legitimately do feel bettwr when I wake up at 8AM instead of 9 or 10AM even if I get less sleep when waking at 8AM.
reee get out new resolutionerfag
> Waking up after 7am
> Serious about anything
There was a dude at my gym yesterday doing pull ups on the smith machine despite literally every pull up bar in the gym being available.
Troll them with horrible advice