This will be fun Jow Forums. Apparently /o/ did this not long ago. It’s a test to score how likely you are to be autistic.
psychology-tools.com
It’s on a spectrum of 1-50. Sub-26 is normie, 26-33 is sperg. 33-50 is autistic. Include stats, score, and goal.
I’m sitting at 6’, 210, 15-20% bf, lifting for aesthetics. 135x8/245x6/365x1/405x3 (I rarely max so best sets)
Score: 35
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I got 14
>strongly enjoy and look forward to anything social
>don’t do too much socially do to everyone not wanting to fuck with me
new high score
>29
ya boys a sperg
>22
close
21, little to none autistic traits.
Shit, so I'm just a shitty introvert, there is no magic cure for me
>8
im pretty sure i got like a 40 when i was in middle school
30 I'm not bad in social situations around guys but otherwise Im a sperg and if given the chance I'm always alone
why am I here then?
I don't understand why they put unanswerable questions on surveys like this and don't give you a "not applicable" option
>I prefer to do things with others rather than on my own
I have rarely ever had the opportunity to do things I do with others so I have no true point of comparison
>I am fascinated by dates
What does this even mean?
> In a social group, I can easily keep track of several different people’s conversations
Never been in a "social group" so I wouldn't know
> When I talk, it isn’t always easy for others to get a word in edgewise
I rarely talk to others and if they do its unwanted by the other party
>When I talk on the phone, I’m not sure when it’s my turn to speak.
Rarely have phone conversations
I got 29 as well
The thing is I pretend not to understand social cues and playing dumb like when a girl was talking to me and acted distant and socially inept on purpose. I am also really scared of talking to other people and when I first meet someone new my "hi" is super quiet and sounds beta af even though my regular voice is quite deep.
However, I do also like making people happy even at the expense of myself. For example I was talking to this proto chad and this qt asian exchange student. The proto chad was kinda making fun of me but it wasn't that bad. However, I carried on the joke by lying about some event on purpose to make me look even more socially inept on purpose to make them laugh. I felt kind of saddened that he told his chad friends but was also happy when they laughed at my fake event that they believed was real. What does this mean bros?
tl;dr: I like making people happy even at the expense of myself but am afraid of making connections with other people beyond surface level stuff (besides my dad)
I got a 40.
31 ALMOST NORMIEE LET'S GOOOO
literally everyone in Jow Forums is a sperg, no shit
oh no wait that's almost autistic
i got a 30
but im not a sperg, im just shy
>what does it mean by dates
I assume it means being fanscinated with historical dates Nd such
And it probably assumes you’ve had enough social interaction to answer the questions. It’s not a tell all or diagnosis. But it would be helpful if they had N/A
Doing a test like this is inherently autistic so add 10 points.
I scored an 8. If any of you need advice on how to be a human being give me a (you)
You just need a spine.
Scored a 22, seems about right. Sociable enough to maintain a small circle of friends, but have autistic tendencies that cripple my growth.
For an example, I met a couple of girls that my roommate was talking to. The next day when I was in the dining hall I saw them but pretended not to see them because I’d rather be by myself and would prefer not talking if I had a choice.
>score of a based normie-god
>23 yo virgin with a small number of friends
Shit test desu.
If it's a person I absolutely loathe whos being a jackass, I will make fun of them or call them out for bullshit.
But people who I find ok or that I like(like 80% of people I meet) I will make myself appear as a joke just to get them to laugh and it in turn makes me feel good. It's only after they keep reminding me for several weeks and then telling their friends which include people who I loathe is when I get annoyed.
am i a pagliacci? wat do
38
Actually diagnosed
27
I'm finished, bros.
38/50
Maybe I need to be diagnosed. I'm effectively non functional.
Fuck off OP.
Scored a 35 :*(
>44
>undiagnosed
>25 year old neet
>can't socialise
>get over stimulated by sensory stuff
think it might be time to see a doc?
34
fuck yeah im just inside the significant autism range, which means im not a npc/normie while still not being an absolute sperg
where is my autism prize
25 my nigger
18. Bretty good for a mostly introvert.
>Diagnosed with Asperger's as a kid
>Can easily pass as a normie
>Never had to initiate and escalate with most women because they've done it for me
>Can be quite popular with people too
Is it possible to be an Aspie and normie at the same time?
Maybe I need to get off the Chan.
Away with you
You know how small dogs will immediately roll over and show their bellies to bigger dogs? That's what you're doing.
Strong, healthy dogs will size each other first up, sniff each other, sniff each others butts, and go then go play.
Figure it out.
Sometimes dogs will rape other dogs to display their dominance. Just putting it out there.
Hello fren
OP here. I wasn’t too worried about my score but I’ve found that loud noises/lots of noises/bright lights fuck with me. And I can’t socialize with people that don’t shoehorn themselves into my lives, then I talk to much. We should probably see docs
You think that humans don't do that?
Got a 32, capping assburger
5'10, 180lbs, idk bf%
O/B/S/D 165/225/335/365x1
finger off the trigger dumb fucking whore
Kinda seems like being an introvert almost guarantees you're somewhat autistic
6..
A shy extrovert. It's honestly the worst.
I’m an introvert and I still scored a 13. You guys are autistic af.
Got 35, like you OP. Didn't think it would be this bad, I'm pretty well adjusted overall, just socially retarded.
>30
What the fuck I thought I was normal?
Did this and got like 14 I think
There was a thread like this on /mlp/ and the average was like 30 lmao
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I got 13 tall niggas are fucked as hell
Hey mitch xoxoxo
*yall XD
14 for me.
Does relating to children increase or decrease the score? I can relate to much older people too and keep them entertained but that kind of question doesnt exist to counteract that on this.
WHAT HAVE YOU GUYS DONE TO ME
Wtf did I just read
Probs would be lower if not for my being a maths major lmfao. 30 retards btfo
Low level sperg at 29. I work in a field that demands a lot of networking, so I've slowly trained myself in social skills over the years. Back when I was a kid, people complained that I was just too fucking weird, so I slowly taught myself
>not to walk on the balls of my feet
>how to maintain eye contact in a conversation
>how to vary where I'm looking at during a conversation so I'm not boring into their eyes like a serial killer
>how to swing my arms normally when walking
>how to do small talk
>how to read between the lines in conversation
>how to vary in pitch/tone/stress etc when speaking
>to understand that other people have their own internal lives and aren't just dispensers of things I want
>that many people do not share my spergtastic interests and that I shouldn't bring them up apropos of nothing
I still miss things and get stressed in social situations, though.
>psychology-tools.com
6'3"
185
~15% bf
lifting for the Lord
Score: 19
got 26. but this test is very flawed. i am extremely abnormal in ways this test can not comprehend because the normie who made it can't see that far into the pit of darkness from whence i reside
23. These questions are garbage btw
>>how to do small talk
>>how to read between the lines in conversation
>>how to vary in pitch/tone/stress etc when speaking
wtf is this shit exist for real?
Hey no what the duck I thought this was supposed to be fun
One of us... one of us..
44/50
Im on autismbux in Australia
>normalfag
at least I can say I'm not like you retards. I'm pretty sure my score would be much lower if I actually enjoyed social interactions, but I fucking hate them.
14, don't know how correct this is desu
>20
>lost virginity
>diagnosed as a child
How many levels of 'tism are you on?
Was actually going for the most “optimistic” view of my social skills when picking my replies.
Got a 37. How fucked am I?
3/50
meh 15 is alright i guess
NORMIE REEEEEEEEE
Half of the questions are more about being introverted or extroverted. Test is pretty retarded
24 btw
I got a 9.
Currently cutting. 6'0 175lbs. 145/265/305/405 5 rep maxes.
8
Wtf am I doing on this site
same, we good haha
24. I’m surprised I’m normal.
*Autistic screeching sounds*
I got 33.
*makes uncomortably long eye contact*
205 lbs, 6', 30% bf
*Tells you an incredibly boring story while laughing the whole time about whatever I'm obsessing over at the minute.*
Welp. I was already diagnosed with ADHD. Why not claim the 'Tism too?
.... this explains a lot.
Dammmit! That's supposed to say 20% bf, not 30%!
Fuck this prescient typo!
But not to understand any potential after rather then forqrads. Have none thing of many claps of possible? I nothing like wanna ass burger but lifting make possible. Lonely sometimes avoid the nap between function. Have a day!
I don't belong here, do I, Jow Forums?
Based stroke poster.
Got 26
>tfw sperg
I saw it coming a mile away
I've been on Jow Forums coming up on 13 years but I've learned how to hide my power level
Idk I can look like this then I'm cool
I got 41.
Where do I get this shit tested because my doctor always things im just making shit up and tells me to go outside
>height
170
>weight
65
>bf
around 22-23%
>stats
30/45x12/80x7/85x9
>goal
just having fun
23, seriously thought I was going to be full-on autismo.
27 sperg reporting in
18/50
Guess I’m just an introvert and not a sperg.
>24
a little too close for my liking
I already knew I was a sperg,
I refuse to believe anyone who browses chan will score less then 20
>height
170cm
>weight
60kg
>bf%
19/20%
>goal
Strength with just a tiny bit of aesthetics because i want to join armed forces
>score
33
>stats (lifting for 2 months with an injury break so not good)
5 rep maxes in kg
30/50/75/85
I will get accepted if they won't be able to diagnose my 'tism, right?
14 here. Still feel like an outcast desu
>21
>6’2
>195
>~15% bf
>190/300/365/455 for 1rm
>Just tryna get big as shit
Im kind of a sperg but have gotten much better at social situations since going to college and joining a fraternity.
>inb4 payed for friends, it was definitely worth it
>Autism Gestapo arrives WEEOWEEOWEEO
>TFW 16 out of 50
24
to close for comfort
15, thank god im not a sperglord
I got 9, feels good man
>14/50
OH SHIT, I'M A NORMIE, REEEEEEEEE
Your score was 28 out of a possible 50.
Scores in the 26-32 range indicate some Autistic traits (Aspergers Syndrome).
I have been saying for years I have this
I found out I truly had this when I made friends with a CHAD and he took me under his wing than I discovered hey dude for some reason you're really different than these chads
Anyway I work in TECH
I earn six figures
I also hate my life and have no friends and no GF
Most autistic people have a fascination with dates. Not necesseraly historical.
*autism intensifies*
But seriously that is unsafe firearm handling