Wrist vs cawk circumference

I don't even think a dick exists in porn that is 7"+ girth. Stop larping you nigger faggot. Imagine being so insecure you have to claim to have such a ridiculously cartoonish dick size.

Is it just me or is girth 1000 times more manly than length? I never understand why porn has do many long pencil dicks. I can’t relate with a Big fat cock.

Tiny dick alert.

Sweet spot is like 7-8 inches but very thick, yes. That's goals. I sometimes go on /soc for a good laugh, where you can see tons of fatasses trying to brag about their "9 inch" pencildicks.

>tfw 8.5"x6.5"

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You and every other fag on this board. If the average in real life was the same as what the retards on here claimed every other guy would be 8".

bullshit

classic dicklet cope

Whip her out then

done
coming over to suck it you sissybitch or what?

Calling someone dicklet doesn't validate your retarded claims. You insecure little man.

>dicklet can't handle the truth
cope more

Pics and then yessir I will, it's gonna help me with them jaw gains

wrist 7.25
peeper 6

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Pretty solid ratio, hope ur dink isn't short though

What about penis head size though? I'm fairly well-endowed overall (7.5" long and 5.5" circumference at the shaft midpoint) but I also have a really giant penis head that swells to 7" circumference.

That probably looks fucking gross.

I-I-I... can't even picture what the fuck that looks like.

I gave you the fucking dimensions, what more do you want, a drafting plan?

imagine being so insecure you trick yourself into believing male pornstars actually have normal sized dicks

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I'm just trying to visualize how freaky that looks, sry. Can't wrap my mind around it

>Can't wrap my mind around it
Can you say the same about your lips?

not sure breh, let's find out.

Do you have any fucking idea how big 7" girth is? Are you legitimately retarded? Do people seriously think 10"x7" dicks exist?

This is how I know you're a dicklet and straight. I've literally had my sweet lips wrapped around cocks bigger than 7" around. Scary but true.

You're not getting any pics, faggot

While male pornstars certainly aren't average sized, they do use perspective tricks to make them appear even larger. Not to mention shit like penis pumps.
There was some website I saw a while back that compiled various images of pornstars dicks where they were able to analyze and estimate the true size. For example I believe Johnny Sins was like 7-7.5 or something like that.

What compels a person to resort to making posts like this?

Like that mushroom dude from super Mario probably.
Donald, is that you?

There's literally 2 guys in porn who are '7, shorty mac and shane diesel. I think they have some sort of medical condition that gave them that, pretty sure they have to fucking inject viagra into their dicks and pump and shit.

They definitely do the PDE5i injections. They also probably do those silicone injections for added girth.

Do we actually have to measure penis circumference when taking clothes measurements?
My mom wants to know.

Yes, so you can account for the extra space you need to hold your boner, should you pop one. It's very practical.

This is true, I saw it in a porn video once.

Yeah, but people really like the fantasy of having 7 inch dicks be the norm.

Hell there aren't any men on the earth with double digit no bullshit dicks.
Hell I'm only 9.25 inches long naturally and I'm legit LONGER then every pornstar you can name.

>only 9.25
>only

I feel you bro, I'm 9.5" myself, they'll never get it

Yet to see a legit 9" dick measured on here. Seen maybe a handful of legit 8" dicks on here. Vast majority aren't above 8".

Anyone see that thread the other day with a literal 5.5 incher trying to pass as 8? Kek

>tfw 4.5 inch thick dick and 7.5 inch wrist

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Great wrists. Sorry about your dingaling.

probably wont get me banned

for long...

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Circumference? For science

It's k. I've come to terms with it and it's been loyal to me

6.25

Why did you post a diseased log of dog shit?

Moar pics? Include body for scale.

kek

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I’m sure you’ll make a great bottom someday, don’t worry bruh

Homosexuality

tfw I'm only 4.5" long
this dick is more than twice my lenght
why live

All I see is a ruler.

Hope you’re not straight. If you are, you need to convert asap. Only hope for you is to accept your fate of receiving alpha dicks up your ass.

I'd rather have a 2" dick than be into anal like you nasty motherfuckers.

Hey at least you’re not black.

Tried bf's dick once, never again. There is such a thing as too much girth even if it's aestethic as fuck desu senpai.

Only have saved pics.

Dick and body pics are always separate.

Ha. It's real.

>A 7+ inch girth cock is like 99% percentile
More like virtually non-existant. I'm fairly certain not even a single urological study has ever recorded anything even approaching that size.

You are measuring wrong.
This. Most supposed 8 inchers rarely even reach 7" if measured correctly.

I mean, you're still average. On the low end of it, but still average. All you can really do is cope and not worry that much about it, like I do. No shame in improving yourself to compensate for your less than stellar aspects.
Besides, I've really grown fond of my dick even though it's relatively small. There's no way to really improve it, so you just have to accept it.

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>only have saved pics

Why do you have a picture of you measuring your dick saved?

that's the real blackpill. you can only do the best you can with what you've got.

This and nobody really cares about dick size except a few absolute sluts. Girls are dumb and will probably think it’s bigger than it is anyway.

Presumably so he doesn't need to get a boner and ruler and retake the picture every time someone doubts him.

This. I agree with a lot of the lookism shit, but at the end of the day you gotta work with what you got. It's not mentally healthy to dwell on the imperfections we cannot change rather than focus on what we can.

nice fitness thread faggot

here's the body pic

Do you reply like that because it expected or it's because its what you really think?
That was fucking weak.

For the same reason everyone else lives.

Nope

see:
Google sees wood.

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Body proportions and sexual health are parts of fitness.

I unironically find black penises disgusting. Sorry?

Jesus christ, you just found one of the most tumblr ways of saying one of the most untumblr statements.

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