Girlfriend just told me she was deliberately trying to fatten me up

>girlfriend just told me she was deliberately trying to fatten me up
I'm fucking livid right now. I went home.because I said I needed to think. I'm this close to calling the fucking police

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tfw no based feeder gf

unless youre already fat id thank her for the extra gainz
its bulking season after all

this. shes trying to turn you into a real man and youre mad at her for it. kys op

hot, put a ring on it

>Have tinder
>Match with cute girls that only post their face
>After 3 times meeting with hambeasts realize that any girl who posts just her face is a fat fuck, even if the face looks like a 8/10
I’m so sick of fucking fat chicks I hate them women should be regulated by law to post their weight on dating profiles in return we post height

This isn't a fucking joke. She said she was even thinking of putting a straw in my mouth while I was sleeping

You know what to do. Dump this bitch.

I would but she pays my rent though

Small men are beta and incel. Men with BMIs on the lower end of normal also have worse health outcomes on average.

be glad she's at least trying to save your twink ass instead of just leaving you for a bigger guy

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does it count as self defense if you kill her?

Pay her back.

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>bmi
nice cope fatso

This, fuck All these fat bitches, you think I care about your personality when you're a fat cunt

>we

Not all of us are manlets.

Her dad is a cop. Maybe if I try and compare.it to her poisoning me?

The absolute state of OP

>The absolute state of OP
It's only temporary.

>not using her to bulk
it's time to get big

>deliberately trying to fatten me up

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>not enjoying a gf that doesn't mind you being fat
>not having the time of your life on a permabulk
Bro, it's piss easy to lose weight. Stop being a faggot and have some fun with her.

Don't piss her off op or you'll get kicked out

OP Jow Forums is not for underage children like you and your so-called '''girlfriend''' so how about you leave right now, k?

You're saying I should let her do this?

Fuck, she loves James Bond

absolutely based

Yes. Then fuck the shit out of her ass for more bulking gains

I wonder why

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Oh my god.

She says she wanted to jack me off under my rolls

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The architect.

It's so funny, the fatter she gets, the happier he seems.

>hello police? Yeah my gf is trying to ruin my shred

What have you done after finding out they're hamqueens? Call the police or ...? Seriously though did you just grin and bare it? Did you bring it up or allude to their deception? Did they try to message them after? Please tell me you didn't actually sleep with any of them? Thats that gives them the positive feedback that they carry on doing this shit.

Slip anavar into her body while she sleeps and make her your Varbie gf. It's your only choice.

>tfw no gf who help you bulk

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>girlfriend enthusiastically bulks you so you won't be a skeleton
>gets mad at her
nigga you gay

I called her and asked if it was for bulking and she said she wants me to stop going to the gym n and might stop paying for it

>she pays for your gym membership
pls tell me this is bait

This. The pan is mightier than the sword. Feed her and fatten her up instead.

>using dating apps

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>>gf deliberately trying to fatten you up
>>not watching your own portions when you eat
nigga how retarded is you

25 bmi. Wheres my gf

>incel

this is the best option

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it's time the master got himself an apprentice

>Pierce Brosnan starts recruiting other celebrities to fatten their partners

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>Post on profile, or drop casually in conversation, that you are not into plus sized girls.
>video chat with girl and/or ask for full body pics before date.
There I solved your problem

That's actually how I met my gf.

She seemed a little underwhelmed when I took my shirt off but agreed to a date at a buffet

>4 month cut before seeing ldr gf
>she just told me I was a fat fuck and compared my body to some vegan youtuber
You wanna trade?

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>I'm this close to calling the fucking police
What are they going to do?
Stop being a cuck and deal with your own shit

damn user, that's just mean. I'm sorry to hear that. I have a weird kink for being insulted about my weight, but that would have hurt

>no friends
>no real hobbies aside from shitposting
>no good pictures since i lost a bunch of weight
w-what do i put on dating apps

get some hobbies. they will help you make friends oftentimes

>Implying personality doesn't cause the fat

The fatty delusion is real

For england, James?

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>Having a gf that isn't 150% enthralled from day 0

Dude, I hope she's changed her attitude or you dun goofed.

well she got really enthralled as I ate with her, that's for sure

She's based
Time to bloatmaxx user

Holy shit, fuckin REKT

>bloatmaxx
what's that

>8/10 face
>is a fatty
I will gladly take them fromyou

[spoiler]Seriously, this fetish is a living hell! On the 1 hand fat girls are kinkier than any other type of woman I have met and I do genuinely like their appearance. On the other there is a fucking reason why you are socially shamed for dating 1. They really do have so much goddamn mental trauma and personal shit as a result from being fat and doing nothing about it. Someone send help for me. I'm going insane[/spoiler]

Can we start a go fund me page for him to afford a divorce?

She has the right idea though eat big to get big Rich Piana will be proud

>not a gofundme to donate to feed his beautiful wife

>not knowing of the architect
ny resolutionfag!

>tfw no gf to put me on a bloatmaxx plan

why would you post?
>absolute newfag

user we need to get together and bitch about our mutual problem

Fuck her right in the pussy

Skinny girls are a one and done situation.
He married her because he was supposed to even though she wasn’t his preferred body type.

Then life happened, years of stress free living caused her to grow into his perfect thicccc wife

wells thats what you get for shopping for a used car on tinder

if im selling my shitty car on the internet im certainly not gunna focus on that bad the ad

Based and Piercepilled

Yikes

I've been fattening up my gf. It all goes to her booty, me rikey.

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Hope you've been making her do her squats

>tfw you've funnel fed your gf in to a strong-fat momma bear bara thicc girl with mass gainer and heavy compounds
She out lifts me now.
No regrets.