Let's start 2019 off right with a High T thread

Let's start 2019 off right with a High T thread

>2019
>not wanting to be buried under pic related's ass

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I'm a big old homo who has been in the closet forever. I've had a pretty decent sex life with women but I was always in denial about how much I liked the dick. Unfortunately, by the time I started being more honest with myself that I'm a submissive fag I was already 26, and now I'm 27. My easy twink days are behind me. No more lightning fast metabolism, no more easy good skin. I've been an alcoholic for a while and have managed to pack on a beer gut, while remaining otherwise fairly skinny, classic skinnyfat.

I've been slowly learning about fitness over the last 6 months or so. Cycling more, learning recipes I can make with tofu and vegetables instead of eating pasta and red meats with every meal.

I lost about 15 pounds between September and December 01, which I was really proud of, but then the last month of partying I managed to put it all back on. I went to an all inclusive resort for a week and then the next three weeks were Christmas dinners, Christmas parties, and pub nights with friends I normally don't get to see. I put back on every pound that I lost.

Now I'm serious. I want to achieve twink mode. I'm not going to drink a drop of alcohol again (which isn't just for fitness but for a lot of reasons - I'm an alcoholic like I said.) I'm going to quit smoking. I'm going to eat right, and I'm going to tone my ass and thighs so that I like what I see in the mirror. My belly is my enemy and it will be destroyed. I want to look like a cute twink and I want to get a hot boyfriend who thinks I look good.

This is my declaration. I am so terrified that I'm going to give up like everyone does with their New Years resolutions. But this isn't just about looking good - it's about not dying of liver failure in fifteen years, or lung cancer in ten. It's about not having back pain, shortness of breath, or general weakness from things everyone else can do.

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What movie?

Fag

Sauce? Also what the fuck is with the ending?

>9.

Who thought degenerate whores coud be that b&r?

itt low self esteem anons post their favorite landwhale

it says no blocks

I'm confused why no blacks

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>tfw impregnation fetish
>no desire for kids whatsoever

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Best clip ever! Sex and comedy together. Brilliant.

>tfw impregnation fetish
>tfw desire for kids

I gotta build a bigger house

Attention seeking faggot, no one likes your blog