CHECKMATE VEGANS!

He's the longest living vertebrate - must be because he's a carnivore.
On the verge of extinction? Must be because its dick doesnt work.

Also this is the dumbest bait thread I have seen in my life.

thats... thats not how sharks do it

If you're a skelly why the fuck are you only eating meat? And why are you avoiding carbs? Not only is a carnivore diet for human beings a dumb myth for literal fucking down syndrome brainlets who will put their life on the line just to prove a point that they will fail to prove, but avoiding carbs is also a surefire way to lose weight. Fuck, I hope this is bait because I can't honestly believe that as a skelly undereater the diet you decided to go with was a meat only diet.

Gee I wonder who could be behind this post...

Miss fit and nerdy is such a creep. Her “glasses” don’t even have lenses.

That's not how loser endangered sharks do it, because they can't. Alpha chad vegan sharks' dicks are magnetic attracted to shark pussy, that's why they're not endangered

sure but people are omnivores, and people like meat that doesn't meat they should stuff a turkey up their ass everyday. Seriously, historically no one had meat every damn day like clock work. I just think there is too much meat in people's diets.

Feels like some retards don't remember the last time they ate a fucking nut or some cale. Granted, I know back in the day it'd be nuts, grains and veg, as well as wild berries or something + fish. Point is regardless meat like sugar is too easy and too tasty.

>en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Greenland_shark

> Thinks posting an old ass shark validates carnivore diet for humans

> Will conveniently dismiss the diet of gorillas

it even kinda looks like sverige

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>comparing anything to an apex animal that does nothing but eat leaves and maybe a few bugs all day long
gorillas are a pathetic waste of genes

They have extremely slow metabolisms and only become sexually mature when they are like over 100 years old lmfao

>what is extremely nutrient dense organ meat, that has all the micronutrients you need
>what is needing more micronutrients when consuming plant products because they inhibit micronutrient absorption
>what are ketone bodies
>what is plant products being indigestible, fermenting in your gut, creating gas, irritation and bloating
>what are anti-nutrients
>what are toxins that plants use to defend themselves
>what is the digestive system of herbivorous mammals

you mean a pescatarian

checkmate steakcels

>what is a bodybuilding bulk diet
fucking kill yourself, no athlete or bodybuilder does this fucking meme diet shit, they eat sweet potatos and steak and tuna you FUCKING NERD

Eating insects is the future.

>m-m-my penis will totally work when I'm older I swear!
The absolute state of virgin carnivores

>you can't gain muscle on a diet of meat and dairy
>you HAVE to eat potatoes and rice or you'll die

Imagine being this retarded

Based
Fuck those subhumans

To be fair it probably has something to do with the ice cold abyss that they live in 24/7

With a better hairline tho

You HAVE to eat carbs in order to be competitive in anything that fucking matters no one gives a fuck about what carnivore retards you follow online do, real people that get shit done eat carbs and proteins and fats, sweet potatos aren't even real potatos and are loaded with vitamins and starchy carbs. You absolutely need carbs in the diet to maximize muscle growth, carbs themselves are anti catabolic in ways fats are not, improve nutrient recycling and lower protein oxidation. Not to mention they're tasty af and improve libido, modd, and lower stress.

Fucking kill yourself you subhuman dyel retard.

>The longest living land vertebrates are the galapagos giant tortoise and the african elephant
>both herbivores
when will carnivores learn?

Humans live longer than elephants and we're supposed to eat meat.

It also lives in the water.

TERRESTRIAL ANIMALS BTFO

>supposed to eat meat
>using the argument you're trying to prove as your logic
holy fuck it's retarded

Let me apply a seal of truth on this post.

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>the longest living primate was a 122 year old woman
when will penisfags learn and cut it off already?

Carbs age you via glycation, cause cancer, rot your teeth, cause brain disorders like Alzheimer's, and damage your digestive system. Also, your energy and mood on carbs is a rollercoaster, while in a state of ketosis your energy is stable throughout the day no matter what you eat. If you got no energy from no carbs then your body isn't fat-adapted, which is normal when you go from eating carbs all your life.

The body cannot utilize micronutrients properly from plants, either, most micronutrients from plants get pissed out.

The plants that humans eat are man made cultivars full of sugar that were designed to be more edible, their wild, undomesticated variants are inedible and extremely poisonous. Potatoes come from the nightshade family, ffs.

You are nothing but a retarded nigger that swallowed the food pyramid BS in school and think carbs are essential because they "taste good" and the body burns them quicker that ketones.

She lied about her age.

Let me apply a seal of lies on this post.

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Let me apply a seal of fuck off to this one

Better tell the longest living nations on the planet then to stop eating carbs then.
Fucking dumbass.
Give me an example of a single fucking population of humans that eats 0 carbs that has life expectancy that rivals that of any of the top 20 nations in the world in longevity.
For starters, there's not a single human population that eats 0 carbs, even inuits traditionally ate carbs from berries,nuts, algae and the thick strong skin of sea mammals that has both carbs and vitamin C.
Your shit meme fucking dumbass retarded faggot ass diet is a new age experiment popularized by fucking retards online, meanwhile all of humanity has eaten a diet that contains carbs. You decide to follow what said retards say online though, because you are brainwashed to the fucking brim.
Fucking KILLYOURSELF you diet OBSESSED fucking RETARD DYEL NIGGER cultist FAGGOT.

>mad

Eskimos lived without carbs, only eating seasonal berries, once carbs were introduced to their diet they became afflicted with diseases typical to Western nations. A swede went to live with Eskimos, ate their traditional diet and wrote a book on it. He said he never felt happier on a diet of all meat.

You can still get a ton of carbs on a carnivorous diet as well. Just drink milk, unless you are a nigger, which you probably are.

>its lies because I don't like it!!!!

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Other way around. I don't like it because it's lies.

look you are just scaring him. he is not ready. Also stop spreading the no-carb pill. Its better if most people die imho

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You're being deceived by Schlomo user, I'm sorry

proof? give me one study that shows that an all meat diet is bad for people. Then give me one study that proves that vegetables are good for you.
I can give you proof that carbs cause diabetes if you do not believe me.

lmao, honestly you are right. Fuck this shit, I'm going to play Morrowind. Enjoy your wheat n' shit, niggas

>assblownout so hard that he has 0 arguments to reply with
HUR MUH GLYCATION MUH CANCER MUH TEETH

First off, glycation is inevitable in living beings, all living beins run on fucking glucose, plants, fungi, bacteria, animals, insects, all living beings do, you cannot avoid glycation just because you avoid carbs lmao, you literally synthesize fucking glucose from amino acids and lactate and lipid metabolites dumbass.
Furthermore AZ is a CVD, that is treated both with low carb and low fat diets, it's not as simple as your retarded incoherent shitposting makes it seem.
The rest of your shit post is literally paleo memes pushed by retards that either don't lift or lift but look like shit next to real athletes.
Literally kil yourself.
Humans are adapted to eating fruits like figs that are found in the wild and are eaten by chimps
>MUH TEETH
pic related, woah wtf but I thought carbs were bad for teeth
>cancer
you can never avoid glucose though you dumb retard, if you don't make your own glucose on a 0 carb diet you fucking die, and some cancers do feed off of ketones so I guess you better fucking starve because EATING ANYTHING feeds cancer lmao.

fucking dumbass

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actually comparing meat to sugar. Jesus christ

Eskimos have very low metabolism and their fucked up bodies and low intelligence are symptomatic of their diets. None of them has ever done something worthy, meanwhile the transition of meat to carbs gave us the Renaissance. Carbs are literally brain food.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_China_Study

>carbs give you diabetes

False, diabetes rat are correlated with fat intake.

rate*

>CARBS ARE GOOD IF THEY COME FROM MILK
HAHAHAHA YOU CANNOT MAKE THIS SHIT UP

>Eskimos lived without carbs
EXCEPT THEY EAT CARBS HAHAHA
Also their gluconeogenesis is upregulated up the ass and they're intolerant to fasting because they can hardly even reach ketosis.
Just fucking lmao at you for not even knowing this shit HAHAHA.
>seasonal only
which they preserve LMAO

>once carbs were introduced to their diet they became afflicted with diseases typical to Western nations
They ALWAYS ate carbs, ALWAYS, dumbass, you're such a fucking DUMBASS rofl.
Pic related, what they are known for eating plenty of.
Check the macro ratio, then reply to me and apologize for being such a misinformed uneducated retarded shill.
pathetic samefag

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Name a single civilization (or region) that ate low carbs and had an high rate of geniuses or athletes.

ITT: carnicel retard shills get schooled by chad omnis

The Greenland Shark is based as fuck. It can bite into you and then rotate like a can opener, slicing you in half. These are its teeth.

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Carb sources used to be healthier. Nowadays its all mass produced refined shit.

They can't, because no civilization can feed itself on low carbs.
Low carb diets or even worse 0 carb diets are a new age experiment pushed by retards selling supplements and diet plans to confused western idiots that have no idea how to eat.

When confronted with this reality all these carnivore retards do is stop posting lmao.

Meant for

then avoid mass produced refined shit
rice, potatos, pasta, bread have been eaten for thousands of years
honey was eaten since the paleolithic same for wild grains and sugary fruit

Mic The Vegan, a 27 year old vegan activist, has a slightly WORSE TG/HDL than fucking 71 year old Donald Trump.
Trump who eats mcdonalds and kfc every week and doesn't exercise.

Veganism utterly, eternally btfo.

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> pasta, bread
well, homemade bread and pasta from good ingredients is good
not fucking dempsters

>Trump being honest about his health
Ok, lad

No, i dont think you understand. trump is unhealthy as fuck. He has a horrible TG to HDL ratio.
The thing is Mic the vegan's is almost the same as Trumps. In fact its slightly WORSE

I've yet to see a beautiful carnivore person, so I'll stick to my vegan diet to make sure I don't start looking like you primitive subhumans thank you.

Your cock just doesn't work

You’re retarded and so is OP.
How the fuck anyone thinks we’re suppose to be anything but omnivores is just plain autism.

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Lol, enjoy your high TG/HDL ratio you brainwashed moron

>ATHEISTS
>chaosandpain.blogspot.com/2010/07/vegetarianism-and-veganism-best.html
>chaosandpain.blogspot.com/2010/07/vegetarianism-and-veganism-are-as.html
>lloydianaspects.co.uk/opinion/veggie.html
>thetab.com/uk/2017/02/16/vegetarians-unhealthy-mentally-disturbed-says-new-research-33067
>chaosandpain.blogspot.com/2017/12/the-war-on-coffee-and-common-sense-or.html?zx=8d20dd9d8e82ef7a

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Vegans haters are cringe.

>has my made up opinion, posted with full confidence, rightfully earned me the title of retard?
>Nah fucking vegans are butthurt lol

I'm all for sticking you meatboys underwater for the rest of your lives. Just like a shark.

I would user

If it were up to me I would never eat anything but shellfish and butter again.

That actually sounds really interesting

Potatoes are fucking god tier if you're on a cut. Literally the most satiating food in the human diet. I had to lose weight recently for surgery. I ate one large baked potato day for a month with zero cravings.

This is literally 15 year old broscience you're spouting dude.

Masai.

To be honest a really fatty meal will sometimes fill me up for almost two entire days though.

>vegan
>shark
Pick one, fuckmook

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ok, and who the fuck is telling you to eat wonderbread or anything of the sort?
are you an american by any chance?
bread here where I live is sold and made from wheat flour and water and salt not sure how they make it where you live.
>blood tests matter when they go in favour of MY diet religion
come on dude, wake up
that dude is a cultist but so are you
yeah potatos are pretty based, they fill you up like crazy and have surprisingly a good ammount of nutrition, sweet potatos are on another level though those fucking things are loaded with vit A,C,E,K
>broscience
define broscience, if broscience is all of time tested anecdotes and not to mention mechanistic data and dietary interventions we have comparing carb based to fat based diets then I guess you're right, if not you're just using buzzwords for no reason.

they drink blood and milk and honey and fruit, and some small ammount of plants, all of which have carbs
you cannot find a single population of humans that eat 0 carbs, trust me I tried.