*puts gun to your head*

*puts gun to your head*
>"Them some nice muscles you got there, ese. Now, let's see that mouth..."

How do you escape this situation without sucking his dick, Jow Forums?

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Bite through the gun
Thank you jaw excersizes.

Grab the gun and overpower him into submission
Then suck his dick

Many guns can’t fire with the barrel pressed to your head because it moves the slide back slightly, putting the weapon out of battery.

Imagine being forced to suck some muscle daddy's big thick dick and he just plasters your face in sticky goodness haha that would be weird.

Are you kidding, I’d be thinking about dat protein content

I just hope I can remember myself to spit and measure the uL of cum to log into myfitnesspal first

One shot of sperm is about 120 calories so start suckin

Stab him. People who get stabbed tend to be too preoccupied to shoot back.

At that angle, he’d shoot himself in the hand.

suck the bullets out of the gun

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thats some fuck up shit right there

>Implying Jow Forums wouldn't want to suck a dick

c'mon op

>without sucking his dick
I see you've studied my methods. No matter, I have trained my hands as well for this very situation.

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The Shield was a good show. This part came out of fucking nowhere though. That said fuck that spic, I wish the vid surfaced

Shit like this happens every day in México.

>Shit like this happens every day in México.

Fuck

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POCKET SAND

That's why you use a revolver.

A lot of shit came out of fucking nowhere in that show. Which was kind of the point. People do random shit.

Every seen Sicario? It's the only way to keep people in check.

>male-on-male rape is the only way to keep people in check in Mexico

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>You see, guns have a very specific range of efficacy. Many people make one mistake. They get too close.
Grab his gun, headbutt him, eject the clip and the bullet from the chamber, toss the gun away.

It different here. Unlike you in the states we dont have the money to bribe/force our people.

Tell him you’re not sucking his dick while looking him in the eyes. Then tell him to fuck off. Anyone can pull a gun on somebody but few are brave enough to shoot

Forced my ass. Dude could of clearly overpowered him but didn't. Couldn't wait to taste some of that latin cock.

Someone post the picture with "quote from the man stabbed" please.

tell him to fuck off and shoot me
inb4 >larping
I've seen this shit at my old school, a guy was threatened with a gun at his face, he just straight up told the gunman to go fuckhimself and then shoot. Dude just walked away because only insecure cowardly incels do this shit.
80% of the time these incels don't have the guts to do it, they only shoot you if they feel scared and physically threatened.

I’d suck his dick I mean I’ve already got a gun to my head what choice do I have right haha

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>already got a gun to my head what choice do I have
You'd suck his cock without having a gun pointed at you.
>99% of Jow Forums would
>100% of /b would

And /pony?

>Sheit they'd rape the guy with the gun

I'd thank God for finally putting me in a situation where I can die without having to commit suicide.

kek

>"Just do it"

How many do I burn blowing a guy?

>implying Jow Forums wouldn't enjoy it
>it's excellent for burning calories in the face

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Guns don't have batteries, retard.

Depends on how long you're working him. Just remember to spit that's a whole 25 calories.

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There's no way I'd be around a cholo unless this scenario is set in 2030

>burning calories in the face

>stun guns
Checkmate.