New Jow Forumsposters thread

Welcome New Year's Jow Forums posters. Please comment your fit speak below. I'll start.

1 plate - weight of one 45lb "plate" and a standard 45 lb bar (curling bars are usually 15lbs and Olympic bars are 55lbs)
1/2/3/4 - 1 plate over head press, 2 plate flat bench press, 3 plate squat, 4 plate deadlift, used as a fitness standard for new lifters
PR- personal record
DYEL- do you even lift (said to anyone under the strength level of Rich Piana)
QTDDTOT- questions that don't deserve their own thread
GOMAD- Gallon of milk a day
OMAD- one meal a day
High T/low T- high or low testosterone according to average male standards 285 ng/dL to 945 ng/dL
SS- starting strength
5x5- five sets of 5 reps
HIIT- High intensity interview training

Feel free to add more terms commonly used on fit.

Reaction and Jow Forumsapproved images highly encouraged.

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Other urls found in this thread:

bincodes.com/creditcard-checker/
twitter.com/NSFWRedditGif

Brap - woman farting
Brapper - womans big ass
Braphog - woman with a big ass
Sniff - smelling a brapper

Boomer- oldfags
Zoomer- youth
Sips- delicious beverage
Mong- retard

New poster on this forum: are there any more channels like Alphadestiny? So far his is the only one giving good practical advice for recreational drug free lifters.

New poster here. How do I add this subchan to my homepage?

Perhaps you could see what channels Alphadestiny himself endorses. He's kind of a big deal in the online fitness community.

How do I gild and give gold to posts that I like on this site?

>retard
Can we please refrain from using such language?

Comment 'Based and redpilled' for gold
Comment 'Cringe and bluepilled' for downvote

cringe and bluepilled

I see

Based and Redpilled

Does this website cross-reference against presidential ballots. Will they find out I voted for Hillary and ban me??

To downvote, reply with a single “>” or an “@“ symbol.
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@48984406

Did your stay at home bull kick you out of the bedroom again?

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What do you guys think of my form here?

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You gotta squat to depth

All I see is a GOLD account logo? Can i bypass this without buying GOLD?? Can someone gift me one?

Almost deep enough, would go a bit lower if your ankle mobility will allow it.

What's the etymology of "mog?" I get what it means, but don't get why it means what it means.

Here’s how to get one

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Are you retarded? He said we use the word mong here

Thanks brehs

Fuck this shit, you gotta hit the ground running here. If it's not in the sticky, you'd better ask a good question or learn. 4channel is making this Jow Forums machine into a fucking subreddit

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wtf guys it didn't work

wha

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zoomer mong detected

If this faggot tries to delete it

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MISS

Thanks for the new ps4

chaaaaa-ching

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Holy shit I thought it was fake. If I cancel my order does it still count as fraud?

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Pls tell me this is real

a b s o l u t e k e k

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Well you didn't steal his info, he gave you the shit. I'd say it's like when someone steals a car with the keys in it is a joyride and not grand theft auto

From “amog” an acronym that stands for “alpha male of the group.”

Now you too can laugh when idiots here talk about girls “mogging.”

Yes, it’s fraud.

Enjoy prison

uh, driving off in a car that has the keys in it is still theft, just like how walking into an unlocked house is still burglary..

based brap poster haha

Shut up faggot and learn to Google. And it's breaking and entering not burglary.

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Thanks, bruh.

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splitting hairs. the main point of my post was that a crime is still a crime even if someone makes them self an easier victim, sadly you were too retarded to see that

A good-natured intro to Jow Forums ends up in fraud

Good work boys

They should off read the sticky!!

Lmao criminal defense and law is almost always splitting hair. Why do you think you need a lawyer? You're the retarded with a claim that I proved wrong with one Google search. Fuck you're point it's a house of cards built on a bed of sand

Mong*

You’re welcome. NYE newfags need to GTFO

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Based

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I wouldn't expect anything less from a tripfag

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Wish this was up three years ago, I had to lurk a lot to get what all of this shit means.

LMAO

is this real??

Fuck yeah time to finally get a Switch

>You will never wake up and see her face laying next to you

New poster here!

Am I gonna make it brahs?

No way

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This fraud was a larp. There's no way it's that easy to set up payment without putting in zip code.

did it work user?

Did you read the thing you just posted? It's about people who are occasionally allowed to drive your car, not a stranger who takes it when the keys are on you dumb fuck.

The most beautiful girl i've ever seen

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>2019
>not front squatting
>never gonna make it

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Put me in the screencap, Reddit

Lmao I thought it was a larp bincodes.com/creditcard-checker/

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Can’t tell if you’re old or autistic

Did he really... Why the fuck ?

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I wish all the phoneposters would die in a fucking hellfire.

>HIIT- High intensity interview training

How many interviews do you do in a regular session?

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Post purchase info with credit card number as proof

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kek

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>High intensity interview training
OP confirmed turbo faggot

you're already banned and you dont even know it yet faggot

gas the jews, put me in the screencap

Stop with this cringe.

'Mirin those glutes.
>pls respond

Fake retards, you'd need his name and expiry to use the card on Amazon

Bump

HOLY SHIT im pissing myself,put me in the screencap, you cant make this shit up

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>Olympic bars are 55lbs
wrong men oly bars are standard 45lb

>doesn't know how tripcode works
lurk more

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I get the feeling that they're actually dating and he's putting on a show for Jow Forums.

Just Gonna dump some info for a future screencap of this thread

CBT: CURRENT BODY THREAD (JUST Share your progress and routine with us , and to look for motivation

FAT and FPHT: These are the obligatory obesity theme threads, but they differentiate themselves. FAT purpose is to encourage and answer some answers on fat/weight loss, and help anothers user make their Jow Forums change. FPH on the other hand is a thread dedicated to mog obesity and laugh at their delusions on being fat, and also showing the real impacts of obesity (read some medical/nurses reports often posted and you'll understand the gravity of the situation

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So now, the personalities of fit:

Jeff Cavalière (Aka non négociables) : Channel athleleanx x, on YouTube. One of the most resourceable channels on lifting laive. If you're starting now and have some doubts, look after information on his channel.
Btw, the whole external rotation joke is based on him. Basically dudes are crazy on fucking chest exercises, and that's makes the external part of the shoulders to get weak. In order to prevent this, he strongly recommends face pulls (aka the non negotiables)


Zyzz: A fellow bodybuilder that posted here on 4 Chan and made videos of his routines, and also like to show his body on Omegle to MOG others. Truly a legend

Rich Piana: Another fellow bodybuilder that had a YouTube channel promoting Bodybuilding lifestyle. He ascended last year.

Scooby: the whole joke on him is that's he makes Bodybuilding videos and it's g@y.

Jeff Nipard: Another bodybuilding content creators, similar as Jeff, with information on nutrition and exercise. A good source for information

Jeremy Ether: another source of information on YouTube

Why people use Ryan gosling (k) image?

In the movie, Ryan is a lonely robot with a fucking masturbation toy. Jow Forums is highly populated with single males that masturbate a lot, hence the empathy for the character

When to use

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Use at eat phrase to tell a story

>can't wake up

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>not talking about the bloatlord

Other than that good post user

Just postin the screencap

Also for this, I recommend LongShot app on Android

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does anyone here have the new SIR New Years comic?

If this is real, you should strongly consider ending yourself

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Can someone explain "based" "red pill" "blue pill" and "black pill" ???

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>Based
Hard to explain but it is a word used to admire someone, especially for alpha male behavior.
>Red Pill
Derived from the Matrix, it means a truth that's not really known, but it's actually the truth.
>Blue Pill
Again derived from the Matrix, it is a "truth" in popular in opinion, but it's actually false.
>Black Pill
A truth that has nihilistic, hopeless tones.