NOW HIRING

Prison guard here. Love the job, paid very well. Good lifestyle.

security guard paying my way through flight school

in the same boat as you user, bio/ kin double major.

Roast me as long as you want but I'm studying HR with Psychology and I wouldn't be happier. Literally the job with the highest demand and unlimited opportunities for promotions, travelling and career progression to whichever company I chose. Easy and interesting subject to study for and constantly surrounded by Stacey's in class and work.

>inb4 it's a women's job

For a starting salary in the UK with a 3 years degree you get min £30k which is really really good.

Attached: image.jpg (1080x1080, 464K)

Why doesnt the girl just walk through the water? It's like shin deep

Attached: 646984694651.jpg (400x399, 21K)

I'm a chef at Wendys

I’m a health and fitness blogger -
Before that I was a mercenary in Iraq and Afghanistan doing snatch and grab operations

Before that I ran my own laboratory and synthesized my own anabolic steroids

In between that I trained at the CIA depot at Langley

Now I just share my wealth of knowledge and repackage ammo shells for extra cash.

Assuming you are probably 17-20 I'de say go to college and get some kind of degree before you go through enlisting.

You have plenty of time to join the military but its not something you want to rush into because "a ton of your friends are enrolling in the marines". You'll be on your own in a new environment and a lot of people really hate the military once they are in and are stuck because they made a rash decision. Once you're in you can't just quit.

We're also in a bit of an unpredictable climate in the US politically and there's a fair chance that sometime in the next 3-4 years we're going to be pulled into some kind of retarded geopolitical conflict that is going to result in a lot of people going into a pointless war and getting hurt or killed because rich politicans want to have dick measuring contests abroad.

If you get a degree and still decide its something you want to do that college degree will look good and you can probably use it to get into some kind of officer program so you don't have to get stuck doing bitch work all day.

Be really careful when you think about signing up for the military user, those recruiters prey on the stupidity and impressionability of teenagers to meet their quotas. It's not what they want you to think it is.

Kek

Joining any military not at officer level is being a cannon fodder idiot.
Get a degree first.

I’m in Canada, I think paramedics can make pretty good money here

I work at a US Army gym overseas (Germany) for $15/hour . I make more than the average German wage plus get sweet on-base bennies. I get paid to unlock the doors, workout, eat, browse interwebs, and close it up at 8pm. We work in overlapping shifts but usually just leave as soon as the next worker arrives, so - on the clock for 40hrs/week but am only there for about 25. It's pretty lucrative in terms of fuck-off time.

Attached: 019fdbbfec0add9def1fb03e0109b3b0.jpg (236x312, 13K)

This is the only correct answer, holy fuck.

The current I'm guessing. When the river in my area washes out the bridges, that shit can take you off your feet if you aren't careful.

Are you in a private company or someshit? My country’s security guard pay is dog shit

codemonkey

Attached: 35B9E397-570F-43AD-A6D6-38B1298CC921.gif (320x240, 2.87M)

bloho?

It's neat how we've got little towns set up over there.

private company in canada, i get paid $17.50/hr as a supervisor.

Hemingway?

I got rejected as an army officer, too old now, programming for some real estate classifieds websites. Doesn't keep me Jow Forums, doesn't contribute to society, feelsbadman.

DO NOT DO IT.
t. Active duty marine

Yeah I've heard the same thing. That's why i specified in the US, here we get paid like 30-40k usd depending on what area or service you're with. I also believe in some countries Paramedicine is a legit BS program, here it's just a year long certificate. Of course there's always flight and critical care but that takes a lot more training and there is a lot of competition.

Forreal though there are much better and safer options. Stay in school dudes it ain't worth it.

Studying law and business. I really enjoy it, but I'm worried that the long hours I'll have to work in the future will make me give up too much free time (including lifting).

I'm a math major

just lol@manual labor nigger tier jobs

Radiation Safety Engineer
mainly MCNP

just about every marine says that. Doesn't stop future marines from doing it though

can you explain what you do? I was in a pharmD program for pharamacology but stopped with a b.s. in biochemistry and now I work for DoE as a water chemist. Spent 8 years in the navy making reactors wiggle

Working inpatient at my current hospital, I’m either stationed in the ED, ICU, or work in the Medical / ortho / tele / general wards.
My major duties are consulting with medical in appropriate antibiotic therapies, reviewing and approving / rejecting prescribed therapies, compounding drugs, substitutions, responding to codes and drawing medications for the nurses and docs, med recon, and basically just prioritizing pharmaceutical therapy for 50-200 patients depending on how well we are staffed.

I don’t have to do much with insurance and billing - so I’m grateful for that.

>Not joining army/air-force
>not enlisting for SIGINT Analysis
>not getting a sweet intelligence job later in life working for corrupt democrats and republicans who are invested in America's downfall as a superpower.

What the fuck are you people even doing?

Signals Intelligence jobs pay fucking bank after the military.

I certainly hope you're not in the lower mainland

> tfw cant join police since I've got adhd

Landscaping. Trees are heavy.

Engineer. Automation and shit.

my sister does this and it looks and sounds awful. basically dealing with other people's retardation and laziness, very unfulfilling job

Attached: 039E95AE-2CC6-4541-B18A-F1E798931EA1.jpg (446x598, 20K)

wow it’s almost like they’re all retarded or something

Lies

You mean the best place in Canada?

Did you have to do a bullshit residency?

Farrier from Canada.. trim hooves and fit and nail on horseshoes. Love the lifestyle, make 230k a year and work for myself. Pic related is a handmade horseshoe that I did

Attached: 20181122_134230~2.jpg (2450x2559, 1019K)

Yeah- wasn’t so bad.

You didn't join the real and active Official Fitness Server on Dis cord yet??
Advice on routine and posture advice, motivate each other, awesome stories, feels, food pics recipes and diet checks, fasting, etc.
Self improvement, nofap, powerlifting, fraud (steroids), martial arts, current body thread, injury prevention, etc.
We also have some fun channels like memes.
For those who want more adventure, we have a contest: post a pic in begin of the month, and one at the end. Then users vote and the winner gets prize money!

We accept people from all fitness levels: fat, average or athletic. As long as you are encouraging and motivating you are most welcome!

dis cord (dot) gg / v3wR7nr

Currently still in uni but the past summer and spring semester I was a test/product engineer for an hvac company. I’ll be going back again this summer. It’s alright.

Just 1 year or 2? Personally it infuriates me how a lot of these hospital jobs are things they used to give without residencies but now it's a buyer's market so they can get away with ratcheted up the requirements. I could never stand putting off making any actual money for another 1-2 years while busting my ass with that shit.

I'll just stick with retail, even with its own downsides. Although I do have connections with some m8s in industry so that's always an option, I suppose. If I ever get fed up enough with retail that is.

28 months split between Harborview and Seattle Children’s

How you liking retail side?

I like it. I've grown to appreciate how I get to just talk and shoot the shit with normal people who come in. I've worked other jobs both in and out of healthcare, and I've honestly grown to hate the aspect of other areas where you end up only talking with other healthcare people and no one else. It starts to feel suffocating. And this is true of a lot of jobs as well, like the programmers who go to work, they're only around other programmers, go home, next day go to work, etc.

As for the job it really all comes down to whether you have good techs that are capable of being mostly autonomous. I've been lucky in that regard. They're able to handle a lot of the shit I don't like doing.

Right, I do get sick of being surrounded by the usual suspects in healthcare.

It wouldn’t be so bad if there wasn’t so many strong personalities, but I guess I can’t blame the people when the environment makes the people stressed.

I might look into retail and test the waters a bit then, maybe pick up a few shifts a month.
Does your employer pay competitive?

Studied nutrition, got a degree but gave up on that shit, people don't want to be helped

>Prison guard here. Love the job
What do you love about it

I've always had a fairly laid back personality. The guys with strong personalities who are always serious business, especially in pharmacy, just make me lol.

Pay is good, better than hospital IIRC, although that might differ between staff vs clinical. It also really just depends on your location. Lot of variance.

The guy wearing the shoes is actually the the guy who impregnated the cute pretty Asian girl.

I'm currently working at the local pub (i'm 18) to scrape money together for uni in 2020 where I'm going to study law.

desu if i wasnt a paranoid mess id m
join the military to straighten myself out
>hard training and demands of success internalize reality and boost confidence
>reclaim the structure in my life i have neglected
>maybe fight for my life and find enough satisfaction that i escape the drudgery of the modern safety bubble
>with newfound satisfaction get passed searching for purpose, settle down with qt and start the next adventure
also anons on here always say they only beat depression when they change up their routines entirely.

Chemical engineering student at co op as an operations engineer in a steel/titanium forge

Based I'm a huc that works in the er and I'm going to med school. Most of our emts or paramedics hate their jobs.

fun fact he is actually carrying that mans wife through her own vaginal juices

That man is allowing hit wife to be carried by another man in order to save his families life. He is putting his family before his own ego. Nothing more alpha than that.

Agree with this.

I’m studying for met too, but after I’ve worked as an emtfor a few months for experience I’m going paramedic then straight into fire(my local departments want you to have all certs before joining fire. I’m sure fire can get its bullshit calls from time to time but it’s mostky chilling and working out/training and then serious calls

Stfu I work at Langley and I've never seen you

Network Security Engineer. Great job, great schedule, great pay. You can always goto OCS after enlistment, the military will (or used to) pay for college.

Combat Engineer.
Physiotherapist to be though

I'm doing a PhD in bioinformatics with focus on inherited genetics and cancer screening.

> RASP
My nibba.. I wish you best of luck. If you do make it, get your ranger leadership tab or your Bat. Will forever treat you like shit.