>Go Into home gym
THE FIRST MAN I KILLED WAS THE EARL'S RIGHT-HAND MAN
WHEN HE CAME TO TAKE HER AWAY
I RAN HIS OWN SWORD STRAIGHT THROUGH HIS THROAT
AND THEN I STOOD THERE, WATCHING HIM FALL
THE FIRST BLOOD I SPILLED WAS THE BLOOD OF A BARD
I HAD TO WIPE THE SMILE AWAY
I WAS NOT YET A MAN, NOR WAS I A BOY
BUT STILL, I MADE THAT BASTARD PAY
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I AM AN OUTCAST, ALL ALONE
Amon amarth is cringey as fuck you faggot.
That's the point, you mong
>dubs
>cringe
Pick one
>walk into gym
>EVERY TIME I COME AROUND, ANOTHER BAD BOY DOWN
>walk into gym
>SHAKE SHAKE SHAKE
>SHAKE SHAKE SHAKE
>SHAKE YOUR BOOTY
>SHAKE YOUR BOOTY
Based, and dare i say it, redpilled
>Crawl into gym
ZANKOKU NA TENSHI NO YOU NI
SHONEN YO SHINWA NI NARE
TRUMPETS
>walk into gym
Blazing fire under the moon
Burning taste of lead
We'll ride forever
Cause' the Iron is stronger than death
>Iron is stronger than death
???
>???
???
>jog into gym
MEIN LAND
MEIN LAND
DU BIST HIER IM MEINEM LAND (MEIN LAND)
This is the picture that made me realize how ugly k-girls are. Thanks user
why is iron stronger than death
why isn't it?
More for me then.
>a mineral and an abstract concept can be weighed against one another using the same arbitrary metric
look for the poetic meaning you troglodyte
>Walk into gym
>ララララララララ
>ララララララララ
>ララララララララ
Based ensiferum poster
>walk into gym
YOU CAME AND SLAUGHTERED ODIN
YOU CAME AND MURDERED ZEUS
OUR GODS BECAME YOUR SATAN
AND SATAN BECAME OUR GOD
>Walks into gym
Somebody once told me
The world was gonna roll me
I ain't the sharpest tool in the shed
hello 2011.....
>walk into gymnasium
>gymnasium bard is playing Bacchylides again
>can't_make_this_shit_up.amphorea
>walk into the main room
>thots singing everywhere
>they turned the ox lifting room into a dithyramb class
>ask gymnasium kore where are the oxen
>she replies that they have been removed from the building, since classes are more popular, and less expensive
>can't get any of my drachma back
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>Latinized gymnasium
Their older stuff is much better, but still, based and redpilled. Suggestions for good viking metal bands? I currently listen mostly to Wulfgar and Amon Amarth
>Squat crawl into my gym
>met with isles of squat racks extending all the way to the back of the room
>See one wall covered in all kinds of fucking kettlebells
>The wall perpendicular to it is lined with floor mats and plates, there are several men doing Russian twists in a group
> seeone leg press machine in the back
>exit squat crawl position to do the push machine
>"YOU SHOULDN'T HAVE COME HERE"
>"WHA???"
>The men doing the Russian twists are approaching fast, each one holding two 30lb kettlebells
>"A NU CHEEKI BREEKI IV DAMKE"
>"p-please no"
>Two men hold me down with their immensely strong legs
>"DON'T YOU KNOW AMERICAN, WE USE PRESS MACHINE AS BAIT"
>proceed to have two 30lb kettlebells shoved in my ass
>"NOW MAYBE YOU WILL LEARN HOW TO OF SQUATTING PAL"
>Cry on the floor as my ass bleeds heavily
What did user mean by this